By Cory Doctorow (GPG 0xBF3D9110957E5F4C) @doctorow.pluralistic.net · 15/09/2026We've met a few times and even corresponded some in Amazon's early years, though I haven't had contact with him in decades. 1742
By Cory Doctorow (GPG 0xBF3D9110957E5F4C) @doctorow.pluralistic.net · 15/09/2026Despite that very minor acquaintanceship and that long gap in our message history, I can tell you one thing I know *for sure* about Jeffrey Preston Bezos: he needs to pee *all the time*. 21029
By Cory Doctorow (GPG 0xBF3D9110957E5F4C) @doctorow.pluralistic.net · 15/09/2026How do I know? Because peeing all the time is an inescapable feature of aging, and Bezos has eight years on me, and *I* have to pee all the time. Jeff Bezos, like all older people, must contend with a progressively weakening bladder. 2974
Ruby Duesday 🏳️🌈 🧑🏻🦰 @rubizza.bsky.social · 15/09/2026I’ve seen recent video of each of you, so I can say with certainty that you, at least, can still operate your facial muscles. 010
