e.w. niedermeyer @niedermeyer.online · 04/08/2026can't shake the feeling that slop menus are going to be a deciding factor in the AI backlash🔪🔪🔪bryan 🔪 🔪 🔪@murderxbryan.bsky.socialHey man, maybe just make the sandwiches and take a pic of them. 31939101
e.w. niedermeyer @niedermeyer.online · 04/08/2026they're already absolutely everywhere, and every single one radiates this deeply unsettling "not made by humans" vibe that is totally at odds with the fact that delicious food is one of humanity's universal languages3:18 PM · Aug 4, 2026 1223111
Will @thealpacalypse.bsky.social · 04/08/2026↪ Replying to @niedermeyer.onlineIt's also just baffling because there are literally millions of delicious looking stock photos of food! 0410
peterpesce.bsky.social @peterpesce.bsky.social · 04/08/2026↪ Replying to @niedermeyer.onlineAgree. But doing it the right way is maybe 100x more effort than typing "make picture of food" and lazy wins every time. 130
Garth Marenghi's Catbus @catbus.phd · 04/08/2026↪ Replying to @niedermeyer.online"come eat our weird plastic alien shit we won't jump u" isn't the vibe I'd want my restaurant giving that's for sure 0180
obs62.bsky.social @obs62.bsky.social · 04/08/2026↪ Replying to @niedermeyer.onlineI've also noticed small business logos with the owner (?) drawn in cartoon style by AI. I've seen a chimney sweep, HVAC repair, and plumber in the last few weeks, all with the exact same style. 170
David Lovejoy @philadlj.bsky.social · 04/08/2026↪ Replying to @niedermeyer.onlinethat this is so commonplace now really makes you reassess whether a sizable percentage of other humans see the world and the printed or projected image in a profoundly different (and wrong) way it's more than just laziness at this point -- it's fundamental visual delusion 030
russell frost @russellfrost.bsky.social · 04/08/2026↪ Replying to @niedermeyer.onlineHistorically, restaurants buy the shittiest tech to do the laziest, cheapest crap work. How many times is the menu on a site a mediocre jpg? Or a fuzzy pdf? Since the yellow pages day, they put zero effort into marketing. 030
wowthatscoolmyguy.bsky.social @wowthatscoolmyguy.bsky.social · 04/08/2026↪ Replying to @niedermeyer.onlineScreaming at Claude, "I TOLD YOU TO MAKE IT BUMPIER!!!" 030
Vast Country Hypnosis @vasthypno.bsky.social · 04/08/2026↪ Replying to @niedermeyer.onlineWe all know that the best hole in the wall restaurants have either really crappy cell phone pictures of their food or early 90s Microsoft clip art on super faded color dot matrix printouts. If the latter, the food is amazing for the chef being 79. 040
Scott Johnston @sejwords.bsky.social · 04/08/2026↪ Replying to @niedermeyer.onlineWhat I like about slop menus is they are making it clear that conventional polish thru highlighting and emotion triggering background and all the enormous efforts graphic designers put into getting an ad to look professional has just lost most of its value, because if a computer can fake it… 101
mistermeows.bsky.social @mistermeows.bsky.social · 04/08/2026↪ Replying to @niedermeyer.onlineIt’s not good to have your creative tool primarily associated with lowest-common-denominator creations. 000
thirddudeontheleft.bsky.social @thirddudeontheleft.bsky.social · 04/08/2026↪ Replying to @niedermeyer.onlineMarketing photographs of food are a very complicated business! Well, usually. Sometimes you just take pictures of food. 000
jaywallace1.bsky.social @jaywallace1.bsky.social · 04/08/2026↪ Replying to @niedermeyer.onlineThis should count as fraud and treated like white collar crime. 000