This joke happened on a call with @indeeddistract.bsky.social a few months ago and detonated my brain. We present it to you now for #makeaterriblecomicday2026 (Apologies to @xkcd.com)

(We sent each other drafts of this almost simultaneously. My first one was way too wordy and didn't have anyone wearing a lab coat, so I yoinked those important improvements. I still think his lab coat guy was funnier.)