David Pakman @davidpakman.bsky.social · 10/08/2026New report says Trump will be unconditionally surrendering to Iran. He will simply declare that he “won” and will leave. Anyone surprised by this pathetic outcome? 3026242
Alvaro Falcone @pjwm.bsky.social · 11/08/2026Shhhhhh! That's literally the only way we get back to almost normality. Yes sir! Huge win! Literally no one else in history has won a land war in Asia! Much bigly? Probably need to take Hegseth out back for some cannoli mind you. 010
Maggie Priceless🏳️🌈🏳️⚧️🇨🇦🇵🇸🇺🇦 @maggiepriceless.bsky.social · 10/08/2026You know there's gonna be a parade right? Red Square style. 000
maryv409.bsky.social @maryv409.bsky.social · 11/08/2026I don't care what he does just so long as he stops this unwinnable war. If it takes letting him "save face", so be it. It's not like everyone doesn't already know he's a pathetic loser. He's one of the stupidest people on earth. 000
Bruce @rbw523.bsky.social · 10/08/2026Sure sounds like the consistent loser. Same thing he repeatedly did in business .... 000
thenicklogan.bsky.social @thenicklogan.bsky.social · 10/08/2026Hopefully that is the same tactic he will use after he tries to run for president again. But will he then declare himself President of Venezuela? Or just leave for Qutar to be close to his stolen money? Or just live at airports on his flying palace? Inquiring minds want to know... 000
Applebutter @applebutt.bsky.social · 10/08/2026No . But knowing that fanata menace hes gonna bsck out and try again on Wednesday 000
Super Phase @lavawings.bsky.social · 10/08/2026We’re at the point where it’d be more pathetic to continue. We can call Trump a moron day in and day out but I’d rather be alive than in the right right now. Get the fuck out, tell Israel to do the same, sue for peace and reconciliation to open to the Strait snd end this geopolitical nightmare. 040
Don't panic Jonesey @ergoerosum.bsky.social · 11/08/2026There's the small matter of $billions in reparations for the damage done by American bombs. Iran won't be opening Hormuz until that's paid. 000
njars.bsky.social @njars.bsky.social · 10/08/2026This time there might actually be big guys with tears in their eyes saying Siiirrr! 030
Padrig Gatth @padriggatth.bsky.social · 11/08/2026static.klipy.comGroundhog Day: Bill Murray & WoodchuckALT: Groundhog Day: Bill Murray & Woodchuck 000
SerGe @hansstuhl.bsky.social · 11/08/2026MAGA followers buy that the economy is booming, seems they would buy this assuredly. 000
hillb.bsky.social @hillb.bsky.social · 10/08/2026he made himself and Big Oil richer, as he promised, and kept Bibi happy 000
bluwatertom.bsky.social @bluwatertom.bsky.social · 10/08/2026They’re “brainstorming “ the response as we speak. It’ll be outrageous and only his cult members will believe it. 000
owens-kd1.bsky.social @owens-kd1.bsky.social · 10/08/2026Wait, didn’t this report also happen like a month ago? 010
agesteen27 @agesteen27.bsky.social · 11/08/2026Isn't it that the way it always ends with Donald Trump? 000
concisely cogent commentary @yosemiteonmymind.bsky.social · 10/08/2026I'm not at all surprised. He already told us that he would five months ago. 050
coolingjets.bsky.social @coolingjets.bsky.social · 10/08/2026It won't be the first time the US has declared victory and left. 000
