Father, husband, lawyer, choirs singer, Midwesterner, lapsed philosopher, marker of beliefs to market.

#YNWA Urbs in Horto

I'm a lawyer disguised as a terrorist. Or is it the other way around? #BirdsUp #WAF #ButlerianJihadist

Therapist by day, nerding out by night. I love literature, trash, and all the middlebrow shit in between.

I'm boring.

My views do not reflect those of my employer. The header photo is Portland Oregon if it had a baseball stadium in the river for some reason.

OU Meteorology '21 he/they 🏳️‍🌈 ♏️♋️♉️ ask me about my garden 🌱 opinions are my own drink more water (yes, even more than that)

BA yiddish. MS speech-language pathology. buckeye. terrier. nats/caps/commanders fan. #enby they/them. #HSI. used to do @queerfancystats in the bad place. smash

Broadway lawyer. Lover of entertainment, politics, and woefully, the New York Mets.