Sometimes I post about law. Mostly, I yell about sports.

Make beer for a living and yell about Mizzou as a hobby. Lord Protector of the Commonwealth of Branson, Missouri.

Writer of things for fun and to pay for cat/dog/human upkeep

I am the Rug

“Oh you think darkness is your ally…” Black Lives MFN Matter ✊🏾, Free the oppressed USN Vet ⚓️

I live in Denver and I have a pug. College football sicko. Also an editor.

I'm a huge University of Hawaii sports fan. I'm also ono for squid luau.

Political Science PhD (UCSD ‘13), Data Science Bureaucrat (Oregon DHS), Union Member (SEIU), Mediocre Golfer (16 Handicap), Dad (‘25) I never made the pivot to

she/her • nebraska 🌽 • trumpet & vp of @omahaparliament.org 🦉 • rooting for the huskers, union omaha, arsenal, kc current, & more • part time lover, full time

WSRSL graduate 🇺🇸🇲🇭🇫🇲🇬🇺 https://linktr.ee/sinlaku

Define Greatness… PA TRILL SHIT • MHS • LEGENDARY12 • 2X SWAC CHAMP #Alcorn #BigBadBraves #DontBelieveTheHype #BratEnabler Black Sky Users Only!!! #SkyVerified

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My views do not reflect those of my employer. The header photo is Portland Oregon if it had a baseball stadium in the river for some reason.

He/him. “Time will change the weather” ☭ 🇵🇸

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