Have never seen someone counter “we’re firing you for cheating on your wife with an undergrad” with “actually, I WASNT cheating on my wife, she already divorced me”
substantially more details about Brian Smith's firing, from The Post: (note: using the OU Inn to carry on your affairs "for privacy" is such an incredibly bad idea it's disqualifying in and of itself)
thepostathens.com
OU fires head football coach Brian Smith after review cites relationship with student, alcohol misconduct - The Post
An administrative review found Smith violated the terms of his contract through serious professional misconduct, including engaging in a relationship with an undergraduate student and participating in alcohol-related conduct.