Troutfield @connerran.bsky.social · 15/05/2026Damn, I guess I’ll have to keep waiting for a show where Ultron fucks Harry Potter. 000
Troutfield @connerran.bsky.social · 24/03/2026On average, the team who loses a sports game will have less of a sense of success than the team who won that game of sport 000
Troutfield @connerran.bsky.social · 24/03/2026If you think someone might be trying to strangle you, don’t go in front of them in a conga line! 000
Troutfield @connerran.bsky.social · 25/02/2026End of first season of tv show may impact second season of tv show 010
Troutfield @connerran.bsky.social · 02/08/2025(a centipede who keeps bumping his first 3 legs) “Always put your best foot fourth.” 010
Troutfield @connerran.bsky.social · 10/07/2025If you have to be hoisted by something make sure it’s not your own petard! 000
Troutfield @connerran.bsky.social · 27/02/2025If you don’t like the cover of a book, sue the publisher and get a lawyer to judge it for you! 000
Troutfield @connerran.bsky.social · 16/01/2025My mother just died and her dying words were these: 000
Troutfield @connerran.bsky.social · 16/01/2025My father just died and his dying words were these: 000
Troutfield @connerran.bsky.social · 16/01/2025My grandmother just died and her dying words were these: 000
Troutfield @connerran.bsky.social · 16/01/2025My grandfather just died and his dying words were these: 000
Troutfield @connerran.bsky.social · 15/01/2025Don’t worry about your career as a triathlete if you can’t swim! 000
Troutfield @connerran.bsky.social · 15/01/2025Make sure you always do what’s unavoidably essential to staying alive! 000
Troutfield @connerran.bsky.social · 15/01/2025If you’ve got too many eggs to carry in your hands, just get a basket and put them all in there! 000
Troutfield @connerran.bsky.social · 15/01/2025It’s better to be safe than a piranha with no teeth! 000
Troutfield @connerran.bsky.social · 15/01/2025Don’t carry a fresh cup of coffee on your head if you feel like you’re about to sneeze! 000
Troutfield @connerran.bsky.social · 15/01/2025If you think someone might be trying to strangle you, don’t go in front of them in a conga line! 000
