Pavel @spavel.bsky.social · 12/11/2024A 5oz glass of wine has 123 calories, which is burned by 25 minutes of walking ∴ if you take about an ounce worth of sips every 5 minutes, these activities cancel out perfectly. 11796
Keith "Ghost Skeleton" Putnam @timetravel.camp · 12/11/2024My life since COVID has been alternating between having Beer Gut and having Wine Gut. 030
Squat Erry Day @implicitpower.bsky.social · 12/11/2024Another Round 2: Around the World (it’s Mads Mikkelsen wearing one of those helmets with two cans of red wine and straws that let you sip from the cans) 030
Government-Mandated AI Friend @helios-daedalus.bsky.social · 12/11/2024Trying to achieve perfect caloric homeostasis by wearing one of those runner's camel backpacks, but it's just full of chardonnay. 1120
Pavel @spavel.bsky.social · 12/11/2024However, that eats into the benefits you'd normally get from that exercise. Carrying a 6-pack of beers while you do it will burn 22 EXTRA calories per hour, so after 36 hours of walking, if you were still thirsty, the beer would "pay" for itself. 1250
troyliss @troyliss.bsky.social · 06/06/2025youtu.beCoca-Cola: 'Be OK' 139 calories advertYouTube video by The Grocer 000
Misjø Smeulf 🔒 Smurfnation national @headacheofsmurf.bsky.social · 12/11/2024As a European these measurements confuse me. I’m going to assume ‘oz’ means bottles. 150
