JoJoFromJerz @jojofromjerz.bsky.social · 08/01/2025So, let me see if I have this straight - you maga meatheads went from “America First/America Only” to “Hell yeah we want Canada, Panama and Greenland/Manifest Destiny baby!” in the span of like a few fucking weeks, and none y’all gives a fuck about eggs or immigrants anymore? 773124422289
Lucky7Deb @lucky7deb.bsky.social · 09/01/2025The magical caravans always poof, disappear after an election, 020
Blue all the way @hellyun.bsky.social · 09/01/2025This is a distraction while they implement project 2025 1141
This Machine Kills Fascists @rennyfella.bsky.social · 09/01/2025It's always been about owning the Libs dude. That's all they care about. 080
PhunkyPunk Ⓐ @phunkypunk.bsky.social · 09/01/2025The hypocrisy isn't a bug - it's a feature. When an undiagnosed Personality Disorder takes centre stage, all bets are off. 020
DJ @emeraldcitizen.bsky.social · 08/01/2025MAGA:media.tenor.coma cartoon character wearing 3d glasses says i 'm in a cult on a busALT: a cartoon character wearing 3d glasses says i 'm in a cult on a bus 000
David @beachpapa.bsky.social · 09/01/2025Have u heard...even though ur President-elect threatens Canada, we've sent water planes and other equipment to L.A. to help fight the fires. That's the way we are and he wants to fk us over 🤦🏻♂️ 4160
Dean @bigbandman1.bsky.social · 09/01/2025Good morning sunshine ☀️ Happy Thursday my lovely friend 🙏♥️ 000
@roisindubh1.bsky.social @roisindubh1.bsky.social · 09/01/2025Just checking the definition of dystopian again .. 020
Jillian Kate @jillian-kate714.bsky.social · 09/01/2025Cheetoh and RW media tell them what to think and what to want. They blindly follow. 060
TheLesserOfTwoWeevils @uncommonman1941.bsky.social · 09/01/2025It's way more fun to threaten Denmark than to talk about the price of eggs. Besides, the closer he gets to shooting the less people will complain about groceries. 020
uppaalaska.bsky.social 🇺🇸🇨🇦🇲🇽🏳️🌈🏳️⚧️🇦🇺🇬🇱🇵🇦🇺🇦 @uppaalaska.bsky.social · 09/01/2025Sounds about right. They are the dumbest “people” on the planet. Or they’re just as greedy and evil as the orange 47 and his cronies, the GOP. 0160
Gary Patterson @gp70.bsky.social · 08/01/2025They never cared about prices anyway. It was all a shibboleth to identify the in crowd. Same with immigration, although that taps into racism, which helps them. And that “no wars” line? Yeah, well. Their only policy is “Do what Trump wills.” All else is meaningless to the cult. 090
avvocato @avvocato.bsky.social · 09/01/2025So who’s gonna tell the orange turd that Greenland is part of Denmark, which is a member of NATO. So in the unlikely event that he can persuade our military to invade Greenland Article 5 kicks in and we go to war with all NATO members. Nice thinking. 0140
𝗚𝗥𝗘𝗘𝗡𝗦𝗧𝗢𝗡𝗘 📎 @berncomar.bsky.social · 10/01/2025Those that say, “Don’t focus on Panama, Canada or Greenland… rather, focus on the USA” - honestly - I don’t want him focusing on the USA. I want him to play golf every fvcking day. Stay away from the USA, because when he breaks it, we pay for it. 010
Feral Husband @feralhusband.bsky.social · 08/01/2025It’s almost like they are a cult of idiots. Maybe they don’t deserve eggs at all. 🧐 3552
@nwsoftwareguy.bsky.social @nwsoftwareguy.bsky.social · 09/01/2025They have always been this way. Everyone was warned. 90 million people were too stupid or apathetic to bother. We have been going for this for a while now. Forty years of businesses taking over rights over people. They now decided they like fascism over sense. God help us if we don't change. 080
hilogirl @hilogirl.bsky.social · 08/01/2025They pass the brain cell around with the most stupid ideas to poke us. Fuck! 000
chrisskutnik.bsky.social @chrisskutnik.bsky.social · 09/01/2025Don't forget all the animals that minorities were eating 🤣🤣🤣 010
rebeccad.bsky.social @rebeccad.bsky.social · 09/01/2025Because it was never about the economy, despite the lies the media told us after the election. We know what it was really about. 000
Coolafboomermom @coolafboomermom.bsky.social · 09/01/2025I’m sure you understand what a cult is. This is what cults do. 000
Dr. Freshbreakfast @drfreshbreakfast.bsky.social · 09/01/2025This could very well be the preamble for WW3. If Trump ties up resources and attention in the western hemisphere, it frees up Russia and China to do what they like in Europe and Asia. America is the primary defender for both regions, but only if our assets are available. 090
goldenrulegirl.bsky.social @goldenrulegirl.bsky.social · 08/01/2025Fucking followers that’s all they are. Not ONE leader in the group. Even their leader, he follows Putin. 010
Second Pass @secondpass.bsky.social · 09/01/2025It just comes down to MAGA folks following and believing everything he says. Don't worry about conflicting things that were told in the past. Whatever the orange god says today is what they will support. 090
Meretrix V @meretrixv.bsky.social · 08/01/2025Ma'am, "America First" is the same as saying Deutschland für Deutsche. It's literally a nationalist rallying cry for an empire bent on global domination with us on the throne. Please catch up to reality and stop acting so surprised. 000
mrtoads.bsky.social @mrtoads.bsky.social · 08/01/2025How is this surprising? MAGA folks are human bots. They respond unquestioningly to their programmers and are reprogrammed with a couple of keystrokes. No thinking required. 020
DeRodse @shegrinsalot.bsky.social · 09/01/2025The magatards will follow idiot trump into the gates of hell if he tells them to. And we wonder how the average German citizen got behind mustache boy 🤦🏻♀️ 0251
Jessica Hughes @realjessicahughes.bsky.social · 08/01/2025You forgot to add "Los Angeles can burn." 030
Kro @aliceinwonderland6.bsky.social · 08/01/2025Pretty muchmedia.tenor.coma man in a black shirt is making a funny face and saying `` pretty much '' .ALT: a man in a black shirt is making a funny face and saying `` pretty much '' . 010
🦋Stacy🦋💙💛🇺🇦 @angeleyes4914.bsky.social · 08/01/2025Thats what i was thinking too! Lol 😆 like wtf?! 000
cett1961.bsky.social @cett1961.bsky.social · 09/01/2025That after calling those of us who support Ukraine 🇺🇦 warmongers! 0121
Cynthia Cooper @cecerydr.bsky.social · 09/01/2025They never gave a fuck - that’s what they do. Hurt ppl hurt ppl 🇺🇸 030
MMcKay @mmckay7.bsky.social · 09/01/2025JoJo 😂😂😂😂I love you! They are all crazy, these Trumpers! Bannon says we should grab Canada and Mexico and make it one country. So who tells him “Dude! That will make American citizens of all those brown people you hate!” 0251
Half-ass Matt @appa69.bsky.social · 08/01/2025It's almost like they don't have any real beliefs or positions and just go with whatever their leaders tell them to. You know, like a cult. 31052
Urlyess @urlyess.bsky.social · 09/01/2025I guess that doesn't matter now since qualified woman who could've been great president lost the election because they don't want woman. This is who they are. Hopefully after this dictator done we can elect right person for the job whether it's a woman or man and for democracy. 130
Recliner King @reclinerking.bsky.social · 08/01/2025Changing a narrative to distract from future failures is his simpleton playbook. Only obvious to half the country and trump humpers. 000
highpriestesssq.bsky.social @highpriestesssq.bsky.social · 09/01/2025No the hateful are out rounding up imigrants and denying healthcare in Catholic hospitals aound California already ! Then they go to church ! 020
Ulises Rodriguez @ulisesr.bsky.social · 09/01/2025They’re controlling the narrative by saying crazy shit. If progressives are always reacting then we’re never the ones controlling the narrative 1185
Wookiee @woookiee.bsky.social · 09/01/2025Follow the leader. Republicans/Maga are dumb as fuck. So fucking gullible. 070
Markro 💎🫘 @markro2015.bsky.social · 09/01/2025Any way the wind blows… …and by wind, I mean whatever Trumpets from the Orange one’s ass. 000
randym65.bsky.social @randym65.bsky.social · 08/01/2025Don't try to apply any logic and reason to these idiots. Anything their Big Daddy Trump says is a good idea. 020
Pak of dogs @bpakofdogs.bsky.social · 09/01/2025Maga wears egg on their faces, diapers and such. All part of remaining oblivious. 010
@wayneslaven.bsky.social @wayneslaven.bsky.social · 09/01/2025media.tenor.coma man is wearing a hat and saying bingo .ALT: a man is wearing a hat and saying bingo . 000
Mike Fox 🇨🇦 @mikefox065.bsky.social · 09/01/2025What about, "Trump doesn't want wars". MAGA are all hypocritical assholes. 2321
The House of Q Design @thehouseofqdesign.bsky.social · 09/01/2025The dogs stopped getting eaten, too 080
Stephen Volenec-Art Curator /@alienvisitor47.bsky.social @alienvisitor47.bsky.social · 09/01/2025What they care about is keeping our eyes off the ball while the Billionaire Buddies Cabinet design their plans to skim the federal treasury 0191
MaryMac @marymac57.bsky.social · 09/01/2025I was told it’s because they a smart enough to multitask. 🤣🤣 000
MagusUnion @themagusunion.bsky.social · 09/01/2025They figured that if we're regressing backwards in time, that they could bring back 19th century Imperialism as well. 020
Craig Sicknick @jan6risingvoice.bsky.social · 09/01/2025They never did. The MAGA crowd will do whatever their Orange Jesus tells them to, no matter how deranged. 090
Skip hop jump Blue Dolphin🍀🐬🐚🐸🐾 @bluealways.bsky.social · 09/01/2025Who saw this on their bingo card? 070
Doug @dwcrooks.bsky.social · 08/01/2025They’re doing/spouting what their leader is saying. You know: exactly what mindless cult members tend to do 000
Scott Hussey - Open To Work @designerscott.bsky.social · 08/01/2025Yes... its probably because they are easily programmed imbeciles with an average IQ of about 80 120
VH @purplevh80.bsky.social · 09/01/2025Yep. It was never about ten eggs. It was always about suppression of the poor and marginalized communities. 1271
GamingGal63 🦋 @gaminggal63.bsky.social · 09/01/2025I am curious how many of those maga meatheads will gladly sign up and line up to be Draft Dodger Trump's cannon fodder for his invasions into Canada and Greenland. I am betting none as they are all cowards who are no guts and definitely no glory. 0131
Avi Z’Anu’s Defiant Acre @avitazorrah.bsky.social · 09/01/2025There is no making sense out of idiot people who make no sense. 030
davisty.bsky.social @davisty.bsky.social · 08/01/2025Greenland will give us access to the Arctic Chicken and it’s delicious eggs that never spoil because they are flash frozen. 000
Ann Wallace🦋 @kipling2.bsky.social · 08/01/2025I’m wondering why he hasn’t mentioned Mexico and South America. 000
joeknew.bsky.social @joeknew.bsky.social · 09/01/2025What about them being "immigrants". I mean ...🫨 000
hds1.bsky.social @hds1.bsky.social · 09/01/2025MAGAts know the Military will 4F them so why would they worry about war ….media.tenor.coma group of men standing next to each other with one of them being very largeALT: a group of men standing next to each other with one of them being very large 000
shedevilpatrol.bsky.social @shedevilpatrol.bsky.social · 08/01/2025media.tenor.coma cartoon dog says squirrel while looking at a manALT: a cartoon dog says squirrel while looking at a man 030
mitchela.bsky.social @mitchela.bsky.social · 09/01/2025Drumpf says a lot of crazy shit , we're all supposed to get really angry , and while he's saying his crazy shit, who knows what him and his people are planning for us...IT'S ALL DISTRACTION , ALL THE TIME! 050
Ragz @mikerdadof2.bsky.social · 09/01/2025But…they’re eating the dogs! They’re eating the cats! Care we not for our canine and feline friends?!!!! 000
mbp7545.bsky.social @mbp7545.bsky.social · 08/01/2025Don't seek consistency from a political ethos that's designed to be inconsistent 000
Kate💙Daly💙🌈💙🇺🇦☮️💙🌊🌊🌊 @kd2222-9.bsky.social · 09/01/2025Yep, I think you have it exactly straight. Idiots they are! 000
theresa-i-10901.bsky.social @theresa-i-10901.bsky.social · 10/01/2025They have destroyed this country so they want to expand! 040
Coop @cooprobbiani.bsky.social · 09/01/2025Of course you realize that they would no longer be immigrants - notice how the brown peoples in the south lands (other than the slice of Panama) are not to be colonized- yet. 110
JustTheFacts 👊🇺🇸🔥 @maquisard2.bsky.social · 08/01/2025media.tenor.coma man in a white shirt is standing in front of a crowd of people wearing hats .ALT: a man in a white shirt is standing in front of a crowd of people wearing hats . 000
sanity56.bsky.social @sanity56.bsky.social · 09/01/2025MAGA thinks they grow eggs in Greenland. Thats where Green Eggs and Ham come from. 2120
BV Black, Esq. @bvblack.bsky.social · 09/01/2025Yes, that’s correct. They are the dumbest motherfuckers imaginable 070
RICK S @rickt2369.bsky.social · 09/01/2025They fooled a lot of people with their phony rebel truth-seeking rants and BS about how horrible the economy is and Godless liberals destroying Christian values. People fell for their lies. 010
karenski1.bsky.social @karenski1.bsky.social · 09/01/2025What about the eating of the cats , the dogs , the geese ? 🙄 000
Jessica Ramey-Gillam @battleax-70.bsky.social · 09/01/2025Guess who showed up here JoJo- More meatheat sites pretending to be Military from X. The sites at X when contacting you on DM all do the following- Repeat an answer verbatium. Answer with a question not on topic. LMAO 010
hungergamer.bsky.social @hungergamer.bsky.social · 08/01/2025Nothing more than a power grab wet dream for the maga fools. 010
Mortgages R Slavery @mortgagesrslavery.bsky.social · 08/01/2025... what happened to saving the billions of Trans kids being converted by the middle school nurse. I seems we have been tricked. 041
BostonCatherine @banner19.bsky.social · 08/01/2025Putin won with the egg prices and anti-immigrant stance but now that he’s IN he can move onto his real agenda 071
Red ~ Rover @red-roverr.bsky.social · 09/01/2025They give a fuck about what diaper daddy tells them to give a fuck about. Nothing more, nothing less. 080
Bridget @bewell24.bsky.social · 08/01/2025The most frustrating thing is just knowing they don’t care. His base will keep adapting as long as he stays racist and misogynistic 000
Larry Seff @lseff.bsky.social · 09/01/2025This is how a policy like that of gassing humans gets traction. 000
Sandy B 🇨🇦 🇺🇸 🇨🇦 @samm1955.bsky.social · 08/01/2025Or "their eating the dawgs, their eating the cats." Funny that. 030
LXV sub terra @1blues1.bsky.social · 09/01/2025You got it right…and they reply with a mouth-breathing “wha?” 020
12pmn.bsky.social @12pmn.bsky.social · 09/01/2025Let’s remind MAGA how all these insane “ideas” will affect them directly. Hammer that over and over. Push realistic, pragmatic solutions in their place. Lather, rinse, repeat… 000
ProudSocialist⚛️💙🏳️🌈🌈🏳️⚧️🇺🇦 @proudsocialistd.bsky.social · 08/01/2025Seriously if Kamala was president-elect we wouldn't be in this mess 😭😭😭😭 0231
informalogic.bsky.social @informalogic.bsky.social · 09/01/2025Crazy does what crazy does, unfortunately. We all know it was never about the price of eggs. 010
bigger-brother.bsky.social @bigger-brother.bsky.social · 09/01/2025They want to annex the fucking moon too. 000
Mama Nichols @dawgmother.bsky.social · 08/01/2025They can't worry about immigrants because Musk, the new First Lady, wants more of them. Same with the other oligarchs. 080
AllAboutMyArt 🇵🇸🇺🇦🏳️🌈 @blossombenson.bsky.social · 09/01/2025Or dog-eaters or trans in school bathrooms. 020
George Wachsmuth @georgewachsmuth.bsky.social · 09/01/2025Well….they do one thing consistently. They lie….to themselves and others. Just like their messiah. 2394
excitednitrogen.bsky.social @excitednitrogen.bsky.social · 08/01/2025How many eggs would a useless junior trip to Greenland buy? 000
mtobjr.bsky.social @mtobjr.bsky.social · 09/01/2025In all seriousness, I don't think people really understand how stupid, juvenile and bigoted MAGA voters are. These braindead fools actually seem to think that the likes of Musk, Bezos, Zuckerberg, Theil, Trump, etc. aren't just using them but are with them. 0180
isinqueens.bsky.social @isinqueens.bsky.social · 09/01/2025Remember the lemmings? It's the major image that comes to mind... 010
Jenna @jennaleetv.bsky.social · 08/01/2025All magas work for putin. All are traitors to the United States. They don't care about US. 040
Jeremy Espenshade @jeremyke.bsky.social · 08/01/2025It was never about the game, it was about winning. 010
servant44.bsky.social @servant44.bsky.social · 09/01/2025Actually they’re distracting we Liberals, doesn’t seem to take much. 000
Pro-Decency but Mad as Hell @burshu.bsky.social · 09/01/2025Well, you do need immigrants to cook your eggs. 000
Kairixir @kairixir.bsky.social · 08/01/2025It's all about gaining and projecting power. Shamelessly doing anything to get it. Also, he's distracting from something. Trump is a lot of things and a man versed in media manipulation is one of them. Even though he's going it by being genuinely stupid about the invade Canada et. al thing. 020
Jane @jcm444.bsky.social · 08/01/2025Indeed..."they're eating the dogs, they're eating the cats, they're eating the pets of the people who live there..." Lock that man up and throw away the key. 000
coachs54.bsky.social @coachs54.bsky.social · 08/01/2025Thank you Jo for calling this stupidity out! 030
John Armistead @jarmistead.bsky.social · 09/01/2025Traitor Trash Trump is all about power, ruling, dictatorship feeding on hatred, anger, violence, cheating, killing Americans (if necessary), and his sad little lied-to and deceived MAGA puppets will handle the violence for coward Donny. 1112
Aguaman💦 @blubeanie.bsky.social · 08/01/2025Why is ANYONE surprised by this? Trump could tell his zombie hordes to eat broken glass and they wouldn’t hesitate for even a second to do it. 041
tinybluedrop.bsky.social @tinybluedrop.bsky.social · 09/01/2025Well no, they still care about immigrants. Immigrants still = bad. Wait till they find out all the new people we get when we invade all these countries, won't be just white Christians! 040
jotata75.bsky.social @jotata75.bsky.social · 09/01/2025Well @jojofromjerz.bsky.social you didn’t get the genius plan behind this: when he will have Canada and Greenland, he will farm there huge numbers of beautiful chickens and get eggs free for all. 😂 000
currentlymeh.bsky.social @currentlymeh.bsky.social · 08/01/2025Ask Britain how hostile colonization works out. 000
mmebeccs.bsky.social @mmebeccs.bsky.social · 08/01/2025If you use a laser pointer...... They would go chasing it and forget everything else he promised too ‼️ 000
BStalk25 @yinzerinthe801.bsky.social · 09/01/2025MAGA to their base, chasing the bait, but can never catch what the f*ck is going on!media.tenor.coma man in a cowboy hat is holding a gun in a storeALT: a man in a cowboy hat is holding a gun in a store 020
James M. Executus @part9jason.bsky.social · 08/01/2025Free eggs and gas Jan. 20th. Im waiting... 0130
sammee.bsky.social @sammee.bsky.social · 08/01/2025Don't try to make it make sense. Your brain may explode and we need all the sane people we can get. 010
SIXTHSCALE @sixthscale.bsky.social · 09/01/2025They have the attention span of brain damaged goldfish 030
crazycatmom61.bsky.social @crazycatmom61.bsky.social · 09/01/2025They never cared about those things. It's going to be a terrifying 4 years with him running the circus 040
Iowa Heretic @iowaheretic.bsky.social · 08/01/2025And in this quest they are no longer concerned about the national debt! 020
Debra @deeedee.bsky.social · 09/01/2025It never was about eggs. It will be about eggs in our face once it all falls down. Some democrats need to own this for not fighting and voting. If law doesn’t apply to America’s leaders then there is no law. When judges bow to the guilty there is no justice. 030
Mountainflash @mountainflash.bsky.social · 09/01/2025The lack of maga brain function is truly appalling. 000