You know what, I'm in. This is just smart football. The leaders of the organization are absorbing the psychic scars that would otherwise go to the players. That's why the Niners always had eight different Pro Bowlers with a ruptured spleen by Week 2, but things'll be different this time, you'll see.
KYLE SHANAHAN: so I was in the wrong in this car crash that’s left me with 1000 stitches and in a full body cast for the next six years
JED YORK: I see. Excuse me, I have to go to East Palestine, Ohio, to pay for sex and drugs