Cyriak @cyriak.bsky.social · 19/07/2026this became a bit more literal than i intendedCyriak@cyriak.bsky.socialThey need to update that "Emperor's New Clothes" story and call it "The Emperor's New Bending Over & Spraying Projectile Diarrhea at Everyone" 712120
Airwindows @airwindows.com · 19/07/2026With all due respect, Cyriak, of all the people I want wishcasting reality into existence, I fear you are nearly my last choice. Last choices have been running the table too, though. 170
Mystic Unigon @mysticunigon.bsky.social · 19/07/2026First salmonella on lettuce, now a parasite. What's next I wonder? Glowing predator blood?static.klipy.comPredator's Face with Green BloodALT: Predator's Face with Green Blood 120
Varrek @doomdaddy.bsky.social · 19/07/2026Tbf i dont think anyone had this on their bingo card for 2026 020
