Memento (spooky) Morty 🌙 @mementomorty.bsky.social · 05/10/2026voting for whichever candidate abolishes monday morning meetings 31881
Memento (spooky) Morty 🌙 @mementomorty.bsky.social · 05/10/2026hope this teams meeting kills us both 31023
Shecky @shecky.bsky.social · 05/10/2026Reminds me of the opener I am just WAITING for the right time to include: "I hope this email finds you in hell." 020
R. A. Allen @raallen87.bsky.social · 05/10/2026Ask why they are firing someone else in the meeting, but say their name, and then check your phone and say, “My bad. Different hospital, I guess.” 010
Memento (spooky) Morty 🌙 @mementomorty.bsky.social · 05/10/2026manifested this so hard that they canceled the meeting ✨️ 141470