Memento (spooky) Morty 🌙 @mementomorty.bsky.social · 16/06/2026parents: swimming at the pool all day is the key to an early bedtime 81592 0
Memento (spooky) Morty 🌙 @mementomorty.bsky.social · 16/06/2026my baby fell asleep within 90 seconds of putting his head on my shoulder 6830 0
arcadus ☭ rage alt @weshoulddefinitely.killice.baby · 16/06/2026the most parental thing imaginable is saying "oh they're gonna have no problem falling asleep tonight!" 080 0
Zeroisanumber @zeroisanumber.bsky.social · 16/06/2026Will say that when I was die-hard on the swim team I ate 5000 calories a day and slept 11 hours every night. 000 0
CEO of DEI @misterbeaks.bsky.social · 16/06/2026I have such bad poison ivy I’m waiting until i can tolerate sweating again 010 0
👻 Spooky Cat War 👻 @eternalcatwar.bsky.social · 16/06/2026at our old condo complex there would always be one kid that refused to leave the pool but I bet he slept like a rock that night 120 0
