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You're telling me I have to be good for 364 days to get 1 day of good gifts!? Not worth it.

Might explain why I didn’t get any gifts. 🤔

You just have to have someone sign off on the days. Being called “good girl” counts.

I just bribe him with cookies and beer. It seems to be working.

The week after Christmas is a freebie since the question is “were you good this year?”

Well he only checks whether you've been good "this year" which, my lawyers informed me, implies "this calendar year", so you're down to 358.

You can just steal that stuff

Naughty is more fun.

maybe you only have to be good 188 days a year…

Not at ALL.