Love a bit of sword-and-sorcery. Fighting for the old cause with the old weapons. Bit unusual but means well. He/Him.

Fantasist. Bespoke Cusses. Rum Cove. Ring Guy. Orioles Fan. Cocktails and weightlifting, rarely at the same time. Opinions are my own. https://www.patreon.com/c

Loving cat mom & stepmom, taco monarch. Certified Gay™. You can take the girl outta Bawlmer, but you can't take the Bawlmer outta the girl. she/her 🩷💜💙 (🎶Th

I love strong women, soft men, and the sound of the wind rushing through the pines. they/them. Horny alt: https://bsky.app/profile/relief-valve.bsky.social

dishwasher safe (top rack only) best of the midwest, medium-tall