iiinova — where your digital self keeps evolving

████████████████████ @zygm4.bsky.social · 21/01/2026

If i had a pussy id do some crazy ass shit with it. It would look like a creepypasta by the time i was 30

████████████████████ @zygm4.bsky.social · 09/01/2026

I like when i see the desmos website still favorited in my browser as if i've walked into a college classroom within the past 5 years

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████████████████████ @zygm4.bsky.social · 07/01/2026

I decided moby dick was boring in 8th grade and stopped reading books ever since and I've felt my brain dying for years and years. Moby Dick is just that much of a monster

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████████████████████ @zygm4.bsky.social · 07/01/2026

I say all that to say it's very hard to pursue balanced close relationships when the nature of friendships ppl are used to is so volatile. I either know what triggers ur suicidal ideation or I don't even know if u have any pets or not

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████████████████████ @zygm4.bsky.social · 07/01/2026

Feel like this is especially common for ppl who live a decent chunk of their time around internet social spaces and online companionship. The nature of online friendship is very paradoxical in a way where its like friendships are either painfully emotionally intimate or entirely one dimensional

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████████████████████ @zygm4.bsky.social · 06/01/2026

i hated on that pilot harder than probably anyone else when it came out because i was so excited for it and very familiar with gooseworx before it came out. But throwing it on in a discord call and going thru every episode, it pulls thru

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████████████████████ @zygm4.bsky.social · 06/01/2026

The Amazing Digital Circus is like what hazbin hotel would be if vivziepop had a brain that developed

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████████████████████ @zygm4.bsky.social · 06/01/2026

I was gone for so long because my state made it illegal to post to bluesky unless i gave up my social security number

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████████████████████ @zygm4.bsky.social · 05/02/2025

Looking up from my meal, locking eyes with the sandwich artist: "Thank you for making this sandwich for me. I really appreciate it."

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████████████████████ @zygm4.bsky.social · 29/10/2024

Unfortunately i have lost the sony./vegas handle and motherfuckers will not let me have that power again but thats okay we will change and prosper in the face of adversity.

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████████████████████ @zygm4.bsky.social · 03/08/2024

Doing hang outs and having heartfelt conversations to engagement bait for caring friendships that i'll cherish forever

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████████████████████ @zygm4.bsky.social · 03/08/2024

Two sentence tragedy: I should start posting here more. - 𝘵𝘸𝘰 𝘮𝘰𝘯𝘵𝘩𝘴 𝘢𝘨𝘰

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████████████████████ @zygm4.bsky.social · 15/12/2023

babe u have to shove the sawed-off up my ass or else i cant cum

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████████████████████ @zygm4.bsky.social · 15/12/2023

Im in minefields gooning to my hearts content, hoping my AoE (Area of Ejaculation) doesnt trip off a sensor nearby

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████████████████████ @zygm4.bsky.social · 15/12/2023

If ur not in fear for your life every time you jack off then what the fuck is the point

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castine machine @castine.bsky.social · 11/12/2023

penics

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████████████████████ @zygm4.bsky.social · 02/12/2023

im not getting into cracker discourse on this app, but i will say some of y'all are way too comfy admitting ritz is ur favorite

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████████████████████ @zygm4.bsky.social · 29/11/2023

his stand-up might be the worst garbage ive ever seen btw. U know that one high school friend who went to a party college and dropped out after 2 years bc he realized shotgunning beer wasn't a suitable stand-in for studying? Imagine him. and imagine ur unfortunate enough to run into him at a party

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████████████████████ @zygm4.bsky.social · 29/11/2023

I've found myself caring way too much about stand-up recently and dude the landscape is so bleak. I got so far down the hole last night i put the words "bert kreischer stand up" into youtube and it was like when u sneeze in ur hands without thinking and look at it immediately after.

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████████████████████ @zygm4.bsky.social · 07/11/2023

the government doesnt want me to create this sort of technology. Ive been getting calls ever since i released this statement

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████████████████████ @zygm4.bsky.social · 07/11/2023

The penis just looks like a weird cell tower i think i should be able to pick up FM waves with it. I should be able to twist my balls and tune in to the local college football game using my erection if i want to.

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████████████████████ @zygm4.bsky.social · 29/10/2023

Me, staring at a machine of infinite possibilities: Im so boooooored this is booooring

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████████████████████ @zygm4.bsky.social · 22/10/2023

[youth pastor scrolling through his students' twitters, beaming with pride] All of these words are in the bible

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SAINT📀GOLDEN @moofin.bsky.social · 20/10/2023

My song THE MOVE is out now! Please listen and share! I worked hard on this and can't wait to work hard on more tracks. Thank you! 📀📀📀📀📀 saintgolden.bandcamp.com/track/the-move soundcloud.com/heysaintgold...

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THE MOVE, by SAINTGOLDEN

track by SAINTGOLDEN

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████████████████████ @zygm4.bsky.social · 20/10/2023

ive been listening to yt docs abt the italian noise scene and every single guy sounds like the guy in the smiling friends pilot that constantly has a gun to his head

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████████████████████ @zygm4.bsky.social · 20/10/2023

I think im gonna become the worlds first italian noise artist that u could take to the county fair and have a good time with.

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████████████████████ @zygm4.bsky.social · 09/10/2023

Looking at the map of images on my iphone rn and i think the rope that tethers me to reality broke for a second

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████████████████████ @zygm4.bsky.social · 04/10/2023

chuck jones era tom and jerry had a lot of great facial expressions

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ﾟ:*:✼✿ ｂｌｕｅｂｉｒｄ ✿✼:*ﾟ:༅｡. @bluebirdlake.bsky.social · 29/09/2023

Interstellar? Buddy the only thing Im trying to be Inter is some StellaRtois

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████████████████████ @zygm4.bsky.social · 28/09/2023

I keep seeing these videos of people in simulation houses doing roleplay break-ins for fun and i wanna know how long it'll be until white suburban moms start making a sport out of it

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████████████████████ @zygm4.bsky.social · 28/09/2023

Thinking about what the best walkout song would be for divorce court

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████████████████████ @zygm4.bsky.social · 28/09/2023

Putting the gun in my mouth and shaking my head to show everyone how much i don't agree with suicide

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████████████████████ @zygm4.bsky.social · 28/09/2023

Do those ball chains that connect to pens serve any sort of purpose besides bearing a striking resemblance to anal beads

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████████████████████ @zygm4.bsky.social · 28/09/2023

Kids toys used to be breakable i don't know what the fuck happened. When i was a kid and a toy broke i could pop it back into place. This kid just broke his fidget spinner and he looked up at me as if i could solve his problems. I could only muster up the courage to say "its over kid" and walk away.

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████████████████████ @zygm4.bsky.social · 28/09/2023

Dude youtube shorts fucking suck my mental breakdowns used to be very funny now i got a video autoplaying of a guy carrying a ten foot pizza outside until everything stops registering except the word "pizza" and i just start repeating over and over under my breath

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████████████████████ @zygm4.bsky.social · 26/09/2023

Then everyone started kicking me and tearing off the other aglets until i felt completely numb. After that i gained some sort of ptsd that makes me start jerking off furiously to women prominently showing off their shoelaces to cope with the thoughts of dread

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████████████████████ @zygm4.bsky.social · 26/09/2023

One of my aglets came off my laces today and everyone started bullying me into showing my shoe laces and when i finally sent a pic they said "Nice aglets faggot, where did u get them from, the worthless piece of shit store?"

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