zuden @zuden.bsky.social · 28/04/2026i met a man who got a circumcision of the mind. left him with no foresight 010
zuden @zuden.bsky.social · 26/10/2025some things just ain't never been meant to be. like anything good and my life. and it's important to accept these things as they're revealed 010
zuden @zuden.bsky.social · 02/09/2025"oh yeah? could a chungus do this?" i ask before cracking a 16 oz Pabster in the shower 000
zuden @zuden.bsky.social · 25/08/2025guy on discord, ordering doordash for the third time this week: "yeah i think i'm gonna build a house next summer" 020
zuden @zuden.bsky.social · 31/07/2025maybe i'm just the sum of all my mistakes wrongdoings and regrets 000
zuden @zuden.bsky.social · 20/07/2025always remember to thank god for the Democrats before bed because who else would back a genocide, defend billionaires, and raise police budgets in a super cool based woke way? never forget how lucky you are 100
zuden @zuden.bsky.social · 20/07/2025open.spotify.com/track/4LEJcn...open.spotify.comNote to SelfEmerson Woolf & the Wishbones · Note to Self · Song · 2025 100
zuden @zuden.bsky.social · 09/07/2025stupid fuckin shitty fuckin job, stupid fuckin shitty fuckin life 010
zuden @zuden.bsky.social · 21/06/2025it's really awesome how much my dumbass self isn't cut out to live the life i built for myself 020
zuden @zuden.bsky.social · 21/06/2025can't wait to get 17th at the south carolina melee arcadian and never touch a gamecube controller again :3 010
zuden @zuden.bsky.social · 14/05/2025if the good lord above didn't want me to drink 64oz of beer and then drive home she wouldn't have made ice cold mugs of 32oz draught beer only accessible after driving to a restaurant with a drive to get back home 030
zuden @zuden.bsky.social · 07/05/2025everybody tough until the 5/5 first strike, trample, lifelink hits the board on turn 4 000
zuden @zuden.bsky.social · 05/04/2025good news: this is as good as things will ever be for the rest of your life ❤️ 010
zuden @zuden.bsky.social · 02/03/2025dude the posts on the app by nazis for nazis are just too good like you don't understand. i just need to make sure the nazi guy gets my ad revenue the posts are just that important to me 000
Reposted by zudenonion person @junlper.beer · 06/02/2025anytime in my life that i’m at my lowest, folk punk music has always been there for me. its been hard lately with the current fascist regime, i figured i’d put together a little playlist for myself, or anyone else that wanted to check it out. i’ve been doxxed one million times i don’t care anymoreopen.spotify.comfolk punk that makes me want to keep livingPlaylist · June Sternbach · 38 items 1101582123
zuden @zuden.bsky.social · 01/03/2025the resistance party doesn't resist, the opposition party doesn't oppose. those meant to stop fascism call the police on any public demonstration jist as quickly as the fascists do. sorry for thinking that things won't get better under either of the two parties that want comfy rich over happy poor 100
zuden @zuden.bsky.social · 25/02/2025listening to someone talk and realizing they would've made a great nazi. listening to them talk some more and realizing that they lowkey already do 020
zuden @zuden.bsky.social · 17/02/2025if your takes about the game are bad enough we should ban you from the scene. no, donkey kong is not hype just because he's seen less often. no, floaties don't deserve equal rights. yes, we have to do something about ice climbers, there's two of them and that's not fair 130
zuden @zuden.bsky.social · 03/02/2025everyone else in my life would handle my schedule better than me, no one in my life cares to work around the fucked up schedule i have, and i'm the piece of shit for being annoyed about it. spraying my mouth silver, screaming witness me, and making modern art of the matter in my skull 010
zuden @zuden.bsky.social · 03/02/2025"hey we heard you talking about how you're in a serious crunch using 1/3 of your total pto for the year already. anyway, your sister's wedding that we just scheduled is on a weekend you're working make sure you use pto for it, kys if you're upset by this development" 110
zuden @zuden.bsky.social · 02/02/2025I'm forever the world's greatest afterthought man fuck yeah dude love this shit fr 010
Reposted by zudenshaunt @shaunvids.bsky.social · 01/02/2025my outsider perspective on US politics is that it seems like i spend 4 years getting told the democrats can't do the thing because they need just one more vote, and then the republicans get in and can do whatever they want because half of the democrats vote with them 19792381627
zuden @zuden.bsky.social · 02/02/2025i love that it's more important that we coddle the libs regarding their inaction on anything meaningful for optics towards the hypothetical centrist than it is for the shitlibs to listen to their voter base and adjust to the wants and needs of the people. hannity was right liberalism is a scourge fr 110
zuden @zuden.bsky.social · 01/02/2025maybe it is just a skill issue that this fucked up schedule fundamentally changed my relationship to everything in the world around me, and all the people who don't work this type schedule really do have the answers. must be a crazy coincidence that everyone on similar schedules just agrees with me 230
zuden @zuden.bsky.social · 28/01/2025the rumors are all true. it all is actually all problems caused by my own hand and i should just fuckin quit full stop 000
zuden @zuden.bsky.social · 24/01/2025just know that if i hear every individual time you chew your food i want to knock each of your teeth out one at a time with a hammer and a nail punch like jesus fuck i think the average barn is probably quieter holy fuck kys 010
zuden @zuden.bsky.social · 24/01/2025i keep thinking about bonnaroo. kinda sounds like the best weekend of my whole life lowkey 200
zuden @zuden.bsky.social · 23/01/2025gun to my head telling me to pronounce sauna rhyming with fauna, tell the wife and kids they were chill and all but i never really fucked with them like that in all honesty 010
zuden @zuden.bsky.social · 23/01/2025I'll be okay this time, i promise and i swear. just know that promises from me ain't worth the paper they were never printed on in the first place 000
zuden @zuden.bsky.social · 19/01/2025maybe i should just get a CDL and make the open road my home. i've seen too much of this place i think 000
zuden @zuden.bsky.social · 18/01/2025liberalism is a scourge. make sure we capitulate to every whim of the big bads while also saying fuck you this is what you voted for instead of considering meeting the electorate where they are 110
zuden @zuden.bsky.social · 17/01/2025"man i don't see how you're wearing a mask like that, i couldn't do it" - the same motherfucker who came to work sick and left early sunday before i fell ill monday. like don't worry asshole i'm perfectly fucking aware that inconveniencing yourself for my wellbeing has never been on the table gfy 110
zuden @zuden.bsky.social · 16/01/2025watching shitty phone recordings of bands i'll never ever get to see live don't hmu 010
zuden @zuden.bsky.social · 13/01/2025don't even trip bro in 2-3 weeks you're gonna realize how foolish you were for thinking things couldn't get worse just enjoy the journey and remember it will always get worse :3 022
zuden @zuden.bsky.social · 12/01/2025craziest part is this picture was taken during the best part of the day. i fr gotta *** ** *** while i still have the chance 000
zuden @zuden.bsky.social · 12/01/2025had pto on the books for today, figured i'd save the pto and collect some time and a half. wrong answer 130
zuden @zuden.bsky.social · 12/01/2025may your days be many and may none of your good deeds go unpunished 🙏 010
zuden @zuden.bsky.social · 07/01/2025yeah vro you just missed it. literally yesterday they named me the billionth suicidal white boy who learned to play the acoustic guitar as opposed to how to talk to strangers sorry bout it, you can be number 1,000,000,001 though which is kinda cooler tbh 121
zuden @zuden.bsky.social · 07/01/2025i need to accomplish something big so i can rewatch streets 1:12 and share in the exuberance rather then merely bask in it. so far getting grand chump in rocket league and a fraudulent WR on an underground trackmania map are the only things that have been deemed worthy. maybe i play a gig or sum 010
zuden @zuden.bsky.social · 05/01/2025the squeaky wheel gets the grease, so i guess in 2025 i'm gonna start squeaking 120
zuden @zuden.bsky.social · 04/01/2025maybe before i'm 30 i can shake this belief that bad things happen while good things are necessarily clawed and dug for, but i guess for now i just keep digging and clawing. who knows maybe 2028 could even be the year of the zudes 120
zuden @zuden.bsky.social · 04/01/2025look man if your game can't steal thousands of hours from me, steal my thoughts while i'm at work, make me hate myself and all people in/above/below my skill range, and just generally make my life a worse place; well then i'm just categorically not interested 040
Reposted by zudenImmortan Joe Mazzulla @fremenjake.bsky.social · 02/01/2025Jayson Tatum third most votes in the All Star game but sadly the 22 year old with a bluecheck thinks he lacks aura or is cringe for having human emotion 2273
