Zsa Zsa Gabortion @zsazsagabortion.com · 6hBought new pants, became a threat to national security, nbd. 030
Zsa Zsa Gabortion @zsazsagabortion.com · 08/10/2026Very proud of today’s inktober sketch for “stinky”. 060
Zsa Zsa Gabortion @zsazsagabortion.com · 26/09/2026When I bought this vest it was way too small, when I found it and started wearing it again it fit but just barely. Now I can cross the fronts over by several inches. 120lbs is a wild ride for weight loss. 060
Zsa Zsa Gabortion @zsazsagabortion.com · 23/09/2026I regret to inform everyone that I am officially a running tights person I fucking love them. 010
Zsa Zsa Gabortion @zsazsagabortion.com · 21/09/2026I officially need to get her finished this year. 020
Zsa Zsa Gabortion @zsazsagabortion.com · 20/09/2026I got new glasses but I also passed out during a low blood pressure episode and fruitlessly attempted to stop the fall with my face on the edge of the counter. My mouth hurts. 111
Zsa Zsa Gabortion @zsazsagabortion.com · 12/09/2026Came to Chicago to eat at Jollibee (and see Robyn) 050
Zsa Zsa Gabortion @zsazsagabortion.com · 11/09/2026I got a cute new shirt. It’s a size medium. I don’t even know any more 🤷♀️ 050
Zsa Zsa Gabortion @zsazsagabortion.com · 07/09/2026My shoulders have almost never seen the sun before this summer and the freckles are going craaaaaazy 010
Zsa Zsa Gabortion @zsazsagabortion.com · 06/09/2026Up before 7, on the streets before 8, back in bed by 9 ✌️ 050
Zsa Zsa Gabortion @zsazsagabortion.com · 06/09/2026Realizing the person I thought was a transmasc twink is actually just a twink 070
Zsa Zsa Gabortion @zsazsagabortion.com · 06/09/2026I was stressing myself out about getting in to drag for tonight and decided I just needed to go as myself. Anyway; I theifted this sweater recently. 170
Zsa Zsa Gabortion @zsazsagabortion.com · 05/09/2026Allowed the old man to talk me in to a “quick cuddle” in the middle of getting dressed to go run. 040
Zsa Zsa Gabortion @zsazsagabortion.com · 30/08/2026Brave adventures in public crop top wearing were had tonight. 030
Zsa Zsa Gabortion @zsazsagabortion.com · 29/08/2026Accidentally won the nonbinary division by being the only person at this sold out race to register as nonbinary. I beat my goal time by over a minute and a half, tho! So it counts. 080
Zsa Zsa Gabortion @zsazsagabortion.com · 26/08/2026If somebody had explained to me how much of working out was making plans and tracking stats I probably would have started sooner. 010
Zsa Zsa Gabortion @zsazsagabortion.com · 26/08/2026This hat is about to become my entire personality 020
Zsa Zsa Gabortion @zsazsagabortion.com · 26/08/2026Apparently it’s national dog day, so happy national dog day to my 15 year old son, Koby. 030
Zsa Zsa Gabortion @zsazsagabortion.com · 09/08/2026What I had to give up to come to the gym this morning so don’t say I haven’t made sacrifices 030
Zsa Zsa Gabortion @zsazsagabortion.com · 08/08/2026Breaking news worlds worst diabetic has a “critically low” blood sugar mid run and did not bring anything to deal with that and had to turn back and hope to get to a gas station before any issues (it leveled out by the time I got to the car and I’m fine now) 050
Zsa Zsa Gabortion @zsazsagabortion.com · 02/08/2026Got rained out of my long run plans yesterday but today more than made up for it. Maintaining a faster easy pace (at least according to the heart rate monitor) and feeling good about it. ✌️ 040
Zsa Zsa Gabortion @zsazsagabortion.com · 26/07/2026My long run was so fucking good yesterday, I’m surprised I haven’t spammed about it more. It was my first time running more than 5k at once and I spent it at one of my favorite parks. It rained surprisingly hard for the first half and it was glorious however very wet. 040
Zsa Zsa Gabortion @zsazsagabortion.com · 23/07/2026Is it autism or optimization OCD that loves obsessively planning running training months at a time? It could be both! 010
Zsa Zsa Gabortion @zsazsagabortion.com · 22/07/2026The birthday boy and I crushed our hill sprints and now we’re headed to the movies 🍿 050
Zsa Zsa Gabortion @zsazsagabortion.com · 20/07/2026Okay my arms look good here right I’m not crazy?? 030
Zsa Zsa Gabortion @zsazsagabortion.com · 19/07/2026Faggot in drag club dressing room (Digital, 2026) 140
Zsa Zsa Gabortion @zsazsagabortion.com · 19/07/2026Setting my alarm to get up at 7am to go to the gym which feels insane but also correct and it’s great but also weird how natural the hard work I’ve put in since December feels. 040
Zsa Zsa Gabortion @zsazsagabortion.com · 17/07/2026I just dropped under 200 for the first time ever (198!) since like middle school. I don’t really recognize my body when I get a decent look at it but that’s mostly okay. If I had done this 20 years ago I would have been a menace. 050
Zsa Zsa Gabortion @zsazsagabortion.com · 13/07/2026Excited to get home tonight and enjoy mandatory cuddle time with my stinky old man. 060
Zsa Zsa Gabortion @zsazsagabortion.com · 12/07/2026Local lazy transsexual runs 5 kilometers in public park 050
Zsa Zsa Gabortion @zsazsagabortion.com · 10/07/2026The evening ritual has been a nap on top of me after dinner lately. 040
Zsa Zsa Gabortion @zsazsagabortion.com · 08/07/2026I picked him up off the floor and sat him next to me like this and he just kinda stayed there 050
Zsa Zsa Gabortion @zsazsagabortion.com · 27/06/2026Sometimes the drag race episode is over and the drag show has started and they don’t change the TVs back so my Disney adult desktop background is just in every single one of them 🥴 160
Zsa Zsa Gabortion @zsazsagabortion.com · 21/06/2026Went out tonight with @karloffthekaiju.bsky.social to see what the kids have been getting up to and I am happy to report that genZ has a good time. 050
