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Zsa Zsa Gabortion @zsazsagabortion.com · 19h

I did a gym workout and then ran five miles last night and as impressed as I am with myself I am also very tired today.

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Zsa Zsa Gabortion @zsazsagabortion.com · 29/09/2026

I’m doing AA That’s when you have an adderal and alanis before going to the bar

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Zsa Zsa Gabortion @zsazsagabortion.com · 29/09/2026

Shout out to the author of this smutty book for using the term “apollos belt” instead of saying something like V-cut.

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Zsa Zsa Gabortion @zsazsagabortion.com · 29/09/2026

I went up the mountain in North Carolina fully prepared to do my long run on Sunday but it just wasn’t in the cards, so I haven’t run since Thursday and may or may not be going crazy. I’m home now, though, and ready to hit the road tomorrow 🥰

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Zsa Zsa Gabortion @zsazsagabortion.com · 29/09/2026

Feeling messy so I I’m cyber bullying a local business owner

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Zsa Zsa Gabortion @zsazsagabortion.com · 28/09/2026

Keep liking my instagram stories and you’re gonna find yourself kissed

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Zsa Zsa Gabortion @zsazsagabortion.com · 27/09/2026

Participating in human activities

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Zsa Zsa Gabortion @zsazsagabortion.com · 27/09/2026

Now that I’m 120lbs down I identify as small and evil.

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Zsa Zsa Gabortion @zsazsagabortion.com · 26/09/2026

When I bought this vest it was way too small, when I found it and started wearing it again it fit but just barely. Now I can cross the fronts over by several inches. 120lbs is a wild ride for weight loss.

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Zsa Zsa Gabortion @zsazsagabortion.com · 26/09/2026

God I love a 30 year old fag dressed like an off duty trucker who loses their shit when something like Adela comes on. Whatever the pop diva du jour is.

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Zsa Zsa Gabortion @zsazsagabortion.com · 25/09/2026

A running company I recently purchased from has sent me three advertisement emails in the past 2 hours so needless to say I will not be purchasing from them again so that they don’t win.

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Zsa Zsa Gabortion @zsazsagabortion.com · 25/09/2026

Honestly work the day before vacation should always be cancelled 🤷‍♀️

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Zsa Zsa Gabortion @zsazsagabortion.com · 24/09/2026

Can’t wait to listen to the new Cain Culto on my run today

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Zsa Zsa Gabortion @zsazsagabortion.com · 23/09/2026

I regret to inform everyone that I am officially a running tights person I fucking love them.

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Zsa Zsa Gabortion @zsazsagabortion.com · 22/09/2026

Guys I think something’s wrong with roomba

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Zsa Zsa Gabortion @zsazsagabortion.com · 22/09/2026

I can’t tell if it’s a good or bad thing that the zoom app offloads itself between my use of it.

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Zsa Zsa Gabortion @zsazsagabortion.com · 21/09/2026

I officially need to get her finished this year.

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Zsa Zsa Gabortion @zsazsagabortion.com · 21/09/2026

My favorite allergist is back in clinic tomorrow from his paternity leave and I’m normal levels of very excited to see him again (he’s so cute you have no idea)(also he’s good with my pronouns, frankly if he was nice to my dog I might try to marry him too)

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Zsa Zsa Gabortion @zsazsagabortion.com · 21/09/2026

Me: I don’t get hung up on routines I’m pretty flexible and my adhd likes novelty! Also me: if these two coworkers don’t stop chatting in front of my usual microwave so I can use it I will burn this place to the ground.

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Zsa Zsa Gabortion @zsazsagabortion.com · 20/09/2026

This transsexual menace ran 5.2 miles today

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Zsa Zsa Gabortion @zsazsagabortion.com · 20/09/2026

Crushed more than 5 miles for the first time today 🥰 feeling pretty good about that!

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Zsa Zsa Gabortion @zsazsagabortion.com · 20/09/2026

Kind of awkward to show up to the park for a run and realize there was a race here this morning that’s still kinda wrapping up. Oops just here for a free run thank youuuu

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Zsa Zsa Gabortion @zsazsagabortion.com · 20/09/2026

I got new glasses but I also passed out during a low blood pressure episode and fruitlessly attempted to stop the fall with my face on the edge of the counter. My mouth hurts.

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Zsa Zsa Gabortion @zsazsagabortion.com · 17/09/2026

Realizing I have enough time to work on commissions AND get a 4.5 mile run in tonight. Best news ever 🙌

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Zsa Zsa Gabortion @zsazsagabortion.com · 16/09/2026

I really want to fall in love with doing drag again but lately the uphill battle of it all just doesn’t fulfill me the way it used to.

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Zsa Zsa Gabortion @zsazsagabortion.com · 16/09/2026

My ability to get my feelings hurt should be studied

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Zsa Zsa Gabortion @zsazsagabortion.com · 16/09/2026

Trying to decide if I’m going to try to do inktober again this year. I haven’t really been drawing lately but I definitely miss it 🤔

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Zsa Zsa Gabortion @zsazsagabortion.com · 15/09/2026

I have a doctors appointment today so I’m going in to work later than usual and my appointment isn’t until 9:15, so I slept in till 6ish, got in a run, had a protein shake and some breakfast and I’ve still got time to kill 🤷‍♀️

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Zsa Zsa Gabortion @zsazsagabortion.com · 15/09/2026

I ran 3.70+ miles today without any walking breaks, which was a first for me by more than double my previous distance doing the same 🥰

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Zsa Zsa Gabortion @zsazsagabortion.com · 14/09/2026

My favorite psyche-up cues for running are as follows: 1) I have the blood of akasha in me 2) get in the fucking Eva, shinji! 3) not now, Caroline polachek! (Particularly good for when I want to stop but need to keep going)

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Zsa Zsa Gabortion @zsazsagabortion.com · 14/09/2026

On our roadtrip this weekend my husband and I decided that, instead of just playing a playlist and adding random songs we’d instead take turns playing important albums for each other. 100/10 recommend. Even if you don’t end up talking about the album much it’s worth sharing with each other.

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Zsa Zsa Gabortion @zsazsagabortion.com · 14/09/2026

$40 as a booking fee is playing in your face, btw. Cus like really not $50? That’s wild. So many show promoters are not your friend, they are profiting off your labor they are drag capitalists and you don’t need them.

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Zsa Zsa Gabortion @zsazsagabortion.com · 13/09/2026

I almost took a picture of a delivery robot but then that made me feel like a bumpkin.

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Zsa Zsa Gabortion @zsazsagabortion.com · 12/09/2026

Came to Chicago to eat at Jollibee (and see Robyn)

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Zsa Zsa Gabortion @zsazsagabortion.com · 11/09/2026

I got a cute new shirt. It’s a size medium. I don’t even know any more 🤷‍♀️

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Zsa Zsa Gabortion @zsazsagabortion.com · 11/09/2026

😂 I was gonna but then found out I was out of my trazadone so I slept like shit last night.

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Zsa Zsa Gabortion @zsazsagabortion.com · 11/09/2026

I heard about one of our clinic providers going on a transphobic rant about a trans woman working at her child’s daycare so now I don’t schedule anybody with her if I can avoid it. I do about 50% of the scheduling here so I hope it becomes noticeable.

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Zsa Zsa Gabortion @zsazsagabortion.com · 10/09/2026

I’m at the point in Evangelion where all I want to do is watch evangelion.

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Zsa Zsa Gabortion @zsazsagabortion.com · 10/09/2026

Doing my long run before work tomorrow since we’re in Chicago for a concert this weekend. Officially up to 4 miles 🥴

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Zsa Zsa Gabortion @zsazsagabortion.com · 10/09/2026

When I started running I said I had no interest in a distance further than MAYBE a 10k but now I’m training for a 15k and planning a half marathon next year and wondering if I’ll ever be able to do a world major at some point 🤔

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Zsa Zsa Gabortion @zsazsagabortion.com · 10/09/2026

Choosing my races has come down to 2 factors: 1) where it fits in my training plans 2) what kind of drag they’re offering. I am 100% swayed by cute swag and a nice finishers medal.

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Zsa Zsa Gabortion @zsazsagabortion.com · 09/09/2026

Lost 4lbs in the last week?? So weird to still be losing at almost 120 down. Even crazier because I feel like I’ve been eating everything in sight because of running. Who even knows anymore.

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Zsa Zsa Gabortion @zsazsagabortion.com · 08/09/2026

My coworker made a fortune teller so I asked it if I should go ahead and sign up for the half marathon I want to do next year and it said “try ketamine”

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Zsa Zsa Gabortion @zsazsagabortion.com · 08/09/2026

I bought half tights for running and if I don’t feel like a complete chud in them the rest of this summer is gonna be wild

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Zsa Zsa Gabortion @zsazsagabortion.com · 08/09/2026

Sign ups opened for the half marathon I want to run next year 🥰

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Zsa Zsa Gabortion @zsazsagabortion.com · 07/09/2026

It’s crazy that we live in a timeline where nobody is doing anything to stop a situation where, at best, a man beats up a chimpanzee and at worst that man gets his balls ripped off in front of an audience.

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Zsa Zsa Gabortion @zsazsagabortion.com · 07/09/2026

My shoulders have almost never seen the sun before this summer and the freckles are going craaaaaazy

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Zsa Zsa Gabortion @zsazsagabortion.com · 07/09/2026

I swear to god every time I eat honey I get it everywhere.

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Zsa Zsa Gabortion @zsazsagabortion.com · 07/09/2026

Coffee, protein bagel with peanut butter and honey and an episode of evangelion pre-run 🥰

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