infinite zero @zro.bsky.social · 07/10/2026*not real £, just monopoly £ that is only good for buying more cans of coke. ** also its not real coke, just coke zero 000
infinite zero @zro.bsky.social · 07/10/2026“Win a share of…” means you don’t get £50,000 it means you get to split £50k with 50k other golden can finders. 010
infinite zero @zro.bsky.social · 07/10/2026If you are going to retire soon, use those high priced stocks to buy some cheap bonds with great interest rates (yields) and then laugh at us losers when the crash comes 000
infinite zero @zro.bsky.social · 05/10/2026Well, now he has mentioned kids, the cops are starting to ask questions 000
infinite zero @zro.bsky.social · 01/10/2026Well, thats one heck of a text to get out of the blue from a stranger 000
infinite zero @zro.bsky.social · 01/10/2026-B toothbrushes”. Its rough when you hit that character limit 110
infinite zero @zro.bsky.social · 30/09/2026Except they will be called telescreens and its how Big Brother knows if you are …. in good health 010
infinite zero @zro.bsky.social · 30/09/2026Yeah, printing more money would drive the value of the money down. AKA inflation 000
infinite zero @zro.bsky.social · 29/09/2026We’ve anchored our gods to the earth with the promise of untold wealth in the form of global financial markets and securities trading. Our gods own super yachts and take the form of immortal colony organisms - the modern supranational corporation. 000
infinite zero @zro.bsky.social · 29/09/2026Regardless of how you feel about the state of the world today, we’ve come a long way from ancient civilization. Instead of blaming crop failures or whatever on a god we accidentally angered, we have global conspiracies of being run from the back of a random pizza parlor or whatever. 111
infinite zero @zro.bsky.social · 28/09/202650 shades of grey on the kindle, 50 shades of grey. Read one story, archive it for later, 49 shades on the kindle…. 010
infinite zero @zro.bsky.social · 26/09/2026“Please describe the ideal compression algorithm for optimizing ingredient layering to prevent unnecessary sandwich height and also reduce slimy/juicy ingredients from making a soggy sandwich” 010
infinite zero @zro.bsky.social · 25/09/2026Im just blasted by the word “green” on top of the red tomatoes 010
infinite zero @zro.bsky.social · 23/09/2026Give me a whole plane of furries going to a furry convention over _anything_ with Tuberville in it. I’ll even give ‘em snacks and help troubleshoot their wifi 2140
infinite zero @zro.bsky.social · 19/09/2026“We are two mariners, our ships’ sole survivors, in this belly of a whale. Its ribs are ceiling beams, its guts are carpeting, I guess we have some time to kill…”🎵 000
infinite zero @zro.bsky.social · 18/09/2026But who is this other mythical 29% and why are they all billionaires? 000
infinite zero @zro.bsky.social · 18/09/2026Don’t tell me white privilege isnt real. Those officers let him take a selfie and they aren’t even crushing his face against the pavement. And they let him crop the handcuffs out 100
infinite zero @zro.bsky.social · 15/09/2026bluesky masks all the bad posts. All I see is ********* 000
infinite zero @zro.bsky.social · 11/09/2026AI companies: you parked your car in our parking lot, therefore its our car now 010
infinite zero @zro.bsky.social · 11/09/2026🎵 I would do anything for love, but im sorry dave, I won’t do that 🎵 010
infinite zero @zro.bsky.social · 10/09/2026You can get the non-breaking windows, but not with priority boarding which imo is a deal breaker 010
infinite zero @zro.bsky.social · 01/09/2026I know this is missing the point but referring to API as “appy” is killing me though 000
infinite zero @zro.bsky.social · 31/08/2026Time to start a charity that provides free …. haircuts … for billionaires. No ideology, just an essential service for society. 000
infinite zero @zro.bsky.social · 30/08/2026Ive had this problem especially when trying to add alt text to images 160
infinite zero @zro.bsky.social · 26/08/2026Naw, $50 is the limit for reporting. $51 and up gets the goodie. 020
infinite zero @zro.bsky.social · 25/08/2026Okay, but hear me out: what if Canada just took over the US? 11th province is way easier than 51st state and nobody has to change any flags. 000
infinite zero @zro.bsky.social · 25/08/2026The flight simulator they snuck into Excel was the goat though weeklyrecess.com/article/the-...weeklyrecess.comThe Story of the Hidden Flight Simulator Game in Microsoft Excel 97Before smartphones ruled hidden gaming, Microsoft slipped an extraordinary secret into one of its flagship office programs: a fully functional flight simulator game inside Excel 97. This little-known ... 000
infinite zero @zro.bsky.social · 24/08/2026m.youtube.com/watch?v=U15t...m.youtube.com🖥️ There is no Power in the Point | Self-help Singh | Life is not about spreadsheets & presentationsYouTube video by Meditation Relaxation 032
infinite zero @zro.bsky.social · 22/08/2026How you think Mr. T feels about this? He pities the fool who wrote that code 1330
infinite zero @zro.bsky.social · 20/08/2026Pickle them and then cut them into tiny chunks and you can have radish relish. If it turns out well, you’d forever relish your radish relish. …okay okay, I know I’m banned from the internet now… 010
infinite zero @zro.bsky.social · 18/08/2026I wouldn’t agree to their terms, so I may be missing some context, but it feels like a lot of news reporting could be reduced to the headline: “Person Who Has Nothing Better to do With Their Time Than Talk to This Reporter says $x” 001
infinite zero @zro.bsky.social · 17/08/2026Maybe its the spanish influence, but I would probably (incorrectly?!?) pronounce the y as a long e sound so it would be closest to “eater” 130
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