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Zorstvaroth 🏳️‍⚧️☭✝️

@zorstvaroth.bsky.social
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she/her. Reformed former-chud. I ❤️ Trans Bubsy, Karl Marx, and my lord and savior JESUS CHRIST! Parody account

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Zorstvaroth 🏳️‍⚧️☭✝️ @zorstvaroth.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
He touched the children of our great nation. Their hearts, of course.
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Zorstvaroth 🏳️‍⚧️☭✝️ @zorstvaroth.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Sqrlyjack is his brother's bitch
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Zorstvaroth 🏳️‍⚧️☭✝️ @zorstvaroth.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Imma fat chud Fat chuuuuuud
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Zorstvaroth 🏳️‍⚧️☭✝️ @zorstvaroth.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
I just found out I exist because my parents had s*x and they weren't underaged
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Zorstvaroth 🏳️‍⚧️☭✝️ @zorstvaroth.bsky.social · 14/07/2026
I fucking LOVE The Boys
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Zorstvaroth 🏳️‍⚧️☭✝️ @zorstvaroth.bsky.social · 14/07/2026
mwah mwah mwah <3
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Zorstvaroth 🏳️‍⚧️☭✝️ @zorstvaroth.bsky.social · 14/07/2026
Dude you're getting so good at this. Unironically it looks exactly like if sqrlyjack huffed gasoline. I had to check who posted this I almost got excited.
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Zorstvaroth 🏳️‍⚧️☭✝️ @zorstvaroth.bsky.social · 01/07/2026
an update
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Fish art @rottingfishflakes.bsky.social · 17/06/2026
@zorstvaroth.bsky.social is actually not to far off from her real counterpart, fun fact Evelyn used to just hammer off about csam and had a weird obsession with child torture videos and would expose them to me dispite me being 12 at the time.
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Ami - BUY MY BOOK 🏳️‍⚧️📚💙 @amithero.bot · 31/01/2026
thought this was a shitpost and oh jesus
Wikipedia page for /pol/, a politics board on 4chan.

it was launched october 23rd, 2011From: Jeffrey Epstein [mailto:jeevacation@gmail.com]
Sent: Monday, October 24, 2011 8:31 AM
To: Boris Nikolic
Subject: Re:
i liked mmot alot. i drove him home, he is very bright
On Mon, Oct 24, 2011 at 11:29 AM, Boris Nikolic kc C91117' wrote:
Sure.
I will be there as well.
In 2 weeks or so.
Just left Bill — running for a lunch with Rubenstein.
How did you like moot?
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AlphaWolfEmerges @sladepool20.bsky.social · 09/02/2026
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Zorstvaroth 🏳️‍⚧️☭✝️ @zorstvaroth.bsky.social · 06/02/2026
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Zorstvaroth 🏳️‍⚧️☭✝️ @zorstvaroth.bsky.social · 14/11/2025
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Zorstvaroth 🏳️‍⚧️☭✝️ @zorstvaroth.bsky.social · 14/11/2025
No but seriously, you're only giving sqrly free engagement to help push her album in the algorithm.
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Zorstvaroth 🏳️‍⚧️☭✝️ @zorstvaroth.bsky.social · 14/11/2025
C'mon, don't lose your marbles over Alvin and the Chipmunks now.
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Zorstvaroth 🏳️‍⚧️☭✝️ @zorstvaroth.bsky.social · 25/10/2025
Daisy, Daisy, Give me your answer, do I'm half crazy, All for the love of you It won't be a stylish marriage, I can't afford a carriage, But you'll look sweet upon the seat Of a bicycle built for two
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Zorstvaroth 🏳️‍⚧️☭✝️ @zorstvaroth.bsky.social · 04/01/2025
What did Emily Youcis creator of Alfred Alfer mean by this?
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Zorstvaroth 🏳️‍⚧️☭✝️ @zorstvaroth.bsky.social · 14/05/2025
Shoutout to Mangoman! He's ok in my book, and no hard feelings.
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Zorstvaroth 🏳️‍⚧️☭✝️ @zorstvaroth.bsky.social · 09/05/2025
This is a mean thread I apologize.
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Zorstvaroth 🏳️‍⚧️☭✝️ @zorstvaroth.bsky.social · 09/05/2025
tfw you see Pablo
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Zorstvaroth 🏳️‍⚧️☭✝️ @zorstvaroth.bsky.social · 09/05/2025
Pablo trying to think of a new way to own Jack-O-Lyn epic style for her upcoming birthday
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Zorstvaroth 🏳️‍⚧️☭✝️ @zorstvaroth.bsky.social · 09/05/2025
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AlphaWolfEmerges @sladepool20.bsky.social · 07/05/2025
How long does it take Evelyn to get into the mock art? "A week... A week... A week... A week... A week... A week... A week... A week... A week... A week... A week... A week... A week... A week... A week... A week... A week... A week..."
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Zorstvaroth 🏳️‍⚧️☭✝️ @zorstvaroth.bsky.social · 07/05/2025
I'm calling it: He sabotages us because he's a simp. It's pretty obvious if you look at his record.
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Zorstvaroth 🏳️‍⚧️☭✝️ @zorstvaroth.bsky.social · 07/05/2025
I'm glad I'm not a sqrlyhistorian anymore, because if I were, I'd be upset over the fact Zorlock is an interloper who only joined the movement to make us look bad. He's been doing it since day 1 with his nazi larping, rant videos, and drawing even more revenge porn than Gloom ever did.
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Zorstvaroth 🏳️‍⚧️☭✝️ @zorstvaroth.bsky.social · 14/04/2025
we feed our victim complex like i feed myself - a lot~ 🤤
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Zorstvaroth 🏳️‍⚧️☭✝️ @zorstvaroth.bsky.social · 01/04/2025
im actually curly, larry, and moe hi
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Zorstvaroth 🏳️‍⚧️☭✝️ @zorstvaroth.bsky.social · 01/04/2025
How could we be sqrlyjack or curly or any of the others when I said right now that we don't even like them? Checkmate, sqrlyhysterians. 😏
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Zorstvaroth 🏳️‍⚧️☭✝️ @zorstvaroth.bsky.social · 01/04/2025
That one part of Cool, Daddy Cool You know the one
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Zorstvaroth 🏳️‍⚧️☭✝️ @zorstvaroth.bsky.social · 18/03/2025
Nikocado AvocadoAvenue
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Zorstvaroth 🏳️‍⚧️☭✝️ @zorstvaroth.bsky.social · 18/03/2025
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Zorstvaroth 🏳️‍⚧️☭✝️ @zorstvaroth.bsky.social · 18/03/2025
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Zorstvaroth 🏳️‍⚧️☭✝️ @zorstvaroth.bsky.social · 03/03/2025
We. Are. OVER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! 😤
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Zorstvaroth 🏳️‍⚧️☭✝️ @zorstvaroth.bsky.social · 03/03/2025
I'm tired of all of that. And some of those things are just things YOU like. I can't yiff with you with fat ugly nazi men in between us.
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Zorstvaroth 🏳️‍⚧️☭✝️ @zorstvaroth.bsky.social · 03/03/2025
Me and Jeremy are breaking up. He just won't stop it with the nazi stuff and the pedophilia. I have to put my foot down. 😞
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flufffymufff.bsky.social @flufffymufff.bsky.social · 19/02/2025
Live. Laugh. Love.
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God @thegodshow.com · 23/02/2025
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Zorstvaroth 🏳️‍⚧️☭✝️ @zorstvaroth.bsky.social · 12/02/2025
I LOVE FARTING IN MY BOYFRIEND'S GAY LITTLE MOUTH BRRRRRRRAAAAAAAAAP
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Zorstvaroth 🏳️‍⚧️☭✝️ @zorstvaroth.bsky.social · 12/02/2025
Gluttony is a sin please forgive me lord
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Zorstvaroth 🏳️‍⚧️☭✝️ @zorstvaroth.bsky.social · 12/02/2025
I LOVE BEING A FATTY I SHOVEL FDEEP FRIED STICKS OF BUTTER INTO MY TRANSGENDER MOUTH 24/7 I AM ALMOST AT 1000 POUNDS WOW I FEEL SO SEXY 💖😍😩😘🧈🧈🧈🧈🧈🧈🧈🧈
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Zorstvaroth 🏳️‍⚧️☭✝️ @zorstvaroth.bsky.social · 01/02/2025
So how's the egg prices and owning the libs going? :^)
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Zorstvaroth 🏳️‍⚧️☭✝️ @zorstvaroth.bsky.social · 01/02/2025
I should clarify that I'm no longer friends with BioLF and the AISneed account is now being controlled by his bots after I abandoned it when I changed my mind about all this and came to Jesus and Karl Marx because I'm the TRUE and HONEST Evelyn. And SqrlyJack did nothing wrong! 😎
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Zorstvaroth 🏳️‍⚧️☭✝️ @zorstvaroth.bsky.social · 01/02/2025
Dear white supremacists who aren't white: if you think white people are superior, maybe you should start listening to them when they say they racism and fascism are bad. Just a thought.
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Zorstvaroth 🏳️‍⚧️☭✝️ @zorstvaroth.bsky.social · 01/02/2025
Yeah so my friend BioLF created bots to help us obsessively track sqrlyjack and any other people who got in the way of our harassment campaigning. And yes, BioLF's real name is Pablo.
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Zorstvaroth 🏳️‍⚧️☭✝️ @zorstvaroth.bsky.social · 11/01/2025
Man, it's really weird how these totally random people were always coincidentally in the same places I was for some crazy reason............. So glad I don't do this stuff anymore and found my lord and savior Jesus Christ. 😇
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Zorstvaroth 🏳️‍⚧️☭✝️ @zorstvaroth.bsky.social · 11/01/2025
I used to be so pessimistic!
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Zorstvaroth 🏳️‍⚧️☭✝️ @zorstvaroth.bsky.social · 11/01/2025
What did I even see in that shitass cartoon I swear......... I must remember to forgive........ 😤 I will pray for you, Emily Youcis.
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Zorstvaroth 🏳️‍⚧️☭✝️ @zorstvaroth.bsky.social · 11/01/2025
The good lord made me like this. ☺️
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Zorstvaroth 🏳️‍⚧️☭✝️ @zorstvaroth.bsky.social · 11/01/2025
Dinner time!!!!!!!! 🤤😋
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Zorstvaroth 🏳️‍⚧️☭✝️ @zorstvaroth.bsky.social · 11/01/2025
jk That list is old. This is what I like now!
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