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Zorstvaroth 🏳️‍⚧️☭✝️

@zorstvaroth.bsky.social
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she/her. Reformed former-chud. I ❤️ Trans Bubsy, Karl Marx, and my lord and savior JESUS CHRIST! Parody account

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Zorstvaroth 🏳️‍⚧️☭✝️ @zorstvaroth.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Sqrlyjack is his brother's bitch
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Zorstvaroth 🏳️‍⚧️☭✝️ @zorstvaroth.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
I just found out I exist because my parents had s*x and they weren't underaged
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Zorstvaroth 🏳️‍⚧️☭✝️ @zorstvaroth.bsky.social · 01/07/2026
an update
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Zorstvaroth 🏳️‍⚧️☭✝️ @zorstvaroth.bsky.social · 06/02/2026
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Zorstvaroth 🏳️‍⚧️☭✝️ @zorstvaroth.bsky.social · 14/11/2025
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Zorstvaroth 🏳️‍⚧️☭✝️ @zorstvaroth.bsky.social · 09/05/2025
Pablo trying to think of a new way to own Jack-O-Lyn epic style for her upcoming birthday
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Zorstvaroth 🏳️‍⚧️☭✝️ @zorstvaroth.bsky.social · 18/03/2025
Nikocado AvocadoAvenue
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Zorstvaroth 🏳️‍⚧️☭✝️ @zorstvaroth.bsky.social · 18/03/2025
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Zorstvaroth 🏳️‍⚧️☭✝️ @zorstvaroth.bsky.social · 18/03/2025
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Zorstvaroth 🏳️‍⚧️☭✝️ @zorstvaroth.bsky.social · 01/02/2025
Yeah so my friend BioLF created bots to help us obsessively track sqrlyjack and any other people who got in the way of our harassment campaigning. And yes, BioLF's real name is Pablo.
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Zorstvaroth 🏳️‍⚧️☭✝️ @zorstvaroth.bsky.social · 11/01/2025
Man, it's really weird how these totally random people were always coincidentally in the same places I was for some crazy reason............. So glad I don't do this stuff anymore and found my lord and savior Jesus Christ. 😇
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Zorstvaroth 🏳️‍⚧️☭✝️ @zorstvaroth.bsky.social · 11/01/2025
I used to be so pessimistic!
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Zorstvaroth 🏳️‍⚧️☭✝️ @zorstvaroth.bsky.social · 11/01/2025
What did I even see in that shitass cartoon I swear......... I must remember to forgive........ 😤 I will pray for you, Emily Youcis.
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Zorstvaroth 🏳️‍⚧️☭✝️ @zorstvaroth.bsky.social · 11/01/2025
The good lord made me like this. ☺️
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Zorstvaroth 🏳️‍⚧️☭✝️ @zorstvaroth.bsky.social · 11/01/2025
Dinner time!!!!!!!! 🤤😋
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Zorstvaroth 🏳️‍⚧️☭✝️ @zorstvaroth.bsky.social · 11/01/2025
jk That list is old. This is what I like now!
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Zorstvaroth 🏳️‍⚧️☭✝️ @zorstvaroth.bsky.social · 11/01/2025
I LOVE THESE GUYS
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Zorstvaroth 🏳️‍⚧️☭✝️ @zorstvaroth.bsky.social · 06/01/2025
I'm starting to think that I don't fit in with the others........... ☹️
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Zorstvaroth 🏳️‍⚧️☭✝️ @zorstvaroth.bsky.social · 04/01/2025
Trying on a cute new outfit!!!! 🥰
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Zorstvaroth 🏳️‍⚧️☭✝️ @zorstvaroth.bsky.social · 04/01/2025
Fuck yeah.
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Zorstvaroth 🏳️‍⚧️☭✝️ @zorstvaroth.bsky.social · 04/01/2025
What, you never heard of the Fettuc?
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Zorstvaroth 🏳️‍⚧️☭✝️ @zorstvaroth.bsky.social · 04/01/2025
What did Emily Youcis creator of Alfred Alfer mean by this?
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Zorstvaroth 🏳️‍⚧️☭✝️ @zorstvaroth.bsky.social · 04/01/2025
She's mad at her own fanbase now? But why be mad when you can forgive? ☺️🙏
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Zorstvaroth 🏳️‍⚧️☭✝️ @zorstvaroth.bsky.social · 03/01/2025
This was me before finding Jesus Christ, my lord and savior.
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Zorstvaroth 🏳️‍⚧️☭✝️ @zorstvaroth.bsky.social · 03/01/2025
I need to confess another one of my sins. I, Evelyn AvacadoAvenue Zorstvaroth, last year in my mid-20's, drew a kid's OC with dick arms and posted it on my alt account.
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Zorstvaroth 🏳️‍⚧️☭✝️ @zorstvaroth.bsky.social · 03/01/2025
I deleted my DA account, so to celebrate here's a screenie of me, before finding Christ, being a massive hypocrite. 🙁
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Zorstvaroth 🏳️‍⚧️☭✝️ @zorstvaroth.bsky.social · 03/01/2025
Oh, wow. I almost forgot about this! Me pre-transition with my racist "son" who liked to send CP to people. 😅
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Zorstvaroth 🏳️‍⚧️☭✝️ @zorstvaroth.bsky.social · 03/01/2025
TRANS POWER! Love thy neighbor! You have nothing to lose but your chains!
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Zorstvaroth 🏳️‍⚧️☭✝️ @zorstvaroth.bsky.social · 02/01/2025
I talked to the reverend of my church and he was right that I needed to start practicing the act of forgiveness. Just as I forgave Toy Feet Bonnie for being mean when she was a teenager, I forgive Hooduku and Emily Youcis for being mean to me too. May peace be with you all. Amen.
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Zorstvaroth 🏳️‍⚧️☭✝️ @zorstvaroth.bsky.social · 02/01/2025
Oh yeah, Hooduku??? WELL FUCK YOU AND YOUR UGLY MALLEOS TOO! 🖕 hmph! Me and AlfaWolf are going to be in a polycule with his right hand LadyWhatsHerFace over our shared love of our favorite person Toy Feet Bonnie!!!!! 🥰🤤
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Zorstvaroth 🏳️‍⚧️☭✝️ @zorstvaroth.bsky.social · 02/01/2025
FUCK YOU EMILY YOU BITCH! I LOOKED UP TO YOU!!!!!! 🤬😡😤 I WILL NEVER WATCH ALFRED AND THE FETTUC EVER AGAIN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I will now go see the Kentucky Fried Tran. 🥰
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Zorstvaroth 🏳️‍⚧️☭✝️ @zorstvaroth.bsky.social · 02/01/2025
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO MEIN FUHRER BLOCKED MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE😭😭😭😭😭
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Zorstvaroth 🏳️‍⚧️☭✝️ @zorstvaroth.bsky.social · 02/01/2025
Emily Youcis is my idol!!!!!!!🥰
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