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Zorak

@zorak.scryfall.com
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Tremendous science and anime nerd. scryfall, random card talkin, tangible human skull

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Zorak @zorak.scryfall.com · 20/09/2026
Playing through the SRWY DLC I missed, and it's very that this is how we get our first Transformer appearance in a SRW* *https://tfwiki.net/wiki/Brave_(franchise)#Relationship_to_Transformers
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Zorak @zorak.scryfall.com · 08/08/2026
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Zorak @zorak.scryfall.com · 07/08/2026
Anyway episode mode is very "generic fighting game story mode" but the writing and voice acting are fun. I played through all of them back-to-back yesterday which was A Choice Anyway here's random screenshots I took from bits that made me chuckle
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Zorak @zorak.scryfall.com · 07/08/2026
we were so close to greatness in the launch Tokon roster
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Zorak @zorak.scryfall.com · 31/07/2026
I still can't believe they gave Deadpool this line in Marvel Tokon, lmao
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Zorak @zorak.scryfall.com · 24/07/2026
Anyway I guess there's some mystery driver I have that Tokon's EAC doesn't like but it doesn't say which one, and I double checked that I have no unsigned drivers installed?? I have TPM 2.0 and core isolation enabled so uhhhh
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Zorak @zorak.scryfall.com · 11/06/2026
Glad we got Red Ghost and his Super Apes. He's a Soviet attempt at recreating the Fantastic Four, except instead of exposing people to cosmic rays he used apes.
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Zorak @zorak.scryfall.com · 10/06/2026
The Serpent Society getting a card is definitely not something I expected and it made me laugh. A bunch of d-listers who formed a workers collective of snake-themed villains so that they could provide benefits and demand better pay while subcontracting team members to other villains.
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Zorak @zorak.scryfall.com · 10/06/2026
I joked with @chorocojo.bsky.social that one of the few things I wanted to see in the set was Sauron show up, and they even got his goofy ass typeline right
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Zorak @zorak.scryfall.com · 10/06/2026
The Dr. Doom-themed Jumpstart pack having a bunch of cards with Doom in the name, including Doomsday and a new Dr. Doom card that can win off of it: excellent on multiple levels
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Zorak @zorak.scryfall.com · 10/06/2026
Reprinting Bovine Intervention but reflavored to match the time the Fantastic Four (consensually?) hypnotized a bunch of Skrulls into thinking they were cows is so goddamn funny
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Zorak @zorak.scryfall.com · 10/06/2026
His appearances in Ewing's (very good) Immortal Hulk and Immortal Thor are excellent. He sucks so much ass, and it completely works.
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Zorak @zorak.scryfall.com · 10/06/2026
Dario Agger is the CEO of Roxxon, which is basically every evil corporation in existence combined. He's every CEO you know, except he's openly a man-killing minotaur. What are they going to do, arrest him? He's got money.
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Zorak @zorak.scryfall.com · 02/06/2026
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Zorak @zorak.scryfall.com · 02/06/2026
One of my favorite things about playing Slayer in Strive is occasionally you just end up with too much meter and get to combo into his goofy 2-bar instakill-esq super and the opponent often just pulls their router out of the wall in response it never fails to make me laugh my ass off
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Zorak @zorak.scryfall.com · 16/05/2026
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Zorak @zorak.scryfall.com · 10/05/2026
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Zorak @zorak.scryfall.com · 09/05/2026
I got halfway through the slides thinking the graphic of a taped up note was instead a pillow-with-a-very-oddly-themed-bedspread before realizing no wait that's stupid what the fuck is wrong with me
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Zorak @zorak.scryfall.com · 15/04/2026
The execution is very funny and good
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Zorak @zorak.scryfall.com · 31/03/2026
Could be worse
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Zorak @zorak.scryfall.com · 15/03/2026
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Zorak @zorak.scryfall.com · 27/11/2025
Related, the fact that the armor system means that enemies under concerted fire are basically disrobed as bolts erase their clothing in the process of killing them: pretty funny
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Zorak @zorak.scryfall.com · 27/11/2025
The siege update for Dwarf Fortress is the coolest goddamn thing. The fact that invaders now react to killing-fields and will start building or digging to bypass defenses is so cool. Bolt throwers are probably a bit overtuned, since you can basically create machine gun emplacements buuut
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Zorak @zorak.scryfall.com · 08/11/2025
SIGH
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Zorak @zorak.scryfall.com · 05/11/2025
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Zorak @zorak.scryfall.com · 03/11/2025
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Zorak @zorak.scryfall.com · 03/11/2025
Random King of All Cosmos quotes from Once Upon a Katamari that I appreciated a lot
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Zorak @zorak.scryfall.com · 26/10/2025
lmao
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Zorak @zorak.scryfall.com · 26/10/2025
The sound I made seeing this in Once Upon A Katamari was Significant and Loud
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Zorak @zorak.scryfall.com · 25/10/2025
Glad that the new Katamari's collection continues the tradition of being very funny
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Zorak @zorak.scryfall.com · 18/10/2025
The fact that the dog but not the girl gets a glossary entry is very funny
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Zorak @zorak.scryfall.com · 26/09/2025
BREAKING NEWS there's a Therizinosaurus in the background of Marvel Tokon's Savage Land stage THIS IS NOT A DRILL
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Zorak @zorak.scryfall.com · 23/09/2025
The use of random cut-ins like this rules
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Zorak @zorak.scryfall.com · 07/09/2025
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Zorak @zorak.scryfall.com · 01/09/2025
HE JOCK IT MADE OF STEEL EATS SUSHI FROM A PAIL JET JAGUAR ? JET JAGUAR ! HE MOTHER NEVER REALLY LOVE HIM
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Zorak @zorak.scryfall.com · 31/08/2025
I don't know if this is a localization-specific thing or what but whoever decided to go harder on "Allenby is from Sweden" is a genius
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Zorak @zorak.scryfall.com · 31/08/2025
Some random highlights thus far... There is a bit where the Dunbine/L-Gaim fairies are swapped between series partners, good goofin' on Tomino just copy pasting them between shows. Them commenting on specifically merchandising them is funny
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Zorak @zorak.scryfall.com · 20/08/2025
bsky.app/profile/mtgd...
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Zorak @zorak.scryfall.com · 27/06/2025
@caylen.bsky.social was going through some old logs I had saved and saw this bad boy again
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Zorak @zorak.scryfall.com · 31/05/2025
3. None of us predicted just how lopsided the "game bias" ended up being. Even ignoring the Commander decks, it's funny how few creatures folks got. 4. The highest ranking non-appearing pick that didn't get screwed over by representation was The Four Fiends at 34th. Still think that was a good 'un.
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Zorak @zorak.scryfall.com · 31/05/2025
And the results of the Final Fantasy MTG Character draft are... @slio9.bsky.social with a commanding first place @kabanaw.bsky.social and @sword.zone tied for second/third @chorocojo.bsky.social and I tied for fourth/fifth.
Ranking of a draft of the expected number of creature cards for characters from Final Fantasy in the new Magic set. Slio9 has 33.5 points, Kabanaw and MDCT have 29 points, Chorocojo and Zorak have 27.5 points.
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Zorak @zorak.scryfall.com · 23/05/2025
As long as I manage to beat @chorocojo.bsky.social i will claim victory at this point
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Zorak @zorak.scryfall.com · 17/05/2025
well,
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Zorak @zorak.scryfall.com · 13/05/2025
Post Commander dump update. Boy I needed that Warring Triad boost to stay alive here lmao.
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Zorak @zorak.scryfall.com · 10/05/2025
Point correction since I missed a couple in my tallying damn.............
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Zorak @zorak.scryfall.com · 10/05/2025
We just had the big ol' set debut, so major point updates ahoy docs.google.com/document/d/1...
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Zorak @zorak.scryfall.com · 09/05/2025
For @chorocojo.bsky.social's birthday he got the gift of a single point on the board @kabanaw.bsky.social got their double-point last-pick of Hildibrand. @slio9.bsky.social has lapped us all, this is just cruel
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Zorak @zorak.scryfall.com · 04/05/2025
thinking about him
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Zorak @zorak.scryfall.com · 02/05/2025
lmao
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Zorak @zorak.scryfall.com · 11/04/2025
Well I'm definitely getting blasted with this and mine isn't working with it so I don't know what to tell you
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