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Ryan He/Him

@zonebone815.bsky.social
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Left wing super atheist and teacher. Science is right, religion invented and Donnie Dicknose needs to be stapled in his tiny hands. Most likely I am less intelligent than you.

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Ryan He/Him @zonebone815.bsky.social · 14/07/2026
The idea that in 2026 we need a ‘proof of life’ photo for a sitting US Senator is absolutely fucking wild. No one older than the minimum retirement age, 65, should be allowed to serve in congress and pass legislation for a nation which they’ll likely only see for another decade.
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Ryan He/Him @zonebone815.bsky.social · 13/04/2026
Newsome should just appoint @katmabu.bsky.social to this seat. I know she lives in IL-09 but fuck the rules she is who we need!
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Ryan He/Him @zonebone815.bsky.social · 25/03/2026
Crazy racist upset at CRAZIER racist at his inability to enact racist policies in an efficient manner Chat were so cooked
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Ryan He/Him @zonebone815.bsky.social · 18/03/2026
Death to American exceptionalism
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Ryan He/Him @zonebone815.bsky.social · 06/02/2026
It’s 3:15 AM in DC and you just KNOW that stinky fuck is inhaling a filet-o-fish right now
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Ryan He/Him @zonebone815.bsky.social · 03/02/2026
If you believe the bible is anything more than a Bronze Age collection of myth there is no place for you in the modern world.
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Ryan He/Him @zonebone815.bsky.social · 28/01/2026
If only mark kelly and all them had warned her that she didn’t have to follow the presidents illegal orders
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Ryan He/Him @zonebone815.bsky.social · 14/01/2026
Stephen miller has AIDS
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Ryan He/Him @zonebone815.bsky.social · 10/01/2026
JD Vance is a Fuckin’ Bitch
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Ryan He/Him @zonebone815.bsky.social · 09/01/2026
We’re gonna fly a lot of flags half-mast
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Ryan He/Him @zonebone815.bsky.social · 19/12/2025
So trump wants to be in the same breath as JFK??? Never wished for anything to happen more than for the two of them to be forever linked, though changing the name of the Kennedy center is not what I had hoped for
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Ryan He/Him @zonebone815.bsky.social · 25/11/2025
Let them cancel our ACA extended subsidies, republicans are nothing if not excellent producers of insurgencies. I suspect a lot more Luigi’s in the next 3 years.
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Ryan He/Him @zonebone815.bsky.social · 21/11/2025
If the files had so much incriminating information on Dems, why is it absolutely going to take the DOJ the full 30 days to release them?
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Ryan He/Him @zonebone815.bsky.social · 29/10/2025
Unhinged absolute bottom feeding cunts. To bring up 9/11 anniversary as if Memdani is aligned with terrorists because he is a Muslim man (who was not even fucking 10 years old)
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Ryan He/Him @zonebone815.bsky.social · 27/10/2025
Mike Davis, meet Charlie.
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Ryan He/Him @zonebone815.bsky.social · 27/10/2025
When that fat rapist pussy finally dies, oh boy the party I’m gonna throw
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Ryan He/Him @zonebone815.bsky.social · 11/10/2025
@mariners in 5. (Over the Cubs)
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Ryan He/Him @zonebone815.bsky.social · 11/10/2025
Absolutely insane that these fans have been SOBER since the end of the 8th inning!
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Ryan He/Him @zonebone815.bsky.social · 11/10/2025
525,600 base runners left
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Ryan He/Him @zonebone815.bsky.social · 11/10/2025
The P does not stand for Pushbunt
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Ryan He/Him @zonebone815.bsky.social · 11/10/2025
This is so fucking fun!!! #ALDS
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Ryan He/Him @zonebone815.bsky.social · 06/10/2025
Pussy ass ICE agency is creating an insurgency just like what was left in Iraq after we destabilized their government. Expect a cavalcade of ambush and retreat tactics, people dumping boiling water and oil on officers, throwing diapers and human shit and piss and probably not to long before IED’s
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Ryan He/Him @zonebone815.bsky.social · 03/10/2025
Tilly Norwood Super Bowl Who is halftime 2026 Tilly Norwood Super Bowl half time 2026 Tilly wardrobe malfunction Tilly norwood bad bunny colab
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Ryan He/Him @zonebone815.bsky.social · 02/10/2025
So funny to me that “strongman” trump is blaming the shutdown on the Democrats cause like are you the shit or aren’t you?? You can’t stop us from shutting your bitch ass down whenever we want? Can’t stop us from reading your Epstein love letters?Can’t get your syphilitic dick hard?? What CAN you do?
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Ryan He/Him @zonebone815.bsky.social · 23/09/2025
Trump is such a pussy he would never set foot in California, Oregon or Washington cause he knows if he did he wouldn’t be getting out a free man. Our governors ain’t fucking around with president cankles.
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Ryan He/Him @zonebone815.bsky.social · 20/09/2025
Our future president! Fuck Target’s capitulation!
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Ryan He/Him @zonebone815.bsky.social · 10/09/2025
Praying, for Charlie Kirk or Colorado or anybody, is useless, asinine and frankly insulting. I hate everything Charlie Kirk advocates for, but Jesus fucking Christ Congress just take our motherfucking assault rifles away now.
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Mina Kimes @minakimes.bsky.social · 15/07/2025
BIG DUMPER CHAMPION
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Ryan He/Him @zonebone815.bsky.social · 25/06/2025
Sorry guys Christianity is cancelled
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Ryan He/Him @zonebone815.bsky.social · 18/06/2025
I wish that he’d have put a tariff on Benadryl.
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Ryan He/Him @zonebone815.bsky.social · 11/06/2025
Erm actually it’s only a Molotov cocktail if it’s from the Molotov region of Crimea
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Suburban Death March @suburbandeathmarch.bandcamp.com · 10/06/2025
A picture of a person waving a Mexican flag in a cloud of smoke in front of a raging fire with a tweet from Regina George Costanza superimposed in the middle which reads “idk but if you ask me, LA has a right to defend itself. Maybe ICE should just release the hostages”
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Ryan He/Him @zonebone815.bsky.social · 03/06/2025
The tattoos we should ACTUALLY be deporting.
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Ryan He/Him @zonebone815.bsky.social · 30/05/2025
At least we can take comfort that at his core, Elon musk absolutely hates himself. Hence the rampant drug use, the weird attire and kids, and the chronic need for SOMEONE, ANYONE, to not think of him as a nepobaby piece of moldy dog shit.
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Ryan He/Him @zonebone815.bsky.social · 30/05/2025
Not paying my taxes this year because, well, we are all going to die
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Ryan He/Him @zonebone815.bsky.social · 28/05/2025
Watch how these jabronis walk, they absolutely are not law enforcement
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Ryan He/Him @zonebone815.bsky.social · 22/05/2025
If you’re a real Christian you’ll eagerly back your horse. Wager 10000 of your hard earned dollars against mine, that I am orders of magnitude more powerful and more capable than your god.
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Ryan He/Him @zonebone815.bsky.social · 22/05/2025
Honestly trump is the most impotent potential despot to ever exist. Can’t even control a bunch of Harvard blue blood silver spoon dudes? Doesn’t like apples? What a deeply unserious and laughable man Donald trump claims to be. (He sits when he pees)
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Ryan He/Him @zonebone815.bsky.social · 13/05/2025
Wonder what bean dad thinks of the tariffs
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Ryan He/Him @zonebone815.bsky.social · 08/05/2025
Maybe new pope can fix some issues?
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Ryan He/Him @zonebone815.bsky.social · 08/05/2025
Congrats to all you Catholics, you have a brand new lead pretender and sexual abuse facilitator. #endreligion
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Ryan He/Him @zonebone815.bsky.social · 06/05/2025
ICE deserves the Teddy K treatment fr fr
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Ryan He/Him @zonebone815.bsky.social · 02/05/2025
It’s why they call him Little Marco- he’s really been 3 Marcos in a trenchcoat this whole time
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Ryan He/Him @zonebone815.bsky.social · 30/04/2025
Suicide is not a joke, and it shouldn’t ever be advocated for in lieu of seeking out real mental health support. That being said, when donald trump finally does it, probably in a bunker, the world and the United States will be so much better off.
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🌸MEL~🦋💅🐈‍⬛🐕🐎♒️ @xxpatjinx.bsky.social · 16/04/2025
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Ryan He/Him @zonebone815.bsky.social · 16/04/2025
Is Trump gonna even make it to day 150? Will congress have removed him for defiance of Supreme Court order? Do we have to have a president who fumbled the god damn NATTY?!?! We are so cooked.
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Ryan He/Him @zonebone815.bsky.social · 15/04/2025
Trump is a Russian asset.
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Ryan He/Him @zonebone815.bsky.social · 14/04/2025
Yeah but guys let’s give trump and Vance a LITTLE grace here I mean come on they ARE working for Russia to dismantle the United States but they AT LEAST are not wearing a tan suit for fucks sake.
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Ryan He/Him @zonebone815.bsky.social · 14/04/2025
Hey why are there zero trump supporters who are funny? Or smart? Or kind? Or articulate? Why are they all just uninformed and incredibly self-serving?
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Ryan He/Him @zonebone815.bsky.social · 04/04/2025
Hear me out maybe we try VIOLENT protest?
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