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Xander S. 🖤🧙🏻🦄💀👽🏳️‍🌈

@zombiemonkeyman.bsky.social
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41/He/Him. Humanist. Kinda Secular/Kinda Agnostic. Witch. Animist. Horror Nerd 🤓💀. 🎧. Food. 🍻 .🐶🐱. Succulents. Beards/Scruff. Tattoos. Taken. 👬🏳️‍🌈 #WeCoWitchSky #HexPositive #ThisWitchHexesFascists #VaccinesSaveLives #TransLivesMatter

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Xander S. 🖤🧙🏻🦄💀👽🏳️‍🌈 @zombiemonkeyman.bsky.social · 11/09/2025
She’s here!!! Thank you, @samaelshemal.bsky.social, this piece is STUNNING!! 😍 🖤 Please, please, support artists by buying their original artwork. “Hekate Niktipolos, The Wanderer of The Night” #Hekate #WitchSky #HekateCurious #WitchQueen
Hekate Niktipolos, The Wanderer of The Night
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Xander S. 🖤🧙🏻🦄💀👽🏳️‍🌈 @zombiemonkeyman.bsky.social · 18/08/2025
My loving partner, who is outside of the witchcraft sphere, but is also very supportive on such matters: Him - What’s that? Me - 🧙🏻 He gave me flowers last week, and I didn’t want the usable parts to go to waste.
Rose petals drying out on a cookie sheet.
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Xander S. 🖤🧙🏻🦄💀👽🏳️‍🌈 @zombiemonkeyman.bsky.social · 03/08/2025
I was not expecting that fast or precise of a turnaround… 😯🫢😬 #Thankful #WitchSky #WitchHumor
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Xander S. 🖤🧙🏻🦄💀👽🏳️‍🌈 @zombiemonkeyman.bsky.social · 27/07/2025
I feel attacked!! 😂💀 #Awkie #Weirdo #Witch
A meme, depicting The Baron being asked to look natural, and obvi looking anything but natural.
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Xander S. 🖤🧙🏻🦄💀👽🏳️‍🌈 @zombiemonkeyman.bsky.social · 09/07/2025
New piece!! 😍 I’m sure the apartment managers are going to be clutching their pearls come next inspection. 🥰 Trying to figure out a more permanent “home.” So glad my partner is chill about the decorations and my witchy self. 😎 #BonesAndSkulls ☠️ #Witchy #WitchVibes #WitchSky #DarkSided 😛
Decorative deer skull with candle holders.
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Xander S. 🖤🧙🏻🦄💀👽🏳️‍🌈 @zombiemonkeyman.bsky.social · 07/07/2025
Wine-time. 🍷🥰🥰🥰 “CAN I PET YOUR DOG?” #HERESIE #RedBlend #Tattoo #Sunflower
Heresie red blend wine. Tattoo of skeleton emerging from the grave asking, “CAN I PET YOUR DOG?”
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Xander S. 🖤🧙🏻🦄💀👽🏳️‍🌈 @zombiemonkeyman.bsky.social · 04/07/2025
Angry at what the bill will do to further strain an already inefficient healthcare system, and at what cost (i.e., targeting the most vulnerable). Not to mention what it does to remove the safety nets geared towards families struggling to survive. This isn’t the America I grew up in.
Quote - I'm not perfect, but at least I can wake up every day knowing I didn't vote for
concentration camps and millions being stripped of health insurance and food assistance.
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Xander S. 🖤🧙🏻🦄💀👽🏳️‍🌈 @zombiemonkeyman.bsky.social · 14/06/2025
Happy #Caturday and #NoKingsDay. From Midnight the cat, and yours truly. 🥰😘 #CatSky
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Xander S. 🖤🧙🏻🦄💀👽🏳️‍🌈 @zombiemonkeyman.bsky.social · 13/06/2025
🥰
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Xander S. 🖤🧙🏻🦄💀👽🏳️‍🌈 @zombiemonkeyman.bsky.social · 10/05/2025
This baby! 😻
Cat stares with catitude.
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Xander S. 🖤🧙🏻🦄💀👽🏳️‍🌈 @zombiemonkeyman.bsky.social · 27/04/2025
Keeping Gizmo occupied with pets as his dad cleans his carrier. 😂 This is not going to be pleasant. “TELL YOUR CAT I SAID PSPSPS!” #CatsOfBlueSky #StapleRemoval
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Xander S. 🖤🧙🏻🦄💀👽🏳️‍🌈 @zombiemonkeyman.bsky.social · 26/04/2025
Happy Caturday! From Midnight, the cat. #Caturday #CatSky #CatsOfBlueSky #SmolKween #ChickenNugget
A cat sits and waits for attention.
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Xander S. 🖤🧙🏻🦄💀👽🏳️‍🌈 @zombiemonkeyman.bsky.social · 18/04/2025
🙋🏽‍♀️🙋🏽‍♀️🙋🏽‍♀️
Book in hand with bed comforter in the background. Comparison of how much of the book is read in three months versus one day.
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Xander S. 🖤🧙🏻🦄💀👽🏳️‍🌈 @zombiemonkeyman.bsky.social · 11/04/2025
Partner sent me this today… Midnight, the huntress. 😛 #CatsOfBlueSky #Tortie
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Xander S. 🖤🧙🏻🦄💀👽🏳️‍🌈 @zombiemonkeyman.bsky.social · 30/03/2025
My new emotional support cowboy pickle (with a butt 😛), and pickle moon phase sticker! We were at the Sacramento farmers market this morning. 🥰 #California #Sacramento
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Xander S. 🖤🧙🏻🦄💀👽🏳️‍🌈 @zombiemonkeyman.bsky.social · 29/03/2025
Fried banana and ube ice cream. 🤤
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Xander S. 🖤🧙🏻🦄💀👽🏳️‍🌈 @zombiemonkeyman.bsky.social · 28/03/2025
Things are coming together. 🥰 #SantaMuerte #HolyDeath #FolkSaint
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Xander S. 🖤🧙🏻🦄💀👽🏳️‍🌈 @zombiemonkeyman.bsky.social · 28/03/2025
Madagascan Sunset Moth and Ghost Cicada. 🖤🥰🥰🥰 Absolutely stunning! The picture doesn’t do them justice. Can’t wait to hang them! Things that make my weird heart happy. ☺️
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Xander S. 🖤🧙🏻🦄💀👽🏳️‍🌈 @zombiemonkeyman.bsky.social · 11/03/2025
I won’t tell people at work that I’m a witch. But, there will be signs… 😛 Also, I’m alive. Just been taking a break from the socials. #Witch #WitchSky
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Xander S. 🖤🧙🏻🦄💀👽🏳️‍🌈 @zombiemonkeyman.bsky.social · 20/02/2025
I’m still here! Been focusing on self-care in these strange times. This includes: exercising, reading/studying, journaling, meditation, “light” daily practice, & being intentional with my words & thoughts towards myself & others. What are your self-care tips &/or routines? #Witchcraft #SelfCare
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Xander S. 🖤🧙🏻🦄💀👽🏳️‍🌈 @zombiemonkeyman.bsky.social · 17/02/2025
Watching the original 1981 version of, “My Bloody Valentine,” on #Shudder. Que romantico. 🥰❤️⛏️
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Xander S. 🖤🧙🏻🦄💀👽🏳️‍🌈 @zombiemonkeyman.bsky.social · 15/02/2025
🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰 He gave me roses and sunflowers, my favorite. 💘
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Xander S. 🖤🧙🏻🦄💀👽🏳️‍🌈 @zombiemonkeyman.bsky.social · 11/02/2025
What’s everyone’s plans for the Full Moon in Leo??? 😛 I’m so ready to work with this energy! 💪🏼🦁 #WitchSky #WeCoWitchSky #SecularWitch #SecularWitchcraft #Witch #FullMoon
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Xander S. 🖤🧙🏻🦄💀👽🏳️‍🌈 @zombiemonkeyman.bsky.social · 06/02/2025
My work calendar. 😭 I just wanted it for the LOLs.
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Xander S. 🖤🧙🏻🦄💀👽🏳️‍🌈 @zombiemonkeyman.bsky.social · 04/02/2025
Dis baby!! 😻 #Midnight
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Xander S. 🖤🧙🏻🦄💀👽🏳️‍🌈 @zombiemonkeyman.bsky.social · 02/02/2025
Y’all, I’m in tears from laughing so hard!!! 😂💀💀💀💀 I knew I’d get a kick out of purchasing the Cat Tarot, but was blindsided and not expecting THIS as I opened the box! I needed some joy today. 😂🥰 #TarotSky #WitchSky #Caturday 🐈
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Xander S. 🖤🧙🏻🦄💀👽🏳️‍🌈 @zombiemonkeyman.bsky.social · 31/01/2025
My S.O. says this is me. 😂 He’s not entirely wrong, this is likely what he sees (6’3” vs 5’6”) when I’m feisty. I can’t help it, I am Latina. 🥰😛😘
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Xander S. 🖤🧙🏻🦄💀👽🏳️‍🌈 @zombiemonkeyman.bsky.social · 28/01/2025
I’m worried and angry for those who will be affected by this. Not sure how we can link clients in need to resources if the resources are frozen and unavailable. 🤬🤬🤬
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Xander S. 🖤🧙🏻🦄💀👽🏳️‍🌈 @zombiemonkeyman.bsky.social · 26/01/2025
My not so subtle bag… 😎 #WitchSky
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Xander S. 🖤🧙🏻🦄💀👽🏳️‍🌈 @zombiemonkeyman.bsky.social · 22/01/2025
Any other witches who are also a little OCD w/their inventory?? 😅😅🤓 This spreadsheet is saved on a cloud drive & I can always reference it to plan ahead. I also have a digital BOS. Because ya boy is constantly in motion, & it makes sense to have media that can adapt as needed. #WitchSky
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Xander S. 🖤🧙🏻🦄💀👽🏳️‍🌈 @zombiemonkeyman.bsky.social · 20/01/2025
Or, The Hamburglar. 😂
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Xander S. 🖤🧙🏻🦄💀👽🏳️‍🌈 @zombiemonkeyman.bsky.social · 20/01/2025
ICE is targeting parents at schools and dairies in the Central Valley California. Please be safe out there! #CentralValley #WestCoast #California #CentralValleyCalifornia #CentralValleyCA #Hilmar #Stevinson #Turlock #Tracey #Modesto #Merced #Sacramento #Fresno #Livingston #Delhi #Atwater
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Xander S. 🖤🧙🏻🦄💀👽🏳️‍🌈 @zombiemonkeyman.bsky.social · 19/01/2025
Excited to check this out! 🥰 I’ll post my thoughts and leave a review once I’m finished. #WitchSky #WeCoWitchSky #SecularWitchcraft #SecularWitch
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Xander S. 🖤🧙🏻🦄💀👽🏳️‍🌈 @zombiemonkeyman.bsky.social · 19/01/2025
💯💯💯💯💯
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Xander S. 🖤🧙🏻🦄💀👽🏳️‍🌈 @zombiemonkeyman.bsky.social · 18/01/2025
😂😂😂 Witches, which would you pick if you could only have one?? 🦊 #WitchHumor #Lol #Haha #Funny
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Xander S. 🖤🧙🏻🦄💀👽🏳️‍🌈 @zombiemonkeyman.bsky.social · 17/01/2025
Interesting!!! 🤓
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Xander S. 🖤🧙🏻🦄💀👽🏳️‍🌈 @zombiemonkeyman.bsky.social · 15/01/2025
😂😂😂😛 Good Morning, Witches!! Hope you have a great Wednesday! 🧙🏻 #WitchSky #WeCoWitchSky #WitchHumor #Lol #Haha #PaganSky #PaganHumor #SecularWitch #SecularWitchcraft
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Xander S. 🖤🧙🏻🦄💀👽🏳️‍🌈 @zombiemonkeyman.bsky.social · 15/01/2025
😜
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Xander S. 🖤🧙🏻🦄💀👽🏳️‍🌈 @zombiemonkeyman.bsky.social · 13/01/2025
Coworker gifted me this today. Prefacing the conversation with, “Idk if you would think of this as weird, but we made these for the new year. In my culture it’s to bring prosperity.” Me - “Awe, that’s super thoughtful. & not at all weird. I craft things too.” Little does she know. ☺️ #WitchSky
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Xander S. 🖤🧙🏻🦄💀👽🏳️‍🌈 @zombiemonkeyman.bsky.social · 10/01/2025
Today’s Text: Friend - What color do you want? Me - Orange or red. Did you get new pens? Friend - They’re my coworkers. Me - Oh, she’s giving them away?? Friend - Suuuuuuuuuuuuure….👀 😂😂💀💀💀
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Xander S. 🖤🧙🏻🦄💀👽🏳️‍🌈 @zombiemonkeyman.bsky.social · 08/01/2025
The CTWC’s January Witches’ Brew is happening THIS Saturday via Zoom! 😍 Some of my favorite SASS Witches (science-minded, agnostic/atheist &!skeptical Witches) are presenting. 🥰 🧙🏻 There’s still time to register! Visit: criticalthinkingwitches.com & check them out! #SASSwitches #SecularWitchcraft
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Xander S. 🖤🧙🏻🦄💀👽🏳️‍🌈 @zombiemonkeyman.bsky.social · 07/01/2025
💯
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Xander S. 🖤🧙🏻🦄💀👽🏳️‍🌈 @zombiemonkeyman.bsky.social · 06/01/2025
Eating the Rosca de Reyes a day early with the in-laws. 🥰 Happy to report that I did NOT get the baby Jesus! 😛 PHEW!! #Traditions #Family #Mexican
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Xander S. 🖤🧙🏻🦄💀👽🏳️‍🌈 @zombiemonkeyman.bsky.social · 04/01/2025
Someone was not happy. 😅 Basically catnapped her as she was sleeping. 🥲 Hoping these injections help alleviate her arthritis. #Midnight #Caturday #CatSky
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Xander S. 🖤🧙🏻🦄💀👽🏳️‍🌈 @zombiemonkeyman.bsky.social · 04/01/2025
🙋🏽‍♀️😅😂 Good morning #BlueSky! Hope y’all have a great weekend. ☺️ #CoffeePlease #Caffeine #Lol #Haha #Humor #Thor
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Xander S. 🖤🧙🏻🦄💀👽🏳️‍🌈 @zombiemonkeyman.bsky.social · 03/01/2025
When your supervisor says they trust you to make big decisions without consulting them… Then you have to do the thing. 😅 Sometimes I think I’ve girl-bossed too hard. All I want to do is be a feral gremlin-witch of the woods and live deliciously. #Life
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Xander S. 🖤🧙🏻🦄💀👽🏳️‍🌈 @zombiemonkeyman.bsky.social · 01/01/2025
This baby! 😻 Midnight doesn’t know it yet, but she has an appointment this weekend for an injection medication to help ease her arthritis. Pobrecita. #Midnight #CatSky #CatsOfBlueSky
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Xander S. 🖤🧙🏻🦄💀👽🏳️‍🌈 @zombiemonkeyman.bsky.social · 01/01/2025
Not sure I’m going to make it to midnight. 😵‍💫😴😴😴 Happy 2025, witches, pagans, and other interesting magical folk!! #NewYears
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Xander S. 🖤🧙🏻🦄💀👽🏳️‍🌈 @zombiemonkeyman.bsky.social · 01/01/2025
I’m sorry, friend! I hope you’re able to look back & see how far you’ve come & the things you’ve risen from. Don’t let anyone make you question your worth! & in the wise words of Nadja:
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Xander S. 🖤🧙🏻🦄💀👽🏳️‍🌈 @zombiemonkeyman.bsky.social · 31/12/2024
If you’re planning to celebrate tonight, please be smart & either have a sober DD or use a taxi/ride sharing service such as Lyft. Your cat will appreciate it, & we need all witches & magic wielders here w/us to help fight the incoming administration. #NewYears #CatSky #WitchSky #PaganSky #Resist
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