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Phillip

@zombiecoffeeslut69.bsky.social
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Sober, Native Californian, Accounting major. In my 2nd year of school. Still love Donna Summer. Warped sense of humor. GAY AF. Coffee whore! Socks whore!🏳️‍🌈🧦☕️📚🤣🌻🎹🧘🏾‍♂️🥧🍪🐶Some stuff NSFW.

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Phillip @zombiecoffeeslut69.bsky.social · 5h
When God said "Let there be light”, I’m the one who threw the switch!🤣
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Phillip @zombiecoffeeslut69.bsky.social · 6h
Correct. Which is why I think midterms are going to be a bust. But, I have been wrong before. 👍🏾
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Phillip @zombiecoffeeslut69.bsky.social · 7h
❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️
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Phillip @zombiecoffeeslut69.bsky.social · 8h
Fluid. 🤣
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Phillip @zombiecoffeeslut69.bsky.social · 11h
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤬🤬
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Phillip @zombiecoffeeslut69.bsky.social · 11h
Deep Throat for Tax Purposes. 🤣
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Phillip @zombiecoffeeslut69.bsky.social · 11h
AMEN
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Phillip @zombiecoffeeslut69.bsky.social · 12h
She still doesn’t get a pass. She helped orchestrate this shitshow until it backfired on her.
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Phillip @zombiecoffeeslut69.bsky.social · 15/10/2026
Mr. Project 2025 Vaught would be #5
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Phillip @zombiecoffeeslut69.bsky.social · 15/10/2026
Well actually she and another god was doing the deed in Athena’s temple and Athena didn’t take to kindly to that so Athena cursed Medusa to look that way and yes, the god (male) got away with it. Look it up.
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Phillip @zombiecoffeeslut69.bsky.social · 15/10/2026
Now you know why Pense went missing for 11 days. Now you know why he’s called "Moscow” Mitch McConnell. Now you know why Republican congressmen kept going to Moscow. This is TREASON.
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conifergirl.bsky.social @conifergirl.bsky.social · 14/10/2026
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Phillip @zombiecoffeeslut69.bsky.social · 14/10/2026
The article forgot Donna Summer and Barbra Streisand for Enough is Enough.
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Phillip @zombiecoffeeslut69.bsky.social · 14/10/2026
With the destruction of their data centers, I now understand why Mitch McConnell and others went to Moscow so many times during Trump 1.0. Oh I forgot, Pense went missing for like 11 days. He was in Russia. Last time I checked this was called TREASON!!!!!🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬
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Phillip @zombiecoffeeslut69.bsky.social · 14/10/2026
It’s called projection. If Dr. Carl Jung was with us today, he would have a field day with MAGA.
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Phillip @zombiecoffeeslut69.bsky.social · 14/10/2026
Bullshit. Then why was he at the 250 celebration. Trump has hurt his bottom line. HIS WALLET. #joerogansuks
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Phillip @zombiecoffeeslut69.bsky.social · 14/10/2026
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Cute Puppy Says YES (Howl Wolf)
ALT: Cute Puppy Says YES (Howl Wolf)
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Phillip @zombiecoffeeslut69.bsky.social · 14/10/2026
GAME. SET. MATCH. Ms. Michelle! You go Gurl!🤣❤️👍🏾
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Phillip @zombiecoffeeslut69.bsky.social · 14/10/2026
DAY WALKER!!!!!🧛‍♀️🧛‍♀️🧛‍♀️🤣
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Phillip @zombiecoffeeslut69.bsky.social · 14/10/2026
Show-off! 🤣
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Phillip @zombiecoffeeslut69.bsky.social · 14/10/2026
I’d like to hump that!❤️🍑
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paulpro @mariopro.bsky.social · 14/10/2026
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Phillip @zombiecoffeeslut69.bsky.social · 14/10/2026
I hear the Carrot Collision is planning a strike!🤣
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Phillip @zombiecoffeeslut69.bsky.social · 14/10/2026
And is in the Epstein Files😭
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Phillip @zombiecoffeeslut69.bsky.social · 14/10/2026
Maybe it’s Maybelene. Sorry, couldn’t resist. 🤣👍🏾❤️
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Phillip @zombiecoffeeslut69.bsky.social · 14/10/2026
Thank you Jen!❤️
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Phillip @zombiecoffeeslut69.bsky.social · 14/10/2026
The horse is also curse for bringing you. Tho the horse isn’t complicit in bringing you, it is still cursed. 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
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Phillip @zombiecoffeeslut69.bsky.social · 14/10/2026
Mmmmbaybee🍆💦❤️
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Phillip @zombiecoffeeslut69.bsky.social · 14/10/2026
Who is he?
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Phillip @zombiecoffeeslut69.bsky.social · 14/10/2026
NO!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Mark @markneefuzz.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
Credit IG: snarkypoliticoguy
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Phillip @zombiecoffeeslut69.bsky.social · 14/10/2026
So that means Hillary was right all along when she brought up the issue. Please correct me if I got that wrong.
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Phillip @zombiecoffeeslut69.bsky.social · 14/10/2026
Can confirm.
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Phillip @zombiecoffeeslut69.bsky.social · 14/10/2026
When you say to yourself it’s time to go.
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Xela Hart @xelahart.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
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4fuxake @blueheartedly1.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
We need to ban data centers.
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Phillip @zombiecoffeeslut69.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
Screw this. Strap me to the engine!!!!!!!!!
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Phillip @zombiecoffeeslut69.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
I have some beef with Pete. But if he was running for President I’d vote for him.
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Phillip @zombiecoffeeslut69.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
MAD Max comes to life. ❤️
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Phillip @zombiecoffeeslut69.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
Boomer here! Can confirm. 😫
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Phillip @zombiecoffeeslut69.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
Baby! As fine as you are, take all the time you need❤️🍆💦🍑
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Phillip @zombiecoffeeslut69.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
That’s because saying fuck incurred a fine for NBC. At the end of the day, it’s all about the Benjamins.
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Phillip @zombiecoffeeslut69.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
Jaconde approved❤️
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Phillip @zombiecoffeeslut69.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
That would be me!
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Phillip @zombiecoffeeslut69.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
That are mostly union stores.
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Phillip @zombiecoffeeslut69.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
Holy 💩! Sorry Xela, not trying to be disrespectful.
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Phillip @zombiecoffeeslut69.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
Woof Daddy!🍆💦🍑❤️
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Phillip @zombiecoffeeslut69.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
She shall lead us❤️
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Phillip @zombiecoffeeslut69.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
I can’t wait. This one star critic doesn’t get it.
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Phillip @zombiecoffeeslut69.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
If true, I’m not surprised. South Park will be next.
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