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@markneefuzz.bsky.social
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Critter dad. Gym junkie. Flirt. Tiddies in your face kind of guy.

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Mark @markneefuzz.bsky.social · 7h
Up or down? Which do you prefer?
Tank top pulled up above hairy pecsWearing a tight, blue tank top
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Mark @markneefuzz.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
In a mood
Same old hairy knockers on display
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Mark @markneefuzz.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
It’s terrible finding your ear buds dead when there’s a middle aged white guy on premise who both whistles and fancies himself a rapper.
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Mark @markneefuzz.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Bottoms up. And have a beer, too. nationaldaycalendar.com/celebrations...
nationaldaycalendar.com
NATIONAL DRINK BEER DAY
National Drink Beer Day toasts that malty elixir on September 28. Just as the Oktoberfest season comes to an end, the day reminds us to enjoy the world's most popular adult beverage.
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Mark @markneefuzz.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
You look like you need a Monday hug. Come on in.
Furry torso in an opened robe
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Mark @markneefuzz.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Nobody looks me in the eyes anyway
Hairy chest meathead
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Mark @markneefuzz.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Some, or most, of these birthdays drive to rather unfortunate names.
Names for your butthole based on your birthday
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Mark @markneefuzz.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
I can’t decide if this is a deliberate double entendre or the product of a marketing team that’s needs to hire a gay.
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Mark @markneefuzz.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
I have no clever comments this morning. I have plenty of the sleazy kind but I’m too classy.
Sweaty chest fut
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Mark @markneefuzz.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Only three months until Xmas.
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Mark @markneefuzz.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
No! Some of you cannot be trusted with produce as it is.
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Mark @markneefuzz.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Outta bed but TGIFurryFriday
Fresh outta bed and bare chested,
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Mark @markneefuzz.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
I really like the neat wheel lines left behind in a freshly mowed lawn. Is that a dad thing?
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Mark @markneefuzz.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Well this is a blast from the past.
Young Mark before the decrepitude set in
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Mark @markneefuzz.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
WTF you looking at, boy?
Gym mirror selfie, sitting on a bench wearing a skimpy, ragged top.
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Mark @markneefuzz.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Last day of summer but not the last time for in your face knockers.
Tits out bathroom selfie
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Mark @markneefuzz.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Happy Sunday. Get up and get moving.
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Mark @markneefuzz.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
You are old if you know what happened here.
Mystery burn
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Mark @markneefuzz.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
This sounds like either the premise for a horror film or a superhero origin story. www.smithsonianmag.com/smart-news/s...
smithsonianmag.com
Scientists Created Mice With Half-Human Brains. The Hybrid Animals Could Revolutionize Our Understanding of Neurological Disorders
Our brains and their associated diseases are notoriously hard to study. So researchers developed an animal model with a cortex—the brain’s outer layer—grown from human-derived cells
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The Bulwark @thebulwark.com · 31/08/2026
Abdul El-Sayed: “Canadians are like the only people in the world who are going to preemptively apologize for something they didn't even do. So if you're starting a trade war with Canada, it's because you're the asshole.”
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Mark @markneefuzz.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
It’s a cool, damp morning.
Saturday morning in an unzipped hoodie without no shirt underneath to expose pecs and chest/belly fur.
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Mark @markneefuzz.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
You know what they say. Make gay while the sun shines.
Bare chested walk in the woods
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Mark @markneefuzz.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Price reduced! Let’s go halvsies. www.zillow.com/homedetails/...
zillow.com
68050 Hillside Ln, Washington, MI 48095 | MLS #20261004770 | Zillow
This 32891 square feet Single Family home has 15 bedrooms and 25 bathrooms. It is located at 68050 Hillside Ln, Washington, MI.
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Mark @markneefuzz.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
It would be nice but I don’t expect to have the gym to myself. Why is it, though, that this guy always comes in to work what I’m working and crowd my space?
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Mark @markneefuzz.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Whorish again. Blame the margaritas,
Wife beater pulled ip to expose hairy pecs
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Mark @markneefuzz.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
So McConnell is basically a meat puppet with somebody’s hand up his ass making his mouth work.
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Mark @markneefuzz.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Throwback to when I was a social media baby too shy to show my mug but still a stick ‘em in your face kind of guy.
Old tiddy photo
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Mark @markneefuzz.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
1000 launches per year. Development of additional launch sites. Exempt from environmental regulations. What could ho wrong? www.usatoday.com/story/tech/s...
usatoday.com
US says for 1st time it now has weapons in space. What we know (so far)
For the first time ever, the US has confirmed that the nation's military has deployed weapons in space. Further details, though, are unclear.
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Mark @markneefuzz.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Now that this summer’s inferno has abated some of my plants are looking better again, at least those not fried to a crisp by July/August heat.
Dunpatiens in a hanging basket
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Mark @markneefuzz.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
That’s an (un)wrap.
Unbuttoned shirt at day’s end exposing the furry man tatas.
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Mark @markneefuzz.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Hits the nail directly on the head. “Stupid people are easy to program” youtu.be/2Zki_vrUe5k?...
youtu.be
Why You Can't Get Through to a Trump Supporter #psychology #politics #lucasbean #trump
YouTube video by Lucas Bean
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Mark @markneefuzz.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Tiddy Tuesday morning glow, but that’s from small lamp. The sun’s coming up later as we approach fall.
Furry pecs in a shredder
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Mark @markneefuzz.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
What makes a Monday more onerous? A late summer cold that’s what.
Bare, furry torso in bed
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Mark @markneefuzz.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
Next. Another author I enjoy.
Book cover- Lightning Strike by William Kent Krueger
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Mark @markneefuzz.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
Still wanting that hot dog
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Mark @markneefuzz.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
It makes me want a hot dog so bad …
Novelty hot dog skewers for the grill- metallic muscle men skewers with a prong to hold the sausage in a very suggestive location.
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Mark @markneefuzz.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
Yeah, sure you are. 🙄 www.themirror.com/news/weird-n...
themirror.com
'I'm a time traveler from year 6,000 with photo to prove it and bad news'
A man claiming to be a time traveler from the year 6000 has shared a blurry photo of a future cityscape
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Mark @markneefuzz.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
This gives a whole new meaning to cruising. (Is this real?)
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Mark @markneefuzz.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
Over the years I’ve managed to save a ridiculous number of dick and butthole pics I don’t look at. Maybe I’ll be glad when I get older and more decrepit and nobody wants me looking at his naughty bits anymore.
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Mark @markneefuzz.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
It must have been sheer hell wading through all the stupid statements to narrow it down to 50. www.indy100.com/politics/tru...
indy100.com
The 52 most stupid things Donald Trump has ever said
Whether you love him or hate him, Donald Trump is undoubtedly unafraid to speak his mind - even if it means getting ridiculed mercilessly by the internet.From the invention of "covfefe" (does anyone k...
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Mark @markneefuzz.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
Starting today... I’ve read one of his books each of the past 3 years (The Jawsfest Murders, Deadly Catch, White Shark). This is the fourth. They’re nothing deep, just fun summer reading. They take place on Martha’s Vineyard with loose ties to the movie Jaws.
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Mark @markneefuzz.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
Disgusting 🤮 people.com/trump-leads-...
people.com
Trump Leads MAGA Crowd in Pledge of Allegiance ‘to the Greatest President in the History of the U.S.’
Donald Trump led attendees at the Republican midterm convention in Dallas in a pledge on Thursday, Sept. 10. The MAGA crowd was instructed to raise their right hand while vowing to vote for his allies...
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Mark @markneefuzz.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
Happy weekending, sodomites.
Basic locker room selfie
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Mark @markneefuzz.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
No, Amazon. I will not tip your driver for delivering my package to the wrong address.
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Mark @markneefuzz.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
It was a push/pull day so I need someone to massage my shoulders, back, and chest. So warm up those fingers.
Push/pull day in a shredder
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Mark @markneefuzz.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
It seems offering every American $5000 to vote republican should be an impeachable offense. Talk about rigging an election. Besides, anyone thinking he’d follow through with that bribe is too stupid to vote.
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Mark @markneefuzz.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
Another rough morning to drag it out of bed, not due to rain. The nights are getting cooler but not yet enough to need the furnace.
Redundant lying in bed selfie
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Mark @markneefuzz.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
Even more true 5 months later.
RFKJr turned the once safe US food supply into gastronomical Russian Roulette
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Mark @markneefuzz.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
This dumb ass should know better. You don’t ask Trump for favors on national TV. You show up at the back door of the White House with a bag of cash. www.newsweek.com/lindsay-clan...
newsweek.com
Lindsay Clancy's lawyer asks Trump for something he can’t give
Lindsay Clancy's attorney has asked President Donald Trump to pardon his client, days after her murder trial ended in a mistrial.
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Mark @markneefuzz.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
It ain’t fair. This dude is fit as fuck AND drop dead handsome. Pick one or the other, dude. It just ain’t fair.
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