zonk @zoinkadoodle.bsky.social · 30/11/2025my body is not a temple its an overdose in a dennys bathroom 000
zonk @zoinkadoodle.bsky.social · 03/11/2025what if midas.. toueche his peanus? and make his bornar into golden. wold he cumb molten goald. wold it hort ? 000
zonk @zoinkadoodle.bsky.social · 20/10/2025godspeed you black emperor is to you as you'll cowards dont even smoke crack is to me 000
zonk @zoinkadoodle.bsky.social · 15/10/2025i feel like a wizard when i play guitar with a blanket on my back 010
zonk @zoinkadoodle.bsky.social · 07/10/2025sanrio stock is gonna tank when they find a med that can manage borderline personality disorder 100
zonk @zoinkadoodle.bsky.social · 03/10/2025emojis are the counterbalance to the white man's tone indicator 000
zonk @zoinkadoodle.bsky.social · 26/09/2025in my house we didnt have no swear jar we had the epstein jar 000
zonk @zoinkadoodle.bsky.social · 18/09/2025spend 99 dollas on CoC call that shit a micro transaction fuckin on a shemale midget call that shit micro trans action 000
zonk @zoinkadoodle.bsky.social · 18/09/2025first round of drinks is on me to anyone at this bar that can confidently sound with a 7mm diameter rod! 000
zonk @zoinkadoodle.bsky.social · 16/09/2025i stick the glock up my ass so you taste shit before you die 000
zonk @zoinkadoodle.bsky.social · 15/09/2025streets call me vincent van gock the way i paint her with my cum 000
Reposted by zonkonion person @junlper.beer · 07/09/2025the founder of the nation of islam is a white guy who looks like reviewbrah 66149798
zonk @zoinkadoodle.bsky.social · 31/08/2025how do adults not know the difference between there/their/theyre? like?? im surprised these people wake up and remember not to choke on there own tongue 000
zonk @zoinkadoodle.bsky.social · 30/08/2025dip the blunt in my cum and make the function smoke my children 121
zonk @zoinkadoodle.bsky.social · 26/08/2025trans women are women but all women are bitches and bitches aint shit 000
zonk @zoinkadoodle.bsky.social · 23/08/2025i need to be put down i cant stop making bad jokes in the same exact unfunny format 000
zonk @zoinkadoodle.bsky.social · 23/08/2025call that hoe baja the way i blast when i mount and do her 000
zonk @zoinkadoodle.bsky.social · 03/04/2025my phone gives me imposter syndrome whenever it doesn't recognize my fingerprint 010
zonk @zoinkadoodle.bsky.social · 01/02/2025as a child, i learned from a peanut butter gamer video that the devs of mysims later made dead space. "how could the devs of these cute games make something so horrific?", i wondered. little did i know, the true horrors of knowing what is behind the wretched skin of this world, was the answer. 051
zonk @zoinkadoodle.bsky.social · 27/01/2025i grab my own ass sometimes just to do what 80% of people dream of doing 021
zonk @zoinkadoodle.bsky.social · 26/01/2025i cant tell if im the ugliest hot person or the hottest ugly person 032
zonk @zoinkadoodle.bsky.social · 26/01/2025everybody know that yoda got a green tiny shriveled penis under there, and no ones sayin it. 011
zonk @zoinkadoodle.bsky.social · 04/01/2025im good at following directions... and swallowing erections 010
zonk @zoinkadoodle.bsky.social · 27/12/2024fucked up that brain may used a shilling as a plectrum 000
zonk @zoinkadoodle.bsky.social · 22/12/2024Google search "how to donate my erectile function to other people" 010
zonk @zoinkadoodle.bsky.social · 19/12/2024me at the gas station: hey can i get 20 bucks on pump four and a pack of piss zyns? 021
zonk @zoinkadoodle.bsky.social · 16/12/2024shigeru miyamoto sent over 300,000 evil japanese wizards to cast fake votes for Joe Biden over to the states during the 2024 election 010
zonk @zoinkadoodle.bsky.social · 13/12/2024mmm morgan freeman... imagine how good that throat feels 120
