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Queer chubby trans dog-girl-fag . She/It

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ZoeSoft @zoesoft.bsky.social · 4h
Like, the venue had a tiny fishbowl where you could fish tiny, bite sized ATMs with this teeny tiny fishing rod. It kinda reminded me of those kids fishing table fishing games. The hook was magnetic, so it would attract to the outside of the loop of the ATMs, so you had to use enough force to push.
Me smiling while I hold a tiny fishing rod up high with one hand, showing off the tiny green ATM I fished. The ATM is about the size of a chocolate from a box of chocolates.
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ZoeSoft @zoesoft.bsky.social · 4h
I had so much fun last night at VJOLTRON!! The music was great, the visuals were trippy (I love when I enter The Zone), and there was someone using the AR of the Apple Vision glasses to both keep tabs of the different gauges AND to record live?? And I managed to fish something!
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ZoeSoft @zoesoft.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Last night's Jeff Rossenstock show was so much fun!! Gosh, the energy, the mosh pit, pushing and the being pushed, it all feels so good!! I need to check his Bandcamp for once so I can buy his music and learn the lyrics of a song or 2 for next time. Brooklyn Paramount > Rooftop at Pier 17 tho, imo
Photo of Jeff Rosenstock's show on September 19, 2026, at The Rooftop at Pier 17 in Manhattan, NY. Photo of Jeff Rosenstock's show on September 19, 2026, at The Rooftop at Pier 17 in Manhattan, NY.
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ZoeSoft @zoesoft.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
I commissioned a new profile pic! Thank you so much @pasteldisaster.bsky.social! It now reflects all the piercings I have and my red hair. Oh, and the fact that I'm a dog now :3 I told her to draw me as I am, but she insisted that I look like this?? Which honestly makes me blush, I look pretty >///<
new profile picture I commisioned. You can see my red hair, floppy dog ears,, red tank top with a bit of cleavage, red dog collar with a bone shaped tag that says "Zoe", and my septum and angel fangs piercings!
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ZoeSoft @zoesoft.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
lol they did it, they made the Vape That Is Good For You. Like, I've heard of drug dealers cutting coke and molly with Vitamin B12 cause it gives you energy, so I imagine a B12 vape could give you the energy, but the concept is just so funny regardless.
Screenshot from the website trymeloair.com, selling a vitamin B12 vape.
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ZoeSoft @zoesoft.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
Trip to Philly for Uproar (furry rave) was a success! It was lonely at the beginning, but someone recognized me and presented me to people, and I ended up having so much fun!! And i made out with hot folx, including someone I've had a crush for some time now!! 🥰
Selfie of me (Zoe) in Philly. I'm at a zebra crossing that has the new Pride flag rainbow, including the trans colors right behind me. I'm wearing red dog ears and a red collar with a bone shaped pet tag I'm also wearing red glasses. You can see a bit of white under my nose from the ket.
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ZoeSoft @zoesoft.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
Had to go all the way to Long Island to get this beauty, but gosh, a yellow Pelican 1400 case for $60. It's built like a bunker and has a rubber ring, but it's HEAVY. Hopefully it will fit a 60% keyboard with a Raspberry Pi and a screen, going to make it into a cyber deck.
Yellow Pelican case on a bench, Water bottle for comparison. You could fit an average lunchbox inside of it. Yellow Pelican case on a bench,  open. Water bottle for comparison. You could fit an average sized lunchbox inside of it.
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ZoeSoft @zoesoft.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
I know I'm stoned but this top makes my boobs look kinda nice
Selfie of me from the neck down. My red crop top kinda makes my boobs look kinda nice and big. And also my tummy is visible bc of the crop top and its kinda pretty if you are into that sort of thing
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ZoeSoft @zoesoft.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
Master Chief in da soda
A can of Pineapple Fanta with the Master Chief from Halo on the can
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ZoeSoft @zoesoft.bsky.social · 06/08/2026
I'm surprised but so glad that after a handful of months off the gym bc of my strained ankle (and me being busy and having ADHD), I can still do the last routine I did all those months ago, same weight, same reps?? Also my thighs look huge in these pictures ^^;
me (Zoe) at the gym doing 70 lbs RDLs. Took this picture cause my thighs look quite big from this anglepicture of my thighs at the gym, while on the leg extender magazine. They look huge, but honestly its just fat, I'm only doing 190 lbs reps
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ZoeSoft @zoesoft.bsky.social · 24/07/2026
You have been talking about your home-grown tomatoes so much, I bet they must be so good. If I'm lucky to get my hands on one I'm going to just bite into it, Suletta style.
screenshot from the first episode of the anime Gundam: Witch from Mercury, showing Suletta, a redhead girl, biting into a tomato as one does with an apple. She has tomato juice around her lips.
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ZoeSoft @zoesoft.bsky.social · 03/07/2026
Oh yeah Pride Weekend was mostly a bust, but at least I was able to hang out with MILF Jessie @jessisamess.gay at T4T LUV NRG! (I know I look bad but on my defense I was really high)
Selfie of me and Jessie leaning out heads on each other. 
I'm wearing a bra, while she's wearing a fishnet top with tape on her nipples.
She's smiling and I'm as well, but I looked kinda messed up and like my eyes are closed, but I was just high.
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ZoeSoft @zoesoft.bsky.social · 10/06/2026
First thing that came to mind is the cockpit from Megas XLR, but instead of game controllers, it is a variety of sex toys =p
the cockpit of the mech Megas from the TV show Megas XLR, which is the inside of a car, with a bunch of computers, game controllers, and shift sticks installed all across the inside of the front seats of a car, along with an actual steering wheel
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ZoeSoft @zoesoft.bsky.social · 07/06/2026
Watching Witch Hat Atelier cause I keep hearing good things about it, and this is such a sad anime. Poor girl can't be a witch and do magic no matter how much she wants it or what she does. All she can do is watch as others do magic and are happy. I relate to her so much ૮₍˶Ó﹏Ò˶₎ა
Screenshot from episode 1 of Witch Hat Atelier. It's a flashback were a younger Coco, age around 6 I assume, is looking sad and wide eyed as she hugs the magical book she bought from a witch, while her mom off-screen is telling her "you can't become a witch unless you're born with magical powers.
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ZoeSoft @zoesoft.bsky.social · 24/05/2026
Guess who bought a brick! This dog!! Brick #005
Selfie of me holding a green brick in my hand, with signatures from the band Heretic + the weasel. It is signed by the members of the band.
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ZoeSoft @zoesoft.bsky.social · 23/05/2026
Time to play my favorite game: "I hope the Adderall I got from a dealer is actually Adderall and not meth cause I have been too distracted to do my schoolwork and I don't want to fail this class". I'm not a fan of this game
Pill of what I hope is Adderall, inside a baggie. It is orange and oval shaped and it has 2 lines engraved on it, as well as the characters "b 973"..
Timestamp on the bottom right of the picture says "May 22, 2026,, 10:25 PM"
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ZoeSoft @zoesoft.bsky.social · 15/05/2026
Finally watching Gundam: Hathaway's Flash in preparation for watching Sorcery of Nymph Circe later today, and LET'S GO 3RD COMING OF CHAR AZNABLE!!
screenshot of the movie Gundam: Hathaway's Flash, showing a news website article with the title "Is Mafty Navue Erin the next Char Aznable?", with an image of Char from Char's Counterattack, in his military red and yellow outfit he wears during his speech. The subtitles have Gigi Andalucia saying "They say he's Char Aznable come back to life, that he'll do what people want."
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ZoeSoft @zoesoft.bsky.social · 02/05/2026
Played Azul for the 1st time yesterday, and it's fun! I like how the tiles feel really good to touch :3 I got last place in my 1st game, but managed to reach 2nd on the 2nd game!
My board of my first game of Azul. I got 30 points, and got last place (4th). Board of my 2nd game of Azul. Got 64 points and managed to get 2nd place in a 4 player game.
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ZoeSoft @zoesoft.bsky.social · 28/02/2026
The Gundam AGE update arrived to Generations Eternal, and it's so interesting how the Gundam here is literally "The Gundam", a mythological figure, a "messiah". Kinda meta. Not a fan of the artstyle, tho. Feels too childish? The characters look like, idk, Yokai Watch.
Screenshot of the game showing that I obtained "The Gundam" Screenshot of the game of the silhouette of "The Gundam" in the background, with the following text on it: "This tragedy, called The Day Angel Fell, would throw humanity into a century long battle and open the curtain for the ancient messiah known as Gundam to step onto the stage." Screenshot of the game showing an antique painting of "The Gundam". The text says "Also within is a mobile suit of legend hailed for generations."
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ZoeSoft @zoesoft.bsky.social · 26/02/2026
So I went to Basement on Friday with a friend and her polycule, and I know I had fun when I end up bruised like this 😵‍💫 It's been 5 days since then and the bruises still look fresh. (apparently they were bites)
selfie of me going from my neck to my chest. I'm topless, and my left arm is gently lifting and holding my 46DD boobs together. I have a big purple bruise on my left boob, another purple bruise on my right shoulder, and you can see faint yellow bruises all over my torso. I'm wearing a red dog collar with a bone shaped tag that says "Zoe". The timestamp on the bottom right says February 25, 2026, 7:24 PM.
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ZoeSoft @zoesoft.bsky.social · 16/02/2026
They had this sign at the entrance of this bar called Animal I went to for the first time last week, and it's so funny that they have an issue SPECIFICALLY with GHB. They are like "we know you are gonna do drugs, just please don't do GHB". That's how you know it's a gay bar =p
Slightly blurry photo of a poster on a door. The door has an "OUT" sign, and a poster that has the word "GHB" crossed out. The poster also says "ZERO TOLERANCE" and "PERMANENTLY UNINVITED".
The poster also says "GHB/GHL + alcohol are incomparable and a threat to your safety and the jobs of the queer people who work at Animal.
Therefore as a matter of policy if you are caught in possession of - or using GHB at Animal, you will be PERMANENTLY UNINVITED" 
Timestamp on the bottom right says "Feb 11, 2026, 12:56 AM"
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ZoeSoft @zoesoft.bsky.social · 04/02/2026
Smoking that puppy pipeweed ૮( ˃ ꒳ ˂)ა ◟/づ🌿
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ZoeSoft @zoesoft.bsky.social · 05/01/2026
NOOOO Why is everyone so mean to her??? I don't like that Gundam Witch from Mercury has now turned into the story of my life, it hurts to watch now 😖
Screenshot of episode 18 of Gundam Witch from Mercury, showing Suletta in a normal suit (spacesuit), crying uncontrollably in fetal position while floating in space
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ZoeSoft @zoesoft.bsky.social · 05/01/2026
noooo she's just like me for real for real I love her so much, Suletta is just like me she's trying her best to make people happy but it always backfires and no one likes her. she just wants to be loved and not abandoned But she keeps getting abandoned when people find someone better
screenshot of episode 18 of Gundam Witch from Mercury, showing Suletta typing while the blue keychain Miorine gave her is in front of her.
She's saying "It was foolish of me to think I was ever a match for her."
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ZoeSoft @zoesoft.bsky.social · 05/01/2026
NOOOOOO. Why would they backstab Suletta like that??? She's just trying her best!! Why is everyone using Suletta, she just wants to be useful and make the people she loves happy, why is everyone being so mean to her?? 😭
screenshot of episode 17 of Gundam Witch from Mercury, showing Suletta in terrified panic, shouting "Please wait!" while in the cockpit of the Gundam Aerial
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ZoeSoft @zoesoft.bsky.social · 05/01/2026
yaaay, redemption time! I'm still worried about the duel, thooo. I know Prospera is planning something evil!
screenshot from Gundam Witch from Mercury episode 17 showing Guel Jeturk protecting Suletta, who is on the floor. He's telling an offscreen Elan "What are you doing to her?"
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ZoeSoft @zoesoft.bsky.social · 05/01/2026
oh no I can tell from a mile away that Prospera is going to make Suletta lose the match one way or another, so that someone that will help her complete Quiet Zero ends up as Miorine's bride and then the President. Like, that's clearly what's going to happen!
screenshot of Gundam Witch from Mercury episode 17, showing Prospera telling Miorine "But please allow Suletta and Aerial to take part in one more duel."
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ZoeSoft @zoesoft.bsky.social · 05/01/2026
*me looking at a reflection in the mirror*: actually I don't like this anymore 😖 not like, with my mom specifically (been no contact with her for years), but you know what I mean.
screenshot of episode 16 of Gundam Witch from Mercury, showing Miorine telling Suletta "If your mother told you to, would you use Gundams to kill people?"screenshot of episode 16 of Gundam Witch from Mercury, showing a smiling Suletta, after telling Miorine that yes she would kill if her mom told her to, says "So I know my mom is always right".
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ZoeSoft @zoesoft.bsky.social · 05/01/2026
she's just like me for real for real
screenshot of episode 16 of Gundam Witch from Mercury, showing Suletta and Miorine in the greenhouse. Suletta is looking at Miorine, and she's asking her "Are you mad at me, Ms. Miorine?"
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ZoeSoft @zoesoft.bsky.social · 05/01/2026
ok ok, so we finally get what's driving Prospera, and WOW she's insane! Like, as evil plans in the Gundam series go, this is like, the most selfish?? But also (SPOILERS), Suletta's whole thing about "Aerial being family" was LITERAL???
screenshot of Gundam Witch from Mercury. Prospera is holding her hands the air, in front of her previous co-worker, having previously explained what the Gundam Aerial is and what her plan is.
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ZoeSoft @zoesoft.bsky.social · 05/01/2026
Finally back to watching Gundam Witch from Mercury, and ok, I think Guel has suffered enough to deserve a redemption arc. The guy deserves a bit of a break, he's suffered enough for his sins, and he's clearly been humbled. And hopefully learned to not be a jerk anymore?
screenshot from episode 15 of Gundam Witch from Mercury, showing Guel Jeturk, his shirt with blood on it, building a small grave with his hands. There's another grave on the foreground, surrounded by plushies.
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ZoeSoft @zoesoft.bsky.social · 27/12/2025
this post has been approved by real Zeon patriots 👍
screenshot of Gundam 0080 War in the Pocket, showing Al, a kid, surrounded by his classmates in a classroom. He's saying "The Zeon are cooler! Zakus are really powerful and GMs suck!"
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ZoeSoft @zoesoft.bsky.social · 27/12/2025
Watching Gundam 0080 War in the Pocket, and it is so funny how the main Gundam anime the pilots are all professionals and strict, but in stuff like 08th MS Team and War in the Pocket the pilots are smoking and drinking in the mobile suits, in the middle of a sortie.
screenshot from episode 1 of Gundam 0080 War in the Pocket, where the leader of Team Cyclops, an older man, is in the cockpit of the mobile suit, piloting it with one hand, while with the other he's pulling a cigarette from its box. He's saying "We're 15 minutes behind schedule. All units, increase speed to 30."screenshot from episode 1 of Gundam 0080 War in the Pocket, showing Misha Kaminsky, a burly man wearing armor and a beanie, inside the cockpit of his mobile suit, one hand piloting the mobile suit, while he drinks from a flask with the other hand. The subtitles show the leader of Team Cyclops saying "Misha, you can warm up, but don't go nuts with the booze."
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ZoeSoft @zoesoft.bsky.social · 26/12/2025
he was not, in fact, the Second Coming of Char 😖] And it's both so funny and so sad that there's a scene explicitly saying how Amuro, Char, and Lalah are NOT coming back in any shape or form. As if Bandai is saying "sorry fans, you are not getting more of these characters, move on"
screenshot of the 7th episode of the Gundam Unicorn OVA, showing Full Frontal, with the spirits of Lalah Sune and Char Aznable on each side of his,their hands on Full Frontal's shoulders. Char Aznable is saying "I suppose it's time."screenshot of the 7th episode of the Gundam Unicorn OVA, showing the spirits of Lalah Sune, Amuro Ray, and Char Aznable flying away together, each one of them a different color, with Lalah being blue. Char is saying "Let's leave the rest to them."
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ZoeSoft @zoesoft.bsky.social · 24/12/2025
I love Angelo's style here. Dominate the entire battlefield with funnels, and after his work is done, he bows and slides to make space for Full Frontal's Sinanju.
screenshot of 5th Gundam Unicorn OVA, with Angelo's Rozen Zulu mobile suit in the middle of space, making a bow with its legs together, as it slides to the side, while facing the off-screen Full Frontal in his Sinanju.
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ZoeSoft @zoesoft.bsky.social · 24/12/2025
ANOTHER Axis Shock?? Beyond The Time 2! Now sadly without mommy issues or homoeroticism
screenshot from the 5th Gundam Unicorn OVA, showing the evil lady from the Vist Foundation saying "We're looking at another Axis Shock, is that it?"
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ZoeSoft @zoesoft.bsky.social · 18/12/2025
Full Frontal has the scar!! Char's forehead scar!! He really is the Second Coming of Char!! 😍 (yes I'm watching Gundam Unicorn now)
screenshot from the second episode of Gundam Unicorn OVA, showing Full Frontal, a man who looks just like Char except that his hair is longer, taking his mask off and holding it with his hands, showing he has the same forehead scar as Char. In the subtitles Full Frontal is saying "I only wear it because it's my style".
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ZoeSoft @zoesoft.bsky.social · 15/12/2025
CHAAAAR!!!! Is Char ok?? Is he alive??? I so feel for him!! Everyone is looking for him as a power figure, but all he wants is someone to tell HIM what to do and to call mommy and hug 🥺 He's just like me fr fr!! (well except for how people see me)
screenshot from Gundam: Char's Counterattack, of the scene where Char is in his pod, the red heat from entering the atmosphere tinting the inside of the pod red. Char is sweating and in emotional distress, as he tells Amuro "Lalah Sune was a woman who may have become a mother to me."
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ZoeSoft @zoesoft.bsky.social · 09/11/2025
Fun times at Basement with Grey tonight! <3
Selfie of me and Grey in a bathroom stall at Basement. Timestamp at the bottom right says "November 9, 2025, 4:40 AM" Selfie of me and Grey in a bathroom stall at BasementSelfie of me and Grey in a bathroom stall at BasementSelfie of me and Grey at a bus station near Basement. Timestamp on the bottom right says "November 9, 2025, 5:47 AM"
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ZoeSoft @zoesoft.bsky.social · 06/11/2025
Last night I went to Nowadays for the Zohran watch party, and the line was so long I got in when he already won. At least I was able to catch the victory speech, the whole place was PACKED. And the speech was really good? And smart? Like, some of the stuff flew over my head, I need to read more
Picture of a large crowd in the outdoor area of Nowadays (the club) at night. Everyone is watching the large projector screen, showing Zohran Mamdani's victory speech. Timestamp on the bottom right says "Nov 4, 2025, 11:19 PM"
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ZoeSoft @zoesoft.bsky.social · 01/11/2025
Basement rave ended, waiting for the bus
Selfie of me
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ZoeSoft @zoesoft.bsky.social · 25/10/2025
They added a hip thrust machine to my local gym, and it's the most "The Contraption" machine I've ever seen in a gym. I literally had to buckle myself into the machine! And the weight I've been doing for a while before the machine, 35lbs? That's the 2nd LOWEST weight. So I pushed myself to 50 lbs 😤
Photo of a hip thrust exercise machine in a gym. It says "BOOTY BUILDER" in large letters, and has a platform to put your feet on, a platform to lay your back at, and a weird squishy belt you have to strap around yourself to use the machine. Timestamp on the bottom right says October 22, 2025, 10:27 PM
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ZoeSoft @zoesoft.bsky.social · 17/10/2025
Oh right, last night my friend Zero taught me how to roll a joint! It's not a very good joint, and the paper didn't stick very well to the filter, so you had to pinch it to close the gap. But you can smoke it! And we did!!
Photo of the first joint I made. I'm holding it on my left hand. It's not a very good joint. It's a bit small, and the paper didn't stick very well to the filter, but me and my friend Zero smoked it, so it worked!
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ZoeSoft @zoesoft.bsky.social · 16/10/2025
You ever wake up, look in the mirror, and remember "oh right, I had a bunch of fun yesterday" The more bruises I have, and the more painful they are to the touch, the more fun I had.
Selfie of my right shoulder, where you can see a large, dark red bruise. Timestamp on the bottom right says Oct 16, 2025, 10:52 AM
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ZoeSoft @zoesoft.bsky.social · 13/10/2025
OK, so in bad news, the bandages I tried out to not get my palm skin torn didn't work out. But in good news, my local gym is adding a hip thrust machine?? Gosh that will make things easier. Doing stuff in a machine is way easier than with just dumbells. Harder to mess up the form, you know?
Photo of my left hand, with some bandages wrapped around where the palm meets the fingers.
You can see a bit of the skin hurt underneath the bandages, where it's slightly red.
Timestamp on the bottom right says "October 12, 2025, 5:29 PM"
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ZoeSoft @zoesoft.bsky.social · 08/10/2025
This is how my right arm looked last weekend. You can tell I like going to raves and punk shows =p
Photo of my right wrist. I have, in order going up the arm:
-green paper wristband that says "SUNDAY" in bold white letters.
-kandi bracelet of varying shares of pink and white
-kandi bracelet with lesbian flag beads. It also has "DOG❤️DYKE" written in white and black beads.
-red paper wristband, with "baby's" written in black cursive, and "21+" written in black bold font
-green paper bracelet with "PURGATORY" written in Halloween-esque black font, along an emoji of a devil's face.
The timestamp on the bottom right of the photo says "Oct 4, 2025, 12:24 AM"
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ZoeSoft @zoesoft.bsky.social · 26/09/2025
DONUT
DonutZoe eating donut
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ZoeSoft @zoesoft.bsky.social · 25/09/2025
This is natto. One of the most foul, stinkiest, bad testing things I've ever tried. When I bought it I was like "oh, maybe it can make my rice not be so bland! And it's healthy!" Don't fall for that trap. It's inedible. This has been a PSA.
Photo of the freezer section of my fridge, showing some small boxes of natto. You can also see some ice cream containers on the background.
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ZoeSoft @zoesoft.bsky.social · 21/09/2025
Going to the gym Sunday morning was actually a really good idea? Like yes I just came back from a rave and haven't slept in 24 hours, but I feel fine and I need to clock at least twice to the gym for it to count! And like, going to the gym high kinda rocks??
Selfie of me drinking from a bottle of water. 
Timestamp says Sep 21, 2025, 11:43 AM
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ZoeSoft @zoesoft.bsky.social · 19/09/2025
🥺 Maybe I should give Gundam Iron Blooded Orphans a try...
Screenshot of the game SD Gundam G Generations Eternal, on the Iron Blooded Orphans Gekko story. It shows Liarina Morugaton saying "it's a master's job to feed her lapdog".
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