zoë lotus @zoelotus.net · 28/09/2026I keep getting paid in Pokemon cards for favors so of course I'm looking at my card collection binder. I think I could become someone who collects certain artists, easy 100
zoë lotus @zoelotus.net · 21/09/2026I'm going as reverse Ratatouille for Halloween. A rat dressed as a chef with a little man under the hat 150
zoë lotus @zoelotus.net · 21/09/2026I'd be so mysterious if I could learn how to shut the fuck up 000
zoë lotus @zoelotus.net · 13/09/2026I love my friends very much, I'm going to see them tonight after not seeing them for a long time, but I'm gonna be so pissed if they try to teach me a new board game 090
zoë lotus @zoelotus.net · 11/09/2026Alright I held a mantis a couple days ago and that was pretty cool 000
zoë lotus @zoelotus.net · 10/09/2026Another man's trash is still my trash, I just put it in a binder and organize it and look at it lovingly 050
zoë lotus @zoelotus.net · 01/09/2026you can't hurt me, once i felted a sweater i had spent seven months knitting 050
zoë lotus @zoelotus.net · 31/08/2026I have come to respect bugs but that does not mean I want their little legs on me 081
zoë lotus @zoelotus.net · 31/08/2026One of the young adults I work with just went "what the fuck is PowerPoint" and you know what, good 031
zoë lotus @zoelotus.net · 27/08/2026The thing you gotta know about baseball is that they all wanna touch each other's butts 120
Reposted by zoë lotusbeck @bitingteeth.bsky.social · 27/08/2026dear god please give me ten thousand dollars 62027929
zoë lotus @zoelotus.net · 25/08/2026What a life youtu.be/zHdwGzxyOaU?...youtu.beDolly Parton Tennessee Mountain Home Official VideoYouTube video by When The Cowboy Sings: History Of Country Music 150
zoë lotus @zoelotus.net · 20/08/2026My grandmother passed recently and I was standing out on the field yesterday, watching a monarch butterfly pass over. My coworker went "what's your grandmother's sign?" and I said I'd know it when I saw it, but that was pretty dang close. 360
zoë lotus @zoelotus.net · 12/08/2026My friends gifted me a knife that says "Live màs or die trying" on it and I immediately cut myself on it. Seems like a bad omen that it has tasted blood. 040
zoë lotus @zoelotus.net · 06/08/2026I'm officially in my mid-thirties today and I feel like a used car 130
Reposted by zoë lotusparker parrella @parkparr.bsky.social · 01/08/2026secret meeting of the fairies✨ 71434574
zoë lotus @zoelotus.net · 01/08/2026I'm having a birthday party and asked everyone to dress as 90's cartoons and I'm pretty sure I'm gonna pull off a Courage the Cowardly Dog 080
zoë lotus @zoelotus.net · 31/07/2026Thinking about the time I came this 🤏 close to taking in someone's iguana. I hope me and Ziggy are doing well in that alternate universe 020
zoë lotus @zoelotus.net · 26/07/2026I made a crochet Kirby case for my tamagochi and I feel very powerful 🧶 35713
zoë lotus @zoelotus.net · 24/07/2026New Rico Nasty makes me wanna get in a fight and then kiss someone 010
Reposted by zoë lotusRosemary Mosco @rosemarymosco.com · 20/07/2026A woodcarver named Becky W (vortenjou.bsky.social, rosehip.wordpress.com) made a sculpture of my nuthatch comic, showing a white-breasted nuthatch sitting on real nuts and hatching one of them. I'm so happy 211600404
zoë lotus @zoelotus.net · 21/07/2026Watching my niece and nephew fight about who gets to eat with the grapefruit spoon. 030
zoë lotus @zoelotus.net · 14/07/2026I dug this thing out, replaced the battery and now I am throwing my phone away, it's all I need 1130
zoë lotus @zoelotus.net · 14/07/2026If I start knitting this big warm cardigan now, I'll probably finish it in time for when it's cold 🧠 010
zoë lotus @zoelotus.net · 12/07/2026my good dude slept in and i just laid next to him waiting to tell him the news like 0120
zoë lotus @zoelotus.net · 12/07/2026waaah year one of my little garden is such a success 🌞 it's amazing what actual full sun does for plants 170
zoë lotus @zoelotus.net · 08/07/2026Do it scared so that you have a new opportunity to embarrass yourself every day!! Waiting for this to make me stronger!!! 190
