Zoe Drayson @zoedrayson.bsky.social · 25/09/2026I get it. This was from the day after I submitted my dissertation. 110
Zoe Drayson @zoedrayson.bsky.social · 25/09/2026Yesterday was my first day back teaching after sabbatical and it destroyed me 2180
Zoe Drayson @zoedrayson.bsky.social · 21/09/2026Found this paper yesterday and can’t figure out if it’s serious or a parody but it’s absolutely brilliant either way 2365
Zoe Drayson @zoedrayson.bsky.social · 10/09/2026Today in fluid dynamics: the chips are the other side of the pool from the salsa. (No, the teaching quarter hasn’t started at Davis. Yes, it’s 100F.) 060
Zoe Drayson @zoedrayson.bsky.social · 09/09/2026In defense of 2015 me, I think I wasn't allowed to add footnotes to a Mind book review so this ended up as a parenthetical in the main text too. 010
Zoe Drayson @zoedrayson.bsky.social · 09/09/2026I could have sworn I put this in a footnote but nope, 2010 me apparently opted for a parenthetical in the main text. Cringe. 161
Zoe Drayson @zoedrayson.bsky.social · 01/09/2026I had cider and hotdogs and a Lifehouse cover. I was in heaven. 120
Zoe Drayson @zoedrayson.bsky.social · 21/08/2026Happy six-year anniversary of that time MC Hammer shared @chazfirestone.bsky.social's paper 1372
Zoe Drayson @zoedrayson.bsky.social · 05/08/2026A Drayson family member's contribution to the topic of the day 1100
Zoe Drayson @zoedrayson.bsky.social · 02/08/2026Apparently I'm not allowed to wave at the bears WTF 110
Zoe Drayson @zoedrayson.bsky.social · 27/07/2026Chuck Norris is so powerful he can advertise National Chicken Finger Day ™️ from beyond the grave 141
Zoe Drayson @zoedrayson.bsky.social · 19/07/2026There are only 39 cinemas in the entire world which are equipped with true 70mm IMAX film projection and one of them is a ten minute bike ride from my house. 080
Zoe Drayson @zoedrayson.bsky.social · 08/06/2026That time I took my bike in for repairs and found a philosophical reflection on the essence of bicyclehood. 180
Zoe Drayson @zoedrayson.bsky.social · 15/05/2026I love sleeping but sometimes it means missing out on bear fun 🐻 0180
Zoe Drayson @zoedrayson.bsky.social · 03/05/2026I should just drink the hemlock now, right? 🤦🏻♀️ 031
Zoe Drayson @zoedrayson.bsky.social · 22/02/2026No cheating, your last saved picture of a celebrity is your therapist (Hell yeah it’s hot young Chomsky) 140
Zoe Drayson @zoedrayson.bsky.social · 07/02/2026Because it turns out that Epstein funded it in 2017. 080
Zoe Drayson @zoedrayson.bsky.social · 29/12/2025Philosophy job candidates: may you never have to go from the APA to the ER 🤣 2391
Zoe Drayson @zoedrayson.bsky.social · 08/10/2025I asked AI about Saul Kripke's take on the "would you still love me if I was a worm?" thing 140
Zoe Drayson @zoedrayson.bsky.social · 06/10/2025I read this as Pigeon Street Detectives and thought you meant these guys 010
Zoe Drayson @zoedrayson.bsky.social · 23/09/2025Ah yes, the medieval puzzle of Socrates' fingernail... 052
Zoe Drayson @zoedrayson.bsky.social · 22/09/2025"a dentist's duty to a "real" tooth might be viewed differently than a duty to a "perceived" tooth" 🦷 💭 31299
Zoe Drayson @zoedrayson.bsky.social · 22/09/2025When a typo in your Google search leads to new and exciting philosophical positions 551421394
Zoe Drayson @zoedrayson.bsky.social · 15/09/2025Feel free to correct my arithmetic, but I make that only 361 possibilities 0100
Zoe Drayson @zoedrayson.bsky.social · 11/09/2025I just tried to send a colleague a Zoom link but accidently sent that Hello Kitty Roblox video instead. So professional. 291
Zoe Drayson @zoedrayson.bsky.social · 09/09/2025Thanks to The Hunting Wives, my new response to anyone mentioning Ockham’s razor is to say “Who’s the fuck what now?” in a southern drawl 080
Zoe Drayson @zoedrayson.bsky.social · 09/09/2025Still my finest moment: I got a reference to Meat Loaf's autobiography into Mind. 3220
Zoe Drayson @zoedrayson.bsky.social · 26/08/2025Some of y’all are like “ugh, first day back teaching” and I’m just here stalking the Weinermobile #sabbatical 060
Zoe Drayson @zoedrayson.bsky.social · 22/08/2025This is what philosophy professors on sabbatical do 1551
Zoe Drayson @zoedrayson.bsky.social · 19/08/2025I wouldn’t tell anyone if I were in charge of fundraising for my local soccer team’s new stadium but there would be signs 040
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