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@zku.fi
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20-something retired FFXIV raider, spending way too much time on mahjong and fansubbing. 🇫🇮🇬🇧 if you want to see me posting even less: @petzkuh@treehouse.systems oh yeah also i might post/RT NSFW. minors etc beware

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petzku @zku.fi · 25/09/2026
true, however,
the gundam "wow cool robot" meme but the robot is replaced by Gekkomon, trying to say "AI is bad" but the person only says "wow!! cool lizard!!!"
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petzku @zku.fi · 11/09/2026
some of y'all
Warning label of a person holding a dog on a leash. Text in both Finnish and English:

VAARA
Pidä koirasi lyhyessä hihnassa

WARNING
Keep your dog on a short leash
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petzku @zku.fi · 13/07/2026
second only to
Maslow's hierarchy of needs pyramid, all in one color, with the text reading:

dick from a girl who's actively trying to kill me with all sorts of convoluted traps and mechanisms that always backfire on her and leave her covered in soot and smoke like a cartoon

"dick" has been obviously edited in.
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petzku @zku.fi · 16/06/2026
...damn, this was in 2016?
CommitStrip comic: "A very comprehensive and precise spec".
Four panels. Person in black collared shirt (A) talks to another person (B) typing on a laptop.

A: "Some day we won't even need coders any more. We'll be able to just write the specification and the program will write itself"
B: [tired expression]

B: "Oh wow, you're right! We'll be able to write a comprehensive and precise spec and bam, we won't need programmers any more!"
A: "Exactly!" [sips coffee confidently]

B: "And do you know the industry term for a project specification that is comprehensive and precise enough to generate a program?"
A: [confused expression] "Uh... no..."

B: [points at laptop] "Code"
B: "It's called code"
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petzku @zku.fi · 27/05/2026
the forbidden magicks
Euno Scrya from Magical Girl Lyrical Nanoha authorizes Nanoha as a user of Raising Heart, using the ancient incantation:

yuuno@raising-heart:~$ sudo useradd -G wheel nanoha
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petzku @zku.fi · 23/05/2026
Bonus: Even when Jolaine practices academic arts, she likes wearing long coats. However, she drops the eyepatch in favor of spectacles: She has impaired vision in her right eye. In melee combat she chooses to block it out and relies on her one good eye, but prefers using both eyes whenever possible.
Jolaine stands inside the Azem summoning ring, facing off-screen. She is wearing a pair of glasses and a long, dirty-brownish-grey furry overcoat with a black jacket underneath (Rebel Coat).
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petzku @zku.fi · 23/05/2026
Technically not her *current* outfit, though, as she went back to her tried-and-true long coats when it came time to explore the unknown climes of the Ninth. (picture from Garlemald; the outfit is the same)
Jolaine leans against a stone wall and gazes into the distance in snowy Garlemald, wearing her trusty black longcoat (Type-53 Coat of Fending) and hat with an eyepatch covering her right eye (Neo-Ishgardian Cap of Fending).
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petzku @zku.fi · 23/05/2026
Okay... found these after a fair bit of digging. Being an Elezen, Jolaine knew she would stick out like a sore thumb in the New World, and her normal attire would've been entirely too hot for the climate. She picked up new armor from local artisans, and quickly embraced the much more agile gear.
Jolaine lifts her shield (Skyruin Shield) into the sky in the Nexus Arcade in Solution 9. Her right eye is covered by a Gryphonskin Eyepatch, and she is wearing a set of light armor (Cobalt Tungsten Vest and Ovim Wool Bottoms of Fending), leaving large parts of her body uncovered.Standing in the middle of the Nexus Arcade, Jolaine looks off to the left, clearly focused on whatever she sees. Sword and shield drawn, she seems prepared for a fight.
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petzku @zku.fi · 16/05/2026
fansub nostalgia from within: god i am so fucking SICK and TIRED of people abusing the ASS format in ways it was never meant to be— oh right
Partial git commit message, reading:

"This commit allows to enter ASS-Files larger than 50MiB.
A program should not assume sane users."
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petzku @zku.fi · 05/05/2026
Armored Core VI Ice Worm gets railed by V.IV Rusty (he says the iconic line "I won't miss" before this)
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petzku @zku.fi · 12/04/2026
you missed one
the same grid full of Xenoblade 2 except "Best Retro Game" is Xenoblade 1
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petzku @zku.fi · 05/04/2026
i'm not sure if duwang counts as an edit as such but this is maybe my favorite panel
Koichi Hirose has an exam sheet in his hand and says “get a feeling so complicated”. The text is typeset in a tiny serif font in the very top of the speech bubble, leaving about 80% of the bubble empty.
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petzku @zku.fi · 24/03/2026
fuckin' _finally_
FGO Nagao Kagetora NP1 → NP5 upgradeFGO Nagao Kagetora Level 100
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petzku @zku.fi · 15/03/2026
Here it is; the source code for the kfx template is on github: github.com/petzku/karao... it uses github.com/The0x539/Aeg... and some other libraries (since i didn't write it particularly _intending_ reuse) but it oughta be pretty easy to make standalone too
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petzku @zku.fi · 14/03/2026
damn, even Servants struggle with unemployment these days
Fate strange Fake screenshot of Orlando talking to his Servant Caster; Kaleido-subs subtitles on the bottom, Aniplex on top.

Aniplex: like recreating a pact with an unemployed Heroic Spirit.
Kaleido: Like shackin' up with a Masterless Servant or somethin'.
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petzku @zku.fi · 12/03/2026
funnily enough some of the color pairs are _way_ harder than others. e.g. most blues near the end were hard, while oranges seemed a lot easier
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petzku @zku.fi · 12/03/2026
look these things are hard to understand sometimes
Twitter thread.

@starwars:
1. Queer characters existing isn't political. 
2. Star WARS is literally in our name 

@middlewinger78:
Please explain number 2. What's your point?

@Apple_tank:
the original star wars was an allegory of the Vietnam War

@theronster:
It absolutely was not, unless the Empire is the USA.
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petzku @zku.fi · 05/03/2026
Recette from the game Recettear exclaims "Capitalism, Ho!" in impact font
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petzku @zku.fi · 05/03/2026
like. it's the difference between seeing this sign and going "huh, i wonder what that says. i better check" vs "oh it's just saying something philosophical. who cares"
Warning sign, black-on-yellow triangle depicting something falling onto a person.

Text below the sign, Chinese in red, English in black:
(red) 小心落石
(black) Be careful of the truth
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petzku @zku.fi · 26/02/2026
Panel from "Asumi-chan is Interested in Lesbian Brothels!" with text overlaid in Impact font.
Caption: "Enough gay thoughts", "It's time for gay actions"
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petzku @zku.fi · 25/02/2026
@hakita.bsky.social WHAT THE FUCK HAVE YOU DONE (i love it, amazing)
8-1: HURTBREAK WONDERLAND
-- VIOLENT --
TIME: 44:39.096 (D)
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petzku @zku.fi · 23/02/2026
honestly even though i know about the "magic spot" it just always felt easier to me to eyeball it i wrote this summary in our strat channel (along with pictures) which is basically how i did it before knowing about it too
Discord screenshot

## Predation
- opposite garuda, cardinal at the edge, not under titan
- dodge into ifrit dash, 4th rune
(if ifrit and ultima aren't opposite garuda, you can preposition, avoiding movement)
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petzku @zku.fi · 05/02/2026
7.3 was okay, 7.4 was real nice. see y'all in 7.5 for the next free login campaign
You earn the achievement “Into the Mist”!
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petzku @zku.fi · 05/02/2026
Man outside a window, wearing a shirt that reads "sickos": Yes... Ha ha ha... YES!
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petzku @zku.fi · 04/02/2026
moooom calyx is ragebaiting again #7.3spoiler
Calyx: I invited you to destroy it. I did not say I would let you.Calyx: The ignorance is almost laughable. You do not understand that you yourselves are to blame.
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petzku @zku.fi · 04/02/2026
godDAMN shale is mad #ffxivspoilers #ffxiv7.3
Shale: It's a shame that punching an Endless does no damage. I'd love to rearrange that serene face of his...
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petzku @zku.fi · 03/02/2026
tfw CS3's loc team doesn't know english (casualties includes injured and dead both)
Unarmed Sentry: Recalibrating parameters. Injured: Eighty-seven individuals. Casualties: Nineteen individuals.
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petzku @zku.fi · 03/02/2026
tried the new Valentione's instance with @rolli.etheirys.social. this shit slaps, why are random one-off events unironically better content than most savage raids
FFLogs-style progress widget featuring an image of a large cake.
Windlight progress: 3/5
Currently progging: Moogle Cream Cake
Pulls: 1, Best: 75%
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petzku @zku.fi · 22/01/2026
If you see this, quote this post with your 4 favorite anime of all time! picking favorites has never been easy. as perhaps the only not-massively-mainstream entry on here: Vivy is personally notable to me for (i think?) being my first completed fansub project!
Fate/Zero (poster from second season)Vivy: Fluorite Eye's SongMahou Shoujo Lyrical Nanoha A'sAngel Beats!
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petzku @zku.fi · 17/01/2026
Tampereella auttamassa järjestämään vauhdittomien SM-kisaa. Tuli äkkihäly eilen että tarvitaan apukäsiä, niin ei kun vaan junalla päiväksi paikalle. Nyt täällä ollessa piti tauolla hyppiä itsekin: pituudesta tulos 2,26 m, korkeutta en vielä kerennyt. Ei pärjää itseään 10 vuotta vanhemmille...
Pirkkahallin A-salin pituushyppyalue
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petzku @zku.fi · 13/01/2026
Fate/strange fake screenshot
Dialogue: “If you're that grateful, prove it and leave me alone.”
“prove it” has been circled and linked to the PROVANT album cover
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petzku @zku.fi · 04/01/2026
mrw i see good art on bsky
Makoto Beatbreak says “Here goes!” preparing to slap his eggHand smearmore smearHand on egg with pink heart (the like icon)
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petzku @zku.fi · 04/01/2026
folks in geneva drafting up new conventions:
screenshot of Digimon Beatbreak.
“Kanada, what are you up to?”
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petzku @zku.fi · 01/01/2026
yeag
Kenshin (smiling) level 100
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petzku @zku.fi · 01/01/2026
i didn't get Kenshin in the gudaguda event, so i resigned myself to praying for the GSSR (or, most likely, rerun). 1/4 ain't great odds, but it's something. never did i expect getting NP2 off of the one pull!
FGO GSSR banner: Uesugi Kenshin, Melusine, Saber Caster (Berserker), Trung SistersGacha roll: Uesugi Kenshin11-roll results: Two copies of Kenshin, as well as Queen of Sheba and some others.Uesugi Kenshin NP upgraded to level 2
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petzku @zku.fi · 17/12/2025
Discord screenshot:
ƒ — 07:54
petz: "is char a top or a bottom"
me: "lemme check"
petz: "what the fuck do you MEAN—"
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petzku @zku.fi · 17/12/2025
mood
low detail mountaineering girls from yamsus walking a mountain trail
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petzku @zku.fi · 17/12/2025
it's pegging time
Hinata Yamsus says, in front of a tent: “Aoi, it's time to hammer in the pegs.”
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petzku @zku.fi · 14/12/2025
(tbh, figures; the way the stress works, it would be parallel to the glue join, not perpendicular) anyway we are done playing around
Sony WH-1000XM4 headphones with one side of the headrest covered in black duct tape
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petzku @zku.fi · 12/12/2025
okay, let's see how this goes. not in any particular order, but might use this order if i can't decide? honorable mention goes to @yon-koma.bsky.social with 13 Sentinels (sorry, i had the list full already)
12 for 12 challenge:
Tofi — Library of Ruina
AragornK — Trails in the Sky 1st Chapter
Haihala — Dispatch
LightArrowsEXE — Witch on the Holy Night
Arch1t3cht — The Talos Principle
ikskalibur — Nier: Automata
Rikkami — The Case of the Golden Idol
remi's juicebox — Star Wars: Knights of the Old Republic II
witchymary — Beyond Citadel
Rölli — Digimon Story: Time Stranger
kashi — Z.A.T.O. // I Love the World and Everything In It
alonesome — Last Train Home
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petzku @zku.fi · 12/12/2025
you know what? fuck it, hit me
12 for 12 Challenge: 12 Months to Play 12 Games Recommended by 12 Friends
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petzku @zku.fi · 02/12/2025
she's just like me frfr
Mai Haifuri exclaiming “I like firing, but I hate being fired at!”
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petzku @zku.fi · 01/12/2025
Person barely opening their eyes, sees the Princession main trio (in civilian clothes) standing over her. Minamo says, “She's finally awake!”
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petzku @zku.fi · 17/11/2025
why the fuck are they using planes that immediately lose to the enemy existing
Gundam IBO (stitched two frames)
Narration: An SAU reconnaissance plane crashed due to radio interference from Mobile Suit Ahab Reactors.
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petzku @zku.fi · 16/11/2025
if only there were any way to write around this
wikipedia excerpt:

In ancient Roman religion and mythology, Jupiter (Latin: Iūpiter or Iuppiter,[6] from Proto-Project Jupyter logo
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petzku @zku.fi · 29/10/2025
they're WHAT
Tsubasa Symphogear: “These things are as wild a ride as Yukine herself!”
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petzku @zku.fi · 29/10/2025
that's not a lot actually
Symphogear G: “The energy released will exceed one trillion joules!”
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petzku @zku.fi · 22/10/2025
ITS THE SCENE
chris symphogear spaghetti
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petzku @zku.fi · 21/10/2025
not remotely *good* but y'know apparently the songs' timing is also confined to dialogue timing, which is really funny (no i don't have a clip, sorry) and they only do songs sometimes; despite playing twice, OVER THE BLAZE gets subtitles only once in ep2 (on the second time, too??)
How is she Naviyu?To the land of strange!-A secret sparkle, see?

The music in my heart is unstoppable.Behold! For the Musessence in my heart.
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petzku @zku.fi · 21/10/2025
>Subs: N/A hey there are official subs coming out! uhh. on youtube, region-locked to india, behind by like an entire cour
Princess-Session Orchestra (third cours)
	it's not bad but not as exciting as I would've liked for a Team Symphogear production
	Subs: N/A
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