Zach @zjs.bsky.social · 07/10/2026I love it when hinge has to take a minute to be like hmmm who else… 000
Zach @zjs.bsky.social · 03/10/2026I bet every HR manager on hinge has a photo of them with those painted wings on a wall behind them 010
Zach @zjs.bsky.social · 01/10/2026Ok what’s the thing called when I think or write something that is definitely AI coded and then I feel bad about that but it’s what I needed to write 001
Zach @zjs.bsky.social · 28/09/2026Ok the dj at the gym can quiet down a bit I’m listening to a podcast 030
Zach @zjs.bsky.social · 25/09/2026Ugh never meet your heros* *see guys you think look so big and beefy on grindr in person 020
Zach @zjs.bsky.social · 22/09/2026I don’t know where he is running or what for but I want the bdsm photos guy to win 011
Zach @zjs.bsky.social · 19/09/2026I’ve made my mom so deeply worried about me through my Instagram stories 030
Zach @zjs.bsky.social · 18/09/2026A text I constantly want to send “hey fuck you if you aren’t into me that’s fine but stop posting constantly or block me” what is wrong with people 040
Zach @zjs.bsky.social · 17/09/2026Usually, when a friend starts talking about someone they don’t want to hang around anymore, the right question to ask is “is this because you want to have sex with them and they don’t want to have sex with you?” 010
Zach @zjs.bsky.social · 16/09/2026I have a humiliation kink so I sit in the window at the Dallas BBQ and let the hot guys who live in London Terrace see me eating a pulled pork sandwich on their way out of the subway 030
Zach @zjs.bsky.social · 15/09/2026Ok I’ve done three leg days (spread out over 4 weeks) where are my results? 160
Zach @zjs.bsky.social · 12/09/2026I’m being so brave (I’m in an awkward hair stage and meeting a man) 150
Zach @zjs.bsky.social · 04/09/2026Once again tricked by a Paul Smith ad for women’s whimsical witch clothing 010
Zach @zjs.bsky.social · 04/09/2026A Love Island SNL skit where the host can’t believe how horny the contestants are 010
Zach @zjs.bsky.social · 30/08/2026Now that I know someone in my apartment building has a glory hole set up, everything has changed 160
Zach @zjs.bsky.social · 29/08/2026I love that every single year the day I get home from ptown I RUN to the gym and do leg day 050
