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@zjofierose.bsky.social
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she/her, multifandom, plenty old enough to know better. one of those weirdo religious folk. queer as in fuck you. 🏳️‍🌈🩷💜💙 ⊙⊝⊜ @zjofierose

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zjo @zjofierose.bsky.social · 5h
saw labyrinth when i was about 5, and jareth at the center of it freaked me the fuck out.
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Space Fruit Press @spacefruitpress.com · 10h
Ask us for book recs!
the world on fire: the world right now
will ferrell yelling: wanna hear about this great book I'm reading?
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zjo @zjofierose.bsky.social · 14h
i want to make art card freebies of some of the works in the rm x sfmoma exhibit to hand out the next time i go, i think that would be really fun. maybe the art on the front and then the text from the exhibit on the back?
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zjo @zjofierose.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
noooooooo don’t go back to the bad place don’t do it boys resist….
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Ash⁷ @arajellybean.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Also a lot of other common mental health meds too!!
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zjo @zjofierose.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
back on my bullshit 🍎morning meeting 🍎groceries 🍎costco 🍎text friend 🍎gas 🍏clean pantry 🍏groceries away 🍏sort laundry 🍏deal with bill 🍏screen door 🍏tracker catch up 🍏jrnl catch up 🍏bug art group 🍏sept rev 🍏oct monthlies 🍏email P&E 🍏cards to C&P
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#ficwip @ficwip.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
All Ships Week 2026 prompts: now in graphic form! 🚢 October 19-25 🚢 Open to all ships & your OCs 🚢 Tag your fills #allshipsweek 🛟 complete info & FAQs tinyurl.com/allshipsweek
All Ships Week 2026: The Prompts

Monday
Random object is a time travel device
On an actual ship/boat
Body swap / Swap their backstories
“Don’t call me that.”

Tuesday
Mundane situation / No-stakes activity / Beach episode
Outsider POV
Heavily injured / In sickness and in health
“I think that’s mine.”

Wednesday
Strong difference of opinion over something in the kitchen
5+1 format
Misheard song lyrics
“That can’t be right.”

Thursday
The new TV was delivered, but that’s not our door in the confirmation picture
Genre shift
Sync your heart(s)
“Feel what?”

Friday
Stuck in a horror/thriller situation but make good choices
Cryptids
Met at a work conference
“Oh, sorry, I'm allergic.”

Saturday
A garden party
Codependency / Toxic relationships
Shipwreck / Something breaks
“You.”

Sunday
Free day! Anything goes
Bonus: Your OTP vs. a chirping smoke detector
Bonus: Crack cameo (eg. The Goose from Untitled Goose Game; Amaury Guichon appears and something is actually made of chocolate)
Bonus: Your favorite gets to sleep in
Extra bonus from our discord: your OTP is a scammer and the scammer's target, who is actually scamming them back

rules & info at tinyurl.com/allshipsweek. hosted by ficwip
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zjo @zjofierose.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
ok, i have to get dressed and go run some errands here in a sec, so i will come back to this with pics and more thoughts later, but: RM + SFMOMA - a really great show - well-organized, well-curated, staff are doing a good job with the guests - VERY busy; if you can come on a weekday, do that
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zjo @zjofierose.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
someone remind me and i will talk about SFMOMA tomorrow, right now i need to shower and crash lol
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zjo @zjofierose.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
VALKS WON also every time the announcer was like, “i need y’all to get loud!!” i kept seeing yoongi in my mind shaking his head disapprovingly, and in related news, i may have no voice tomorrow
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zjo @zjofierose.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
love this!! great job, kqed
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SugaKooky ⁷ ㉧㉣㉣ @sugakooky.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
This is a really good article. Please give it some love if you are so inclined. 💜
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zjo @zjofierose.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
vaaaaaaalllllllkkkkyyyrrriiiieeessssss VVVAAAAALLLLLKKKKYYYRRRIIIIEEEEESSSSSS 💜🖤💜🖤💜🖤💜🖤💜🖤
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zjo @zjofierose.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
OH in the sfmoma merch line: they’re hoping to have the online merch restocked by november.
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zjo @zjofierose.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
welp. i think i need to be a human and make some art. #sfmoma
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zjo @zjofierose.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
fever/aces is one of those games where i am rooting for one specific player i like to have a good game, and otherwise i am rooting for both teams to go to multiple overtimes and completely exhaust each other 😂 i don’t like either team, and if my team advances, we’ll have to play the winner, so.
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zjo @zjofierose.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
my stomach has been making noises like balrogs are moving in the deep all day, and i have absolutely no idea why.
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zjo @zjofierose.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
gdi, i was all set to check out with the online merch because i did not want to deal with the in-person line, and they have suspended pre-orders 😭 i want to return this week
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zjo @zjofierose.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
11/10 book rec, esp for those of us in the bay area: ostensibly about sharks around the Farallons, but also just about the Farallons themselves, which are *fascinating*! only a third of the way in, but absolutely loving it. not short, but relatively easy read. app.thestorygraph.com/books/54f76c...
app.thestorygraph.com
The Devil's Teeth: A True Story of Obsession and Survival Among America's Great White Sharks by Susan Casey
Journalist Susan Casey joins a strange band of surfer-scientists on a remote island off the Calif...
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zjo @zjofierose.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
ok, i am way crankier the last couple days than is warranted. well. ok, that may not be true, let's not handwave some of this bullshit. but! life goes on regardless and i need to eat some food and read my book and then get some shit done, so. a list.
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zjo @zjofierose.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
as usual, AI is full of shit and should not be trusted for anything
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zjo @zjofierose.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
an image of elrond the elf with his eyes closed and his head slightly bowed, holding his forehead in his fingers as though contemplating something deeply and profoundly annoying, with the caption "{sighs internally} {sighs externally} {sighs eternally}"
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zjo @zjofierose.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
oh son of a bitch 😑 #sportstweet
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zjo @zjofierose.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
this sports game is not going how i want it to go, and if my team loses, it's gonna fuuuuuuuuck my friday plans 😅🫠😭
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zjo @zjofierose.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
i check like three and a half of these, so i guess hmu depending depending on your party needs?
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zjo @zjofierose.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
imma need everyone who has any kind of state-sponsored/single-payer health care to just take a moment and be grateful for it, no matter how much of a pain in the ass it sometimes is, because lemme tell you the american system? yeah, it sucks big hairy sweaty lint-covered balls.
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Space Fruit Press @spacefruitpress.com · 30/09/2026
Immediately putting on 78 cardigans while petting 300 cats and drinking 896 cups of tea at once.
me on sept 30th: reading a book
me on oct 1st: reading a book, spookily (and cosily)
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zjo @zjofierose.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
oh good, the dishwasher doesn’t work and my job has decided to fuck our benefits.
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zjo @zjofierose.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
re: the various 🤡 i’ve seen about a new “solo era,” it would certainly make sense if some/many of them drop some new solo content either during the end of this tour or shortly after, but i kinda think they’re gonna try to do more of a blended thing going forward? instead of putting bts “on hold”
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zjo @zjofierose.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
are we getting new bcd cards tomorrow? do we know?
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zjo @zjofierose.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
i had saved my LA freebies to go through during some long and demoralizing work meeting, which i just did, but i accidentally played myself, cause now i'm just sad, lulz
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zjo @zjofierose.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
just blocked my first person on the bcd app. i find people's lists of rules silly, but i don't block over that, but someone with not a word in their bio, trading 'rule' or otherwise, just rejected a trade i had requested and said "why would you send me an AM card for one of my regular cards? 😮‍💨"
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zjo @zjofierose.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
ugh so frustrating to read a fic that is p r e t t y obviously AI, at least in substantial part, and then see alllllll the fawning comments and alllll the bookmarks 😒 (yes i know you can’t tell For Sure, but also, i see a lot of AI writing in my job, i know how it reads.)
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zjo @zjofierose.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
mr. zjo: “i was talking to my discord about our plumbing issues, and one of them was like, just marry a plumber! i said i was already married, but i’d talk to my wife about opening it up.” me: “between the two of us, can we fuck someone good enough to replumb the whole house? what about rewiring?”
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zjo @zjofierose.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
💸💸💸::coughs in plumbing bills::💸💸💸
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zjo @zjofierose.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
have been playing phone tag with a contractor for weeks now to get a thing scheduled, and every time i call them, i get their AI voice answering who tells me no humans are available. what the fuck is the point of your business hours then??? 🤬🤬🤬
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zjo @zjofierose.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
ok. it was a very busy and exhausting week/end last week, and i am on my period, which always sucks the energy right out of me. so, fine, i did basically nothing yesterday, it happens. but tomorrow is about to be real busy again, so i need to at least attempt to get some things done today...
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zjo @zjofierose.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
oh i hadn't noticed the blue and grey answers have started providing context, that's nice!
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zjo @zjofierose.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
i will not fall asleep on the couch. i will get up and go take a shower and get in bed. i will. i will do it. any minute now. i’m going.
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zjo @zjofierose.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
#borahour pacific time zone loading and ready, who’s joining me?
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zjo @zjofierose.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
not three hours after i posted this, i was subjected to a girl randomly telling me how she's going to go off her depression meds cause they make her too fat, she used to be 100 but now she's 145 and she can't deal. 🫠
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zjo @zjofierose.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
nothing like a whoooooole bunch of candid photos from a work event to make you feel great about how you look! /sarcasm
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zjo @zjofierose.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
*sigh* but i don't want XP?
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zjo @zjofierose.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
allez les valks!!!
a plastic cup of very purple soda with a small stuffed purple Mang plushie propped up against it and framed by a pair of feet in purple tie-dyed sneakers and dark denim jeans
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zjo @zjofierose.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
also, judging by this gaggle of extremely rich and more than a little drunk ladies on MUNI next to me, animal print and camouflage are IN for fall, as is the color green
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zjo @zjofierose.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
the folsom street fair + valkyries playoffs home game crowd on public transit both has a lot of overlap and is having a good time 😂💜
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Space Fruit Press @spacefruitpress.com · 27/09/2026
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zjo @zjofierose.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
the good news: my friend who was in the grips of a severe mental health crisis for over a year seems to finally be lucid and mostly stable and thus housed again. 🎉🎉🎉 the 😑 news: the extremely difficult unhoused woman who lived in our church backyard for a year is back. karmic trade-off? 🤔
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zjo @zjofierose.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
saturday night and i am in bed by 10, it was a hell of a week
static.klipy.com
Taehyung Getting Ready for Sleep
Alt: Taehyung Getting Ready for Sleep
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zjo @zjofierose.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
just did my full october calendar and ahhhhhhhahahahahaha
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Min Yoongi (Suga) Falling On The Ground
Alt: BTS' Yoongi falling to the ground in purple stripes and despair
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