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Weird music and even weirder shenanigans.

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Zitilites @zitilites.bsky.social · 1h
Du skal bede dit kamera om at slå noget "optimering" fra... Det er selvfølgelig et lille udsnit af et større billede du har postet, men det bærer umiskendeligt præg af udtværet AI-hallucinering.
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Zitilites @zitilites.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
Har aldrig været den store PSB fan, men det lyder sku alligevel spændende, må jeg sige 🤔
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Zitilites @zitilites.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
Nå det var der jeg havde lagt den!
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Zitilites @zitilites.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Daw
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Rhonda 🌊 @silverarticfox.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
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Zitilites @zitilites.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
De sku skamme sig
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Zitilites @zitilites.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Finished book three last night. Guess it's in for a penny, in for a pound with these... #booksky #wotskies
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Zitilites @zitilites.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Den ville klart være bedre uden det skide drop 😅
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Zitilites @zitilites.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
cheese good bread good me eat cheese eat bread me good
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Zitilites @zitilites.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
When I go to the piano man and say just funk my shit up
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Zitilites @zitilites.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
You wanna know my secret? I'm always sick. ... But I still feel guilty too 🙄
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Zitilites @zitilites.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Jeg synes ellers min erfaring er, at medlemmer af folketinget ikke kan løfte en skid.
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Zitilites @zitilites.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
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Sygourney Weaver: Nuke From Orbit
Alt: Scene from Aliens where Ripley says: "I say we take off and nuke the entire site from orbit. It's the only way to be sure."
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Zitilites @zitilites.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Slots 🙄
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Zitilites @zitilites.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Currently watching Clear and Present Danger (1994). Hot damn, they really used to know how to make 'em, huh?
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Dorte Hummelshøj @dortehummelshoj.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Fleksjob inden for administration på friskole i Aarhus - er det dig, eller en du kender?
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Zitilites @zitilites.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Awesome 💜
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Zitilites @zitilites.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Just watched Showgirls (1995). One of those movies that I've heard mentioned a bunch, but without really registering what kind of movie it is, or how good. When I came across it on sale an saw it was directed by Paul Verhoven, I had to get it. Don't know that I'll ever want to watch it again 😅
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Zitilites @zitilites.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Don't know much about that Israeli fella, but I heard he's a good-fer-nuttin' yahoo.
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Zitilites @zitilites.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
I heard there's a radicalist splinter cell that snaps the spaghetti in half before boiling.
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Zitilites @zitilites.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
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Genral Mutluuu in Military Uniform
Alt: Landa is excited
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Zitilites @zitilites.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
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Blessed Are The Cheesemakers - Life Of Brian
Alt: Blessed Are The Cheesemakers - Life Of Brian
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Zitilites @zitilites.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Makes more sense than pastafarians at least.
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Zitilites @zitilites.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
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Homer Simpson: Mmm...Forbidden Donut.
Alt: Homer Simpson: Mmm...Forbidden Donut.
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Zitilites @zitilites.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Infidels!
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Zitilites @zitilites.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Just cleaned up the kitchen a bit, listening to Tito Puente (I watched Mambo Kings yesterday), hubby is cooking and we're waiting for the rascals to show up 💜
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Zitilites @zitilites.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Damn. But just as well. As much as I love cheese, that is a *bit* far to go for shopping.
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Zitilites @zitilites.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
No thanks, I'd rather have some cheese.
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Zitilites @zitilites.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
You are right to be afraid. The wurst is yet to come.
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Zitilites @zitilites.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
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Batman Mad (Assault On Arkham)
Alt: Batman saying "Tell me where it is"
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Zitilites @zitilites.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
And cheese be with you 🙂‍↕️
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Zitilites @zitilites.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
🤣
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Zitilites @zitilites.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
True dat
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Zitilites @zitilites.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
I'm not above just inhaling cheese. In fact, some might say that's what I already do.
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Zitilites @zitilites.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
See, wine as blood was the only one that made at least a little sense, you know, if you squint. I don't see how some good cheese would make less sense than what they're currently flogging.
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Zitilites @zitilites.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
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Man Cutting Cheese
Alt: James May puttin cheese on a cutting board and exlaiming: "Cheese".
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Zitilites @zitilites.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
I prefer a recent vintage chocolate milk, but to each his own I guess.
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Zitilites @zitilites.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
All cheeses are equal in the eyes of almighty Cheesus. Except that unmatured tasteless stuff, that is the work of the devil.
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Zitilites @zitilites.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Billion dollar idea
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Zitilites @zitilites.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
I'm atheist, BUT if they would hand out slices out mature cheese at communion instead of those flattened packing peanuts and tell me that cheese was our lord and saviour? I might be like "yeah, that tracks".
A rye bread slice with three slices of mature Danbo cheese, on a blue plate.
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Zitilites @zitilites.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
What's the comic ending? You've made me curious.
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Zitilites @zitilites.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Det var en rigtig lang vej for min mand at få sit fleksjob. Men jeg kan næsten ikke beskrive hvor stor en forskel det gør for os begge to, at han har noget at stå op til.
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Zitilites @zitilites.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
🤣🤣🤣
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Zitilites @zitilites.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Same Shit, Different Day. Too real, McDonald's! Too real.
An empty, open McDonald's burger container. Inside corners are marked S, S, D & D.
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Zitilites @zitilites.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Currently watching 48 Hours (1982). GawwDAYUM that James Horner action score! I don't know what it is about those steel drums, but it is dee-licious shit! Oof!
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Zitilites @zitilites.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Awesome 💜
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Zitilites @zitilites.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
💜💜💜
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Zitilites @zitilites.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
Ayayay!
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Zitilites @zitilites.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
That is awesome 💜
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Zitilites @zitilites.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
I sometimes make music. My health has meant that I have not managed to publish much the past couple of years. This one is probably my best piece so far, and I'm quite proud of it. A spacey prog-synthwave journey that I hope one day can be part of a larger narrative. distrokid.com/hyperfollow/...
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Echoes of the Bifrost by Zitilites
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