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Weird music and even weirder shenanigans.

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Zitilites @zitilites.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
cheese good bread good me eat cheese eat bread me good
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Zitilites @zitilites.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
When I go to the piano man and say just funk my shit up
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Zitilites @zitilites.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Currently watching Clear and Present Danger (1994). Hot damn, they really used to know how to make 'em, huh?
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Dorte Hummelshøj @dortehummelshoj.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Fleksjob inden for administration på friskole i Aarhus - er det dig, eller en du kender?
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Zitilites @zitilites.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Awesome 💜
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Zitilites @zitilites.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Just watched Showgirls (1995). One of those movies that I've heard mentioned a bunch, but without really registering what kind of movie it is, or how good. When I came across it on sale an saw it was directed by Paul Verhoven, I had to get it. Don't know that I'll ever want to watch it again 😅
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Zitilites @zitilites.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Don't know much about that Israeli fella, but I heard he's a good-fer-nuttin' yahoo.
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Zitilites @zitilites.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Just cleaned up the kitchen a bit, listening to Tito Puente (I watched Mambo Kings yesterday), hubby is cooking and we're waiting for the rascals to show up 💜
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Zitilites @zitilites.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
I'm atheist, BUT if they would hand out slices out mature cheese at communion instead of those flattened packing peanuts and tell me that cheese was our lord and saviour? I might be like "yeah, that tracks".
A rye bread slice with three slices of mature Danbo cheese, on a blue plate.
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Zitilites @zitilites.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
🤣🤣🤣
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Zitilites @zitilites.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Same Shit, Different Day. Too real, McDonald's! Too real.
An empty, open McDonald's burger container. Inside corners are marked S, S, D & D.
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Zitilites @zitilites.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Currently watching 48 Hours (1982). GawwDAYUM that James Horner action score! I don't know what it is about those steel drums, but it is dee-licious shit! Oof!
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Zitilites @zitilites.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Awesome 💜
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Zitilites @zitilites.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
💜💜💜
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Zitilites @zitilites.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
*does physical labour* *cools off for half an hour* *showers* ... *still sweats for an hour after putting on clothes* 🙄🙄🙄
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Zitilites @zitilites.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
Currently watching Patch Adams (1998). Great story and, you know, it's Robin Williams 💜💜💜 But... The music is just so sickly sweet it makes me want to puke 😅😝
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Midnight Hi-Fi @midnighthifi.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
Streaming?... Where we're going, we don't need streaming... 🛣️ Own your music today 🎼 40% off for Bandcamp Friday 💰 midnighthifi.bandcamp.com #Synthwave #80s #Nostalgia #BandcampFriday
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Zitilites @zitilites.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
Go get Sferro'd, y'all!
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Zitilites @zitilites.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
So about that whole "opening titles spoil who the killer is"... They didn't. I thought I was being clever, but I was, in fact, being an idiot.
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Zitilites @zitilites.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
Currently watching D-Tox (2002). It's kind of a spiritual successor to The Thing (1982), except the monster is a human. Oh, and the opening titles spoil who the killer is 😅
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Zitilites @zitilites.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
Despite many, many recommendations from my bookshop-trained brother in law, I have never read this... Pray for me.
Box 1, containing the first three volumes of The Wheel of Time by Robert Jordan.
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Zitilites @zitilites.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
Fare thee well 💜
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Dolly Parton Wink
Alt: Dolly Parton Wink
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Zitilites @zitilites.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
Software development is the art of balancing your cognitive dissonances.
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Zitilites @zitilites.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
fucking around might find out later idk
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Zitilites @zitilites.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
Don't believe your shenanigans are safe here on bsky. I regularly screenshot posts to send to my family. They too shall feel the cringe.
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Zitilites @zitilites.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
This fucking needy bitch. Yeah, I see you blinking at me. I'll change your filter when I damn well please. I will not be a slave to a god damned electrified hole in the wall!
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Smooth Dunk @smoothdunk2.bsky.social · 05/08/2026
4 panel comic

Panel 1:
A post from “kavishj9611” that reads: 

“All the people who are anti-Al or want to slow Al progress, I have one question:
If Al disappeared tomorrow, could you still get through an entire workday without ChatGPT, Claude, or any other
Al tool?
Imagine Al was suddenly banned.
Would you actually be willing to give it up?”

Panel 2:
And Orange Guy and a Pink Guy are standing in a room that has two pipes in it. Both pipes are pumping raw sewage into the room. The characters are waist deep in it.
Orange Guy says smugly “Ok Mr “I don’t want to be in a room that’s filling up with raw sewage” let me ask you this”

Panel 3:
The sewage has reached their chests. Pink Guy is gagging. Orange Guy smugly continues “If all this sewage disappeared right now, could you get through the day without it?”

Panel 4:
The sewage is almost up to their eyeballs. Orange Guys says “Look at that shit floating past your face. Are you willing to give that up?”
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Zitilites @zitilites.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
She. Made. Apple. Crumble. ... APPLE CRUMBLE!!! 🤤😭🤯
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Debbie Chavez Vinette @debbiecvinette.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
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Zitilites @zitilites.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
Taking a Tour de In laws today. MIL served us lunch, homemade rhubarb ice cream and homemade "apple cake" (traditional apple porridge with macarons and whipped cream). Next we're having coffee at the BIL. His wife is big on cakes... SEND HELP! 😅🤤🥴
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Zitilites @zitilites.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
Please, just let me live there 💜
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Zitilites @zitilites.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
Having a Big Oof day
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Zitilites @zitilites.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
Being an adult is complete bullshit. I am supposed to be in charge of both 100-moneys and 100k-moneys. But readily spending 100k-moneys does *not* mean I can't also struggle to manage my 100-moneys. They are two completely separate economies, even though it all comes from the same source.
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Zitilites @zitilites.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
A disastrous day follows a disastrous night. This requires a disaster movie... Currently watching The Day After Tomorrow.
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Midnight Hi-Fi @midnighthifi.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
🎶 NOW AVAILABLE 🎶 💫 𝑴 𝑬 𝑺 𝑴 𝑬 𝑹 𝑰 𝑺 𝑬 💫 linktr.ee/midnighthifi Big thanks to Droid Bishop as the track wouldn't be what it is without his Casio Corner Producer Contest. It's funny what can spark an idea for a track. It was an absolute pleasure to take part! 🎹 #Synthwave #Chillwave #Gaming #80s
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Zitilites @zitilites.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
podcasts are just mp3s with ads, man
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Robin @nonamenosocks.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
bricks 🧱 #pixelart #ドット絵
a brick house drawn in pixel art at sunset
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Zitilites @zitilites.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
Me, showing people around our house: "This is the box where we grow mold on bread. This is the box where we grow mold on vegetables, cold cuts, jars of condiments, what have you. This is the box where we freeze food forever and never take it out again. These are the cupboards..."
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Astrid (yeehaw) 🤠🌈 ✨ @ansitru.bsky.social · 18/08/2026
I'm so serious when I say this: schools should cover at least the very basics about copyright and intellectual property.
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Alpha Chrome Yayo @alphachromeyayo.com · 17/08/2026
chill work in progress, kinda Hiroshi Yoshimura, Takashi Kokubo type vibes 🎶🍃 with some birdo sounds my mum recorded and sent to me, 'cos she thought I might like 'em AND I DO 🐦
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Zitilites @zitilites.bsky.social · 15/08/2026
What... Wh.. !!!
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Man's Shocked Reaction
Alt: Man's Shocked Reaction
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Zitilites @zitilites.bsky.social · 15/08/2026
There. Are. FOUR. LIGHTS!!!
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Zitilites @zitilites.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
Just watched "The Best Little Whorehouse in Texas". I swear, the raw charisma of Burt Reynolds and Dolly Parton at the same time just spontaneously impregnated me! ...or it might just be all the sushi we had for dinner 🤔 Anywho, great movie 🤠
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Zitilites @zitilites.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
Is Billy Joel like, the american remake of Elton John? 🤔
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Dennis Detwiller @drgonzo123.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
MOVIE-COMEDY ABC Thursday, 9:30 PM. ALIEN: In space no one can hear you dream. The wacky crew of the Nostromo search for alien love, only to find out it was in one of them all along.
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Zitilites @zitilites.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
Shit. Does this mean I have to get a PlayStation now?!
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Zitilites @zitilites.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
Aww yir 💜
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Zitilites @zitilites.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
Mmmmmmm... Pixelaaated doooonuuutsss...
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Zitilites @zitilites.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
I fucking *knew* those guys were amphibious!
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Zitilites @zitilites.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
Continuing on with a modern classic.
Record player playing OGRE - Calico Brawn
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