Ziplock_Waffles 𓅭 @ziplockwaffles.bsky.social · 08/10/2026*Scratches your null scalp intimatly* You are bald. 120
Ziplock_Waffles 𓅭 @ziplockwaffles.bsky.social · 07/10/2026White boy needs his caffeinestatic.klipy.comAnton Chigurh in No Country For Old MenALT: Anton Chigurh in No Country For Old Men 000
Ziplock_Waffles 𓅭 @ziplockwaffles.bsky.social · 07/10/2026It's so hard not to go up to strangers like "White boy needs his caffeine"static.klipy.comAnton Chigurh in No Country For Old MenALT: Anton Chigurh in No Country For Old Men 000
Ziplock_Waffles 𓅭 @ziplockwaffles.bsky.social · 07/10/2026You're not trespassing a military installation, you're boldly going where no-one has been before 000
Ziplock_Waffles 𓅭 @ziplockwaffles.bsky.social · 05/10/2026Brother, this life is JUST like Biztown 010
Ziplock_Waffles 𓅭 @ziplockwaffles.bsky.social · 01/10/2026White boy had 10mg of thc last night and would feel like a god if he were home 000
Ziplock_Waffles 𓅭 @ziplockwaffles.bsky.social · 01/10/2026White boy should cool it with the coffees i thjnk 000
Reposted by Ziplock_Waffles 𓅭HunterKiller @holybible.bsky.social · 01/10/2026I need to be tied to the train tracks naked & face down while my kidnappers gang fuck my ass viciously until the last guy cums inside me & pulls out moments before the train runs me over 2191
Ziplock_Waffles 𓅭 @ziplockwaffles.bsky.social · 30/09/2026E.T foreskin fingerstatic.klipy.comTunjuk Jari (Gaya ET)ALT: Tunjuk Jari (Gaya ET) 000
Ziplock_Waffles 𓅭 @ziplockwaffles.bsky.social · 30/09/2026If i go crazy will you still #tipsticky 000
Ziplock_Waffles 𓅭 @ziplockwaffles.bsky.social · 25/09/2026On the throne just to fartstatic.klipy.comGorilla Thinking HmmALT: Gorilla Thinking Hmm 000
Ziplock_Waffles 𓅭 @ziplockwaffles.bsky.social · 24/09/2026My guts cannot handle the peak iced coffee I'm dumping into them 000
Ziplock_Waffles 𓅭 @ziplockwaffles.bsky.social · 23/09/2026For every four horses drawn, someone is quartered 001
Ziplock_Waffles 𓅭 @ziplockwaffles.bsky.social · 23/09/2026I love the rumble of a garbage disposal between my legs 000
Ziplock_Waffles 𓅭 @ziplockwaffles.bsky.social · 23/09/2026Why do strippers poles have to be vertical? I want to see horizontal strippers hanging off the pole like sloths 000
Ziplock_Waffles 𓅭 @ziplockwaffles.bsky.social · 21/09/2026Lightbulb's brighter cousin, Nathaniel. 010
Ziplock_Waffles 𓅭 @ziplockwaffles.bsky.social · 21/09/2026Waking up ungodly early and feeling fine. I know a crash is coming laterstatic.klipy.comRaven's Psychic VisionALT: Raven's Psychic Vision 000
Reposted by Ziplock_Waffles 𓅭Matt the Dad Dude @undefeatedmatt.wifeguy.online · 19/09/2026My wife, to my 4 y/o: “Go find your shoes so we can go” 4 y/o: “But that could take DAYS!” 2311
Reposted by Ziplock_Waffles 𓅭Stellbound: Stellraiser II @antlervel.vet · 15/09/2026I use edibles exclusively but a weed brand had a deal where if you bought any you got a free preroll. My sleep edibles are that brand anyway so I got said free preroll. Strain was named like Bitch Piss or something. Guy says “that’s a good strain.” Ok man that’s cool. Thanks for the Bitch Piss then 1047110
Reposted by Ziplock_Waffles 𓅭lizardbreath 🦎🪦🎃 @spindlypete.bsky.social · 15/09/2026iggy book update 5151
Reposted by Ziplock_Waffles 𓅭Spooky Kodama 🌸🔞🏳️⚧️ @kodamagrey.bsky.social · 10/09/2026This is less about the feet and more about the person and the worship 0161
Reposted by Ziplock_Waffles 𓅭🦇 SCARE-sha 🦇 @spacethey.gay · 10/09/2026merry kirkmas to all of those who celebrate 🥂🥳 07127
Reposted by Ziplock_Waffles 𓅭may @maysuser.name · 10/09/2026wait does bsky search not show anything for kirk lmao 2102
Reposted by Ziplock_Waffles 𓅭Mayor Zohran Kwame Mamdani @mayor.nyc.gov · 08/09/2026For years, New Yorkers have demanded access to City records about the lasting health impacts of the horrific September 11th attacks. For years, they have been denied and ignored. That ends today. nyc.gov/sept11docsnyc.govSeptember 11 Docs 402265056436
Ziplock_Waffles 𓅭 @ziplockwaffles.bsky.social · 08/09/2026The biggest motivator for working from home is the amount of boobs you can look at in a day 011
Reposted by Ziplock_Waffles 𓅭𝔅𝔬𝔟𝔞 @boba.yogscast.com · 08/09/2026has anyone misplaced their bisexual auntie 🧍🏼♀️ 2665723
Ziplock_Waffles 𓅭 @ziplockwaffles.bsky.social · 06/09/2026This one's going in the draftsstatic.klipy.comMan with Fire WhipALT: Man with Fire Whip 000
Reposted by Ziplock_Waffles 𓅭Zzizipzipl @zzizipzipl.bsky.social · 06/09/2026Fuck it we getting dr peppered tonight 011
Ziplock_Waffles 𓅭 @ziplockwaffles.bsky.social · 06/09/2026@rexxars.bsky.social I am chewing you then spitting you out queen 010
Ziplock_Waffles 𓅭 @ziplockwaffles.bsky.social · 04/09/2026Mattressfirm is cooking up something FIERCE! It smells so good over there right now like Texas BBQ good 010
Ziplock_Waffles 𓅭 @ziplockwaffles.bsky.social · 02/09/2026The forest smells like a trunk I would spray pine air freshener into and shut myself in as a child 010
Ziplock_Waffles 𓅭 @ziplockwaffles.bsky.social · 02/09/2026Can a white boy with anxiety have a large cappuccino? Please? 000
Ziplock_Waffles 𓅭 @ziplockwaffles.bsky.social · 02/09/2026I grabbed my phone to start live sheeting. It's just me and you now. We are connected. 000
