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Zıp it Sweetie. @zipitsweetie.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
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Zıp it Sweetie. @zipitsweetie.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
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Arden Powell @ardenpowell.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
If you think an artist's style looks like AI but you can scroll back through their portfolio and see them doing the same work before 2020, congrats, you're not looking at an AI grifter. You're looking at one of the original victims whose entire style AI stole.
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Zıp it Sweetie. @zipitsweetie.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
The Wright Foundation was one of its foundation funders. I think the Tauranga based HOS is more closely associated with the Acotn Foundation, also of Tauranga. Check out the Acorn Foundation's income and expenditure on the Charities Watch site. #nzpol charitieswatch.nz/charity/acor...
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Acorn Foundation | CharitiesWatch NZ
Acorn Foundation (CC10784). Latest gross income NZ$41.7M. Sector: Arts / culture / heritage. Sourced from the NZ Charities Register.
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Zıp it Sweetie. @zipitsweetie.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
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Zıp it Sweetie. @zipitsweetie.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
We're almost at the bit where capitalists make everyone's money disappear. Again.
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Zıp it Sweetie. @zipitsweetie.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Besides that, student loans are on the government books as an asset
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Zıp it Sweetie. @zipitsweetie.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
No heart to stab
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Zıp it Sweetie. @zipitsweetie.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
#nzpol
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Zıp it Sweetie. @zipitsweetie.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Maybe the lack of a top lip drove them to a life of manipulative shittiness. #nzpol
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Zıp it Sweetie. @zipitsweetie.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Do these weirdos go to weird school so they can do weird smiles properly? (I assume they're attempting a smile) #nzpol
Unperson Jordan Williams attempting to smile. Unperson David Seymour attempting and failing to wrestle his face into something that normal people would recognised as a smile.
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Zıp it Sweetie. @zipitsweetie.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
To be fair, he did try to warn us #nzpol
Christopher Luxon on the cover of No Idea magazine
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♿ hiding from plagues - Always masked - N95 or bust @smollestbunny2.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
Nz too
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Zıp it Sweetie. @zipitsweetie.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
Both fruits of the same creepy noxious invasive unreason
David Seymour cosplaying as Paul Henry
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Zıp it Sweetie. @zipitsweetie.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
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Huia Sue @huiasue.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
Yes-I’m starting to wonder about #Chippy. Is this an #AtlasNetwork-nobbled #Labour Party like UK? Hipkins clearing the decks A new broom sweeps clean- NZ Initiative www.nzinitiative.org.nz/reports-and-... We need #Greens #climatechange action, wellbeing policies & #WealthTax #PartyVoteGreen✅ or ✅✅
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Zıp it Sweetie. @zipitsweetie.bsky.social · 08/08/2026
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Zıp it Sweetie. @zipitsweetie.bsky.social · 02/08/2026
I mean, taking the use of "reasonable force" on people to its logical conclusion... #nzpol ACT candidate Paul Henry unveils plan to let teachers use 'reasonable force' on students www.rnz.co.nz/news/politic...
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ACT candidate Paul Henry unveils plan to let teachers use 'reasonable force' on students
ACT wants to give teachers the legal power to remove "seriously or persistently disruptive" students from a classroom.
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Zıp it Sweetie. @zipitsweetie.bsky.social · 26/07/2026
The most inept, unLabour leader allowing a conga line of National's open goals to go unhammered. #nzpol
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Zıp it Sweetie. @zipitsweetie.bsky.social · 06/06/2026
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Char Of AotearoaNZ @kiwichar.bsky.social · 06/06/2026
One of the more accurate memes… #nzpol #OneTermGovernment #NZ
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Zıp it Sweetie. @zipitsweetie.bsky.social · 12/05/2026
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The Spinoff @thespinoff.bsky.social · 11/05/2026
An important message from The Spinoff’s chief executive
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An important message from The Spinoff’s chief executive
An important message from The Spinoff’s chief executive...
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Zıp it Sweetie. @zipitsweetie.bsky.social · 11/05/2026
A Disappointment of Chrises
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Zıp it Sweetie. @zipitsweetie.bsky.social · 11/05/2026
Now do Farage etc
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Zıp it Sweetie. @zipitsweetie.bsky.social · 11/05/2026
#nzpol
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Zıp it Sweetie. @zipitsweetie.bsky.social · 09/05/2026
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Zıp it Sweetie. @zipitsweetie.bsky.social · 06/05/2026
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Zıp it Sweetie. @zipitsweetie.bsky.social · 06/05/2026
If politicians had to wear their sponsors logos, like sports people do, we'd know who was 'for' them... #nzpol
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Zıp it Sweetie. @zipitsweetie.bsky.social · 05/05/2026
Make your own delicious election night treat. #nzpol pixelframe.design/burger-king-...
The Burger King logo altered to read "Gone burger, Luxon special"
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Zıp it Sweetie. @zipitsweetie.bsky.social · 30/04/2026
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NZ pm Luxon in a stetson in front of a stars and stripes background with a speech bubble that says "call me daddy"
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Zıp it Sweetie. @zipitsweetie.bsky.social · 26/04/2026
Ardern fronts for 49 of Hosking's "interviews", Luxon bails after three of O'brien's. #nzpol
A baby Luxon doll. Text reads "Christopher, show us on the dummy where the little girl hurt you"
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Zıp it Sweetie. @zipitsweetie.bsky.social · 23/04/2026
Such a transparent cnut
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Zıp it Sweetie. @zipitsweetie.bsky.social · 22/04/2026
I wish one of the reporters would ask him which unique property makes Luxon the best choice for Nat leader and PM. #nzpol
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Zıp it Sweetie. @zipitsweetie.bsky.social · 22/04/2026
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Capcha screen showing Luxon and Willis. "Select all squares with competent politicians. If there are none, click skip"
The only buttons available both have "skip" on them.
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Zıp it Sweetie. @zipitsweetie.bsky.social · 21/04/2026
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Christopher Luxon at a press stand-up saying "I'm crap at talking to the media so I won't do it anymore"
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Zıp it Sweetie. @zipitsweetie.bsky.social · 21/03/2026
We're in The Bad Place
Luxon/Muldoon mashup
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Zıp it Sweetie. @zipitsweetie.bsky.social · 19/02/2026
Nearly dead prince Phillip. Nearly imprisoned Andrew Mountbatten
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Zıp it Sweetie. @zipitsweetie.bsky.social · 08/02/2026
New Zealand - Earth's clitoris.
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Zıp it Sweetie. @zipitsweetie.bsky.social · 07/02/2026
Inhuman centipede
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Zıp it Sweetie. @zipitsweetie.bsky.social · 06/02/2026
#nzpol
A six panel strip of ACT Party leader David Seymour. Panel 1. "My spiritual guide Milton Friedman made a great observation. 
Panel 2. He saw that crisis drive change. 
Panel 3. He knew that in times of crisis, dumb ideas lying around at the fringes could be moved to the center of politics.
Panel 4. We just have to keep discarded, malevolent ideas alive until the right sort of crisis comes along.
Panel 5. It doesn't even have to be a real crisis.
Panel 6. I'm kind of a big deal. "
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Zıp it Sweetie. @zipitsweetie.bsky.social · 26/01/2026
New Zealand - Earth's clitoris.
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Zıp it Sweetie. @zipitsweetie.bsky.social · 24/01/2026
Will Canadians stop talking with American accents now?
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Zıp it Sweetie. @zipitsweetie.bsky.social · 08/01/2026
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New Zealand subprime minister Christopher Luxon in a cowboy hat saying "am I the asshole?"
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Polite Vulgarian @politevulgarian.bsky.social · 01/01/2026
The greatest metaphor in print this year, courtesy of @edzitron.com
Analysts have, on some level, become the fractional marketing team for the stocks they’re investing in. When Oracle announced its $300 billion deal with OpenAI in September — one that Oracle does not have the capacity to fill and OpenAI does not have the money to pay for – analysts heaved and stammered like horny teenagers seeing their first boob:
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Queen Olivia III @queenoliviaiii.com · 22/12/2025
“The #1 movie when you were 10 years old is how your 2026 is going to go.” This is a way to reveal your birth year which is sensitive personally identifiable information. Do a few of these with variations for months & days and you’ve unwittingly given out your date of birth. Stay safe, be vague!
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Zıp it Sweetie. @zipitsweetie.bsky.social · 14/12/2025
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New Zealand Labour Party leader, Chris Hipkins standing in front of a graphic that reads "Let's just settle for shit" and "give up".

#Aotearoa
#NewZealand
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GreenLeft Network 🍉 @nzgreenleft.bsky.social · 14/12/2025
wow a New Zealand political party who has detailed policies that are publicly accessible to read prior to next year's general election, AND has policies developed by its own party members. They probably deserve more members, volunteers, and donations to lead the next govt. #nzpol
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