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code & pixel gopher pfp & banner: @tamagotaho.bsky.social zikes.itch.io discord.zikes.me #pixelart #gamedev #godot

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zikes 🍑 💨 @zikes.me · 28/09/2026
It's a 1 on the Furry Chart
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zikes 🍑 💨 @zikes.me · 26/09/2026
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zikes 🍑 💨 @zikes.me · 14/09/2026
🎨: @weddh.bsky.social
Surprise! Zooming out reveals that what's actually in the book is a certain green gopher's thicc booty.
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zikes 🍑 💨 @zikes.me · 14/09/2026
Spent the weekend catching up on a bit of light reading.
A picture of green badonkers hidden by an open book, which happens to the The History of Hentai Manga by Kimi Rito.
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zikes 🍑 💨 @zikes.me · 04/09/2026
An image of the gopher zikes, doing the yamcha death pose in a crater, with the caption "me, god's strongest warrior, waking up to find he has given me his toughest battle yet (a tummy ache)"
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zikes 🍑 💨 @zikes.me · 31/08/2026
Nellie's Nonograms is out now! 🎉
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zikes 🍑 💨 @zikes.me · 24/08/2026
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zikes 🍑 💨 @zikes.me · 19/08/2026
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zikes 🍑 💨 @zikes.me · 04/08/2026
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zikes 🍑 💨 @zikes.me · 22/06/2026
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zikes 🍑 💨 @zikes.me · 20/06/2026
🎨: @gummdropu.bsky.social #gophart
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zikes 🍑 💨 @zikes.me · 08/06/2026
Must've been somebody else...
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zikes 🍑 💨 @zikes.me · 08/06/2026
How dare you write this meticulously crafted bait specifically for me.
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zikes 🍑 💨 @zikes.me · 06/06/2026
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zikes 🍑 💨 @zikes.me · 30/05/2026
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zikes 🍑 💨 @zikes.me · 22/05/2026
Might as well secure a spot in line.
A screenshot of an email confirming my reservation for a Steam Controller.
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zikes 🍑 💨 @zikes.me · 20/05/2026
A screenshot of a Windows Vista(?) dialogue box asking if the user wants to enable Sticky Keys.
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zikes 🍑 💨 @zikes.me · 20/04/2026
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zikes 🍑 💨 @zikes.me · 20/04/2026
alright they got me
A screenshot of the game Pragmata being installed on Steam, currently at 1% downloaded.
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zikes 🍑 💨 @zikes.me · 14/04/2026
oh snap I forgot about that
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zikes 🍑 💨 @zikes.me · 01/04/2026
You are the fool for 1 day a year. I am the fool for 365. We are not the same. 🎨: @sparrowphantasm.bsky.social
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zikes 🍑 💨 @zikes.me · 17/03/2026
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zikes 🍑 💨 @zikes.me · 05/03/2026
Watching the four hour delivery window for my packages repeatedly get pushed back by 15 minutes every time the deadline nears.
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zikes 🍑 💨 @zikes.me · 04/03/2026
Imagine paying a monthly fee to Microslop for the privilege of using your own PC.
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zikes 🍑 💨 @zikes.me · 19/02/2026
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zikes 🍑 💨 @zikes.me · 19/02/2026
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zikes 🍑 💨 @zikes.me · 18/02/2026
Me, out of the country on vacation: Yeah I uninstalled social media. For all I know the whole place is on fire lol As soon as I get back:
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zikes 🍑 💨 @zikes.me · 15/02/2026
Bringing this energy to work when my vacation ends tomorrow.
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zikes 🍑 💨 @zikes.me · 11/02/2026
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zikes 🍑 💨 @zikes.me · 07/02/2026
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zikes 🍑 💨 @zikes.me · 31/01/2026
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zikes 🍑 💨 @zikes.me · 13/01/2026
Been using this 8bitdo Commodore 64 keyboard I got for Christmas and it's my new fave. It feels great to type on and it reminds me of when I was a wee gopher. I didn't have a computer of any sort at the time, but I got a C64 user manual at a thrift shop and I read it religiously to learn BASIC.
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zikes 🍑 💨 @zikes.me · 12/01/2026
19 days to go!
A screenshot of Google Translate with the following text translated into Japanese: Hello. I am fleeing the American Century of Humiliation. Please direct me to the nearest Burger King. Thank you.
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zikes 🍑 💨 @zikes.me · 31/12/2025
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zikes 🍑 💨 @zikes.me · 05/12/2025
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zikes 🍑 💨 @zikes.me · 02/12/2025
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zikes 🍑 💨 @zikes.me · 02/12/2025
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zikes 🍑 💨 @zikes.me · 28/11/2025
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zikes 🍑 💨 @zikes.me · 28/11/2025
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zikes 🍑 💨 @zikes.me · 01/11/2025
Multiple DMs and Discord pings about this 🥴
A screenshot of an email from Steam saying I received a gift copy of the game How to Train Your Cock from blunaowl.A screenshot of a Steam pop-up notification saying I'm playing How to Train Your Cock.
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zikes 🍑 💨 @zikes.me · 02/10/2025
I think @blunaowl.bsky.social and I are addicted to Japan now.
A screenshot of a booking confirmation saying "Hello! Your trip to Tokyo is in 120 days."
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zikes 🍑 💨 @zikes.me · 27/09/2025
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zikes 🍑 💨 @zikes.me · 25/09/2025
I am rated Digimon World 4
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zikes 🍑 💨 @zikes.me · 25/09/2025
BOO
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zikes 🍑 💨 @zikes.me · 11/09/2025
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zikes 🍑 💨 @zikes.me · 08/09/2025
My most-wanted bsky feature is finally here! Refresh if you don't see it yet.
Bluesky's announcement of bookmarks/saved posts.
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zikes 🍑 💨 @zikes.me · 08/09/2025
KuruKuru Spin by OSrick on vgen! vgen.co/OSrick
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zikes 🍑 💨 @zikes.me · 13/08/2025
It looks like your domain is pointing at two different IPs, and while one of them works fine the other one times out trying to resolve the request.
A screenshot of a dig command showing two IPs for the domain, followed by a curl forcing the domain to resolve to one of the IPs and eventually timing out.
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zikes 🍑 💨 @zikes.me · 25/06/2025
Pairs perfectly with the water wiggler.
The classic "water wiggler" toy which everybody jokes about having sex with.
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zikes 🍑 💨 @zikes.me · 13/06/2025
A screenshot of the macOS update to Sequoia 15.4.1, which is 5.44 GB in size. The introductory text for the update is "This update introduces 8 new emojis,"
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