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Late Adopter @zibbs43.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
A wise and penetrating insight, sire. True patriots are demanding you spend your mid-term pac money amplifying this brave, strong message in swing states.
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Late Adopter @zibbs43.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
It must burn Natalie’s soul when he has to spend a day with HER
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Lizzie O'Leary @lizzieohreally.bsky.social · 08/07/2026
Furthering my theory that this entire website is for people who owned Doonesbury collections as children and understood about a third of it.
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Late Adopter @zibbs43.bsky.social · 08/07/2026
Great news sir. Thanks to your administration, all oil trades at a premium!
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Late Adopter @zibbs43.bsky.social · 30/06/2026
World historical corruption here. Absolutely astonishing this is allowed to happen.
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Late Adopter @zibbs43.bsky.social · 20/06/2026
The way straight up disordered eating has become man-coded is wild
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Late Adopter @zibbs43.bsky.social · 22/05/2026
The pinnacle of Christian leadership is a thrice married man skipping his son’s second wedding to golf, tweet about his ballroom/slush fund, and possibly start another war.
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Late Adopter @zibbs43.bsky.social · 22/05/2026
This is really gonna sting in six months when he starts whining that “Scott stuck me with a ‘real beauty’”
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Late Adopter @zibbs43.bsky.social · 15/05/2026
“Stewed beef in a bun”
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Late Adopter @zibbs43.bsky.social · 30/04/2026
I am at the airport eating a soggy gas station sandwich that cost me $25 and all I can think about is how very very unfair everything is for Donald J Trump
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Late Adopter @zibbs43.bsky.social · 28/04/2026
Speed running enshittification
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Christopher McKnight Nichols @cmcknichols.bsky.social · 28/03/2026
There was a small but significant effort at the end of the Revolutionary War, in 1782-83, led by military officers, to install a constitutional monarchy with George Washington as king, he rejected that and he and Congress found a peaceful democratic resolution🗃️ #NoKings
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Late Adopter @zibbs43.bsky.social · 22/03/2026
100% of MAGA Republicans support the idea of “Meat Grinder 2”
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gita “the formalist” jackson @xoxogossipgita.bsky.social · 19/03/2026
yeah i don't think you can understand DOGE and Elon Musk without understanding video games and the male dominated part of video game culture. they are simply essential to understanding the rot in the heart of the conservative movement.
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Late Adopter @zibbs43.bsky.social · 16/03/2026
Unironically a huge benefit of social media has been the ability to see in real time how shallow and uninteresting the A-list truly is. These interviews do the work of a thousand manifestos
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Late Adopter @zibbs43.bsky.social · 14/03/2026
Everything costs 55 dollars the musical
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Late Adopter @zibbs43.bsky.social · 13/03/2026
Lil Marco’s big boy shoes
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Late Adopter @zibbs43.bsky.social · 07/03/2026
The crisis for AI won’t be complaints about social costs or ethics, it will be the fundamental economic logic of losing money on a unit basis and cannibalizing the underlying source material. Doomed business model!
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Late Adopter @zibbs43.bsky.social · 11/02/2026
Can I please have one trillion dollars to do factory on moon? I am as likely to achieve this with far less drug abuse and racism. Thank you for your attention to this matter!
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Late Adopter @zibbs43.bsky.social · 29/01/2026
Every finance headline is just “Giant tech company stock rises as it promises to toss 63 bazillion dollars into yawning void”
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Late Adopter @zibbs43.bsky.social · 20/01/2026
This! I think maybe what overly online folks don’t realize is how little most people want to follow politics. You don’t want to live in a place where survival requires it.
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Late Adopter @zibbs43.bsky.social · 16/01/2026
This is spot on. When media is full of Ivy League types they don’t underestimate with wisdom of The Volk they overestimate it. If you grew up listening to this horseshit you know it’s as dumb and fake as coffee house Stalinism
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Late Adopter @zibbs43.bsky.social · 01/01/2026
I feel like this year will be The Fall of the Bad Things and I feel hopeful. Maybe a fool’s hope
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Late Adopter @zibbs43.bsky.social · 15/12/2025
I’m always telling my friends how it’s gotten so easy to cover my market-based core ex shelter expenses these days
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Late Adopter @zibbs43.bsky.social · 05/12/2025
According to Olivia Nuzzi, his buildings were architecturally defensible.
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Late Adopter @zibbs43.bsky.social · 17/11/2025
Exaaaaaacctlyy
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Late Adopter @zibbs43.bsky.social · 17/11/2025
Get yourself a girl who gets turned on when you say don’t worry it’s not a worm and then puts that in a book.
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Late Adopter @zibbs43.bsky.social · 14/11/2025
All data is by definition backward-looking. Forward looking is called projection or forecast. When an exec sees this they mean ignore the data
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Late Adopter @zibbs43.bsky.social · 14/11/2025
YOU MEAN THEY LIED TO THE NEW YORK POST???
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Late Adopter @zibbs43.bsky.social · 07/11/2025
Was he stripped of his FIFA Prize in Medicine?
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Late Adopter @zibbs43.bsky.social · 23/10/2025
More of this please. Tell me how we will use this bullshit to make a better world, in addition to how bad it all is…
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Late Adopter @zibbs43.bsky.social · 22/10/2025
See, they’re just cutting the people who were working on regular intelligence so they can pivot to superintelligence
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Late Adopter @zibbs43.bsky.social · 09/10/2025
Pretty sure the Nobel Peace Prize charter says it should go to the guy who has threatened retaliation if he doesn’t get it
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Late Adopter @zibbs43.bsky.social · 06/10/2025
A lot of people mad about this but 1. Cant remember the last time I was handed a $1 coin 2. If someone gave me one of these I’d have something to give a panhandler 3. Fits with MAGA ethos which is basically a gold coin scam that got out of hand
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Late Adopter @zibbs43.bsky.social · 17/09/2025
This is like the perfect Bluesky post in that the topic is “single men” and “podcasts” and most responses are people announcing they are not single, or not a man, or don’t listen to podcasts
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Late Adopter @zibbs43.bsky.social · 27/06/2025
This is the guy they want to be king
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Late Adopter @zibbs43.bsky.social · 12/05/2025
One problem “death of expertise” types have to grapple with is experts are very often vapid chumps
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Late Adopter @zibbs43.bsky.social · 07/05/2025
Come to the 2026 World Cup! Just make sure to leave on time so you don’t get sent to a gulag. Also, don’t worry too much about the weird local currency, “dollars,” as most vendors will gladly accept a stable currency like Swiss Francs.
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Late Adopter @zibbs43.bsky.social · 07/05/2025
Every minute I waste battling this world-ending scourge is a living nightmare that costs thousands of lives. Perhaps I need to spend 2-3 hours in the woods collecting giga-cubes to unlock a licensed IP necklace.
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Late Adopter @zibbs43.bsky.social · 27/04/2025
Biden at +20 cleaning up Covid Media: Will SENILE JOE put BANANA PUDDING in his EARS??? Trump at -20 demanding launch codes to nuke Maine Media: MANY SAY he’s God’s avatar on Earth but OTHERS are LESS CERTAIN
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100 days in and the public feels Trump’s presidency is proceeding mostly as expected - AP-NORC
Most partisans agree they are getting what they expected from Trump’s second term, but 84% of Democrats think Trump is doing a poor or terrible job as president so far and 68% of Republicans think he’...
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Late Adopter @zibbs43.bsky.social · 09/04/2025
YOU SURRENDERED VERY STRONGLY SIR.
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Late Adopter @zibbs43.bsky.social · 11/04/2025
I am enjoying the new Assassin’s Creed but man… this game is one part action and nine parts yappin.
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Late Adopter @zibbs43.bsky.social · 10/04/2025
Post a movie from the year you turned 18 (it’s a good movie)
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a couple of men standing next to each other with the words `` we 're the old men , ace '' .
ALT: a couple of men standing next to each other with the words `` we 're the old men , ace '' .
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Late Adopter @zibbs43.bsky.social · 09/04/2025
One reason monarchies don’t succeed beyond succession crises and palace infighting is that they are objectively bad at governing.
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Late Adopter @zibbs43.bsky.social · 09/04/2025
Yep. This is really it. All those “here’s what he’s ACTUALLY trying to accomplish” takes get it wrong. He thinks tariffs are brilliant and he’s the only genius smart enough to see it. Eating the chess pieces.
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Late Adopter @zibbs43.bsky.social · 03/04/2025
Hard to emphasize enough how much they hate our beautiful beef
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Haus of Decline @hausofdecline.bsky.social · 01/04/2025
A man says "fuck it. I wanna be serialized. I'm tired of living comic to comic. I want to experience more. I don't want my eternally reviving body to be used for momentary vignettes. I want to be somebody." Another man says "Oh Gary, I don't think it works like that. We are doomed to nothingness after the next panel." Gary shakes his fists toward the heavens and shouts "NO! I refuse! My name is Gary! I deserve more life!"
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Late Adopter @zibbs43.bsky.social · 13/03/2025
Can’t argue with that
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Late Adopter @zibbs43.bsky.social · 11/03/2025
I wonder if Tesla’s beleaguered marketing dept is cheering that one
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Late Adopter @zibbs43.bsky.social · 07/03/2025
Apple delays POS no one asked for
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Apple Confirms Delay of AI-Infused, Personalized Siri Assistant
Apple Inc. confirmed that it’s delaying the release of a new AI-infused Siri digital assistant, saying the company now expects to roll out the software sometime “in the coming year.”
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