Gus Schlanbusch @zeustav.bsky.social · 03/07/2026I had dinner at a restaurant in Italy two years ago and now their web reservation system is glitching out and sending me daily reminders of my upcoming reservation on September 4th, 2024, so anyway thank you Trattoria Giovanni I will never forget you <3 120
Gus Schlanbusch @zeustav.bsky.social · 05/06/2026I got to read an ARC of this and it's fantastic. Get 'em while they last! 182
Reposted by Gus SchlanbuschLauren Groff @legroff.bsky.social · 30/04/2026As both a bookseller and a parent of two teenage boys, trust me: if you want your young men to read enormous books with obsessive zeal, buy them the Dungeon Crawler Carl series (or borrow it from the library). 4537
Reposted by Gus SchlanbuschPreeti Chhibber @runwithskizzers.bsky.social · 27/03/2026Heady empty vibes only, the life I aspire to live #pokopia 1334
Reposted by Gus SchlanbuschKen Jennings @kenjennings.bsky.social · 05/03/2026If you're at the airport and Kristi Noem is doing the ominous little message from the TSA screens, you no longer have to do anything she says. Leave your laptop in the case, whatever. 349294903978
Reposted by Gus SchlanbuschMayor Zohran Kwame Mamdani @mayor.nyc.gov · 28/02/2026Today’s military strikes on Iran — carried out by the United States and Israel — mark a catastrophic escalation in an illegal war of aggression. Bombing cities. Killing civilians. Opening a new theater of war. 182171073539
Reposted by Gus SchlanbuschTodd Draws WoT @todd-draws.bsky.social · 20/02/2026Todd Draws The Wheel of Time, Book 12 The Gathering Storm - Chapter 35 - A Halo of Blackness #ToddDrawsWoT #TheWheelofTime #WheelOfTime #WoTSkies #WoTSky #WoTBookSpoilers 6559
Reposted by Gus SchlanbuschBen Collins @bencollins.bsky.social · 09/02/2026Kind of gives away the whole game that all the crypto ads this year have been replaced with gambling and AI ads. 9379311219
Reposted by Gus SchlanbuschGhostly Bree @mostlybree.kitrocha.com · 03/02/2026In 2020 @totallydonna.kitrocha.com & I started a trilogy about 3 book nerds (w/ superpowers) who just want to build a library for their community but shitty tech bros suck so they have to keep doing crimes. Tor was kind enough to put book one on sale for $5.99! www.kitrocha.com/book/deal-wi... 12284119
Reposted by Gus SchlanbuschKat Abughazaleh @katmabu.bsky.social · 03/02/2026If you’re looking for a fun, antifascist sci-fi multispecies buddy comedy book series (with a very good audiobook version), I highly recommend Dungeon Crawler Carl. I’m on Book 3 and it’s been a blast from start to finish. 1241810161
Reposted by Gus SchlanbuschGhostly Bree @mostlybree.kitrocha.com · 28/01/2026All 4 hosts of @babbleonpod.bsky.social are currently individually texting me while they are recording, and reading my responses on the podcast in what I can only imagine will be an unhinged episode where you also find out how much I could just recall about McCaffrey's The Ship Who Sang on command 5653
Gus Schlanbusch @zeustav.bsky.social · 26/01/2026The best thing about Helm's Deep in the movie vs in the book is that you don't have to read the word "deeping-coomb" seven hundred times while trying to figure out what the hell that even is 280
Gus Schlanbusch @zeustav.bsky.social · 25/01/2026"Hobbit Trilogy" this, "Rings of Power" that, when will Warner Bros give the people what they really want: a six hour Houses of Healing movie where Eowyn and Faramir very slowly fall in love 150
Gus Schlanbusch @zeustav.bsky.social · 25/01/2026Man they just don't make them like Eowyn very often, I mean my girl: > Claps eyes on one man from outside Rohan and goes "yep that's the one" > Gets rejected > Sneaks her way into the army to die > Murders Depression in single combat > Tries to fight her way out of the hospital > Marries Faramir 150
Gus Schlanbusch @zeustav.bsky.social · 25/01/2026Also Tolkien's whole "the hands of the King are the hands of a healer" thing, and how the true measure of a leader is the measure to which they can heal, unite, mend, repair, inspire, bridge divides, help those in need... 1101
Gus Schlanbusch @zeustav.bsky.social · 25/01/2026Sam Gamgee's "there's some good in this world, and it's worth fighting for" speech hit extra hard today 0171
Gus Schlanbusch @zeustav.bsky.social · 24/01/2026I love how we spend the entirety of Lord of the Rings with the Fellowship and then at the very end when they're doing all the wrap-up Galadriel and Celeborn show up and are like "oh yeah btw huge battle outside of Lorien after you left, tens of thousands of orcs marched on us, it was all good tho 😇" 2111
Gus Schlanbusch @zeustav.bsky.social · 24/01/2026How hard do you think Feanor would have crashed out if he learned that Galadriel gave Gimli three hairs 260
Reposted by Gus SchlanbuschLezbi Nerdy @lezbinerdy.bsky.social · 06/01/2026🧠 NEW BABBLE ON (PODCAST) 🧠 We go FULL galaxy-brain on #Babylon5 S2E8 “A Race Through Dark Places” 🔥 Talia’s deconstruction 👁️ Psi Corps = BAD actually 💸 Bruce vs capitalism 🌀 zero chill analysis Listen/watch 👉 youtu.be/RcZfuI2m1K4 #BabbleOnPod 151
Gus Schlanbusch @zeustav.bsky.social · 27/11/2025Sometimes I'll use reusable bags from one grocery store when I'm shopping at another grocery store just so they know they're not special 291
Gus Schlanbusch @zeustav.bsky.social · 10/11/2025Flavor Flav should be a permanent addition to dancing with the stars. Man just yells and gives people 10's. It's amazing. 020
Reposted by Gus SchlanbuschJoshua J. Friedman @joshuajfriedman.com · 24/10/2025Mamdani: "But there is one thing that I will change: I will no longer look for myself in the shadows. I will find myself in the light." 123183379
Gus Schlanbusch @zeustav.bsky.social · 20/10/2025Tfw you create one of the greatest space operas of all time (no spoilers, I just finished season one) 140
Reposted by Gus SchlanbuschCameron 🇺🇸🗽🦅 @cameroncorduroy.bsky.social · 18/10/2025every smug internet communist tweet about showing up to a No Kings protest with an abolish ICE shirt to scare the libs is getting completely mogged by the real-life winemoms showing up with slogans like "ICE will melt in hell" 2016479899
Gus Schlanbusch @zeustav.bsky.social · 10/10/2025People think IT work is all like flashy hacking stuff or spying on employees but honestly like 99% of my job is entering the same admin password over and over. 6270
Gus Schlanbusch @zeustav.bsky.social · 04/10/2025Pros: new twilight imperium expansion is coming out Cons: the card sleeves I used to sleeve the 1000+ original cards have been discontinued and I might need to resleeve everything to make them match the new cards Sounds fun tho 220
Gus Schlanbusch @zeustav.bsky.social · 04/10/2025Spooky season's finally here time to watch IT FOLLOWS on repeat for 28 days 120
Reposted by Gus SchlanbuschGhostly Bree @mostlybree.kitrocha.com · 30/09/2025Did that man just call generals in from all across the world to put the entire military leadership in the same room as the president so he could call them fat & ugly and say girls have cooties? 1432945
Gus Schlanbusch @zeustav.bsky.social · 20/08/2025E•MO•TION 10TH ANNIVERSARY EDITION DROPPING IN OCTOBER HDKCNBEJZMBENCNWBDBDBDBD 250
Gus Schlanbusch @zeustav.bsky.social · 11/08/2025Pros of getting back into going to the gym: 1) More energy 2) Can carry more groceries at once 3) General increase in quality of life and decreased risk of illness and death Cons of getting back into going to the gym: 1) Everything hurts and I'm dying 1293
Gus Schlanbusch @zeustav.bsky.social · 03/08/2025Anxiety is fun because something entirely medically normal and boring will happen to you and then your brain is like "what if this means your mouth is going to fall out" 290
Gus Schlanbusch @zeustav.bsky.social · 29/07/2025Doing some voice acting for a video game so basically I'm Ben Starr now 040
Gus Schlanbusch @zeustav.bsky.social · 06/07/2025My wife just informed me that she has no idea who Homestar Runner is so if you need me I'll be going on a deep dive to the year 2004 for the next couple days 11440
Reposted by Gus SchlanbuschTodd Draws WoT @todd-draws.bsky.social · 24/06/2025Todd Draws The Wheel of Time, Book 10 Crossroads of Twilight - Chapter 04 - The Tale of a Doll #ToddDrawsWoT #TheWheelofTime #WheelOfTime #WoTSkies #WoTSky #WoTBookSpoilers 78414
Gus Schlanbusch @zeustav.bsky.social · 16/06/2025Clair Obscur hits different when you're a 32-year-old named Gustav(e). 080
Gus Schlanbusch @zeustav.bsky.social · 27/05/2025My boss: "You seem distracted. What's on your mind?" On my mind: COULEURS EMBRASSÉES ROUGE FEU VIE ÔTÉE TABLEAU QUE JE NE PEUX VOIR FERMER LES YEUX RESTER QUE NOIR EN NOIR SES YEUX TRISTES À TRAVERS L'OR SON RIRE PERSISTE DANS CHAQUE COLEUR UNE PART DE LUI L'AIMER TOUJOURS MÊME S'IL N'EST PLUS ICI 140
Gus Schlanbusch @zeustav.bsky.social · 25/05/2025This is the one true perfect example of masculinity someone tell those weirdos on fox news in this essay I will -- 1315
Gus Schlanbusch @zeustav.bsky.social · 30/04/2025Me: *trying to sleep* My brain: *Clair-Obscur Trouble de rature, courbera Eiffel Clair-Obscur Guardéo peinture, trouvera sans elle* 170
Gus Schlanbusch @zeustav.bsky.social · 27/04/2025List of stuff I have to do: extensive, myriad, unending, boundless as the sea List of stuff I want to do: play the French-developed, Japanese-inspired RPG featuring a depressed-sounding Charlie Cox and also Shadowheart's voice actor playing a badass teenager and never the twain shall meet 3110
Gus Schlanbusch @zeustav.bsky.social · 09/04/2025Oh no, now I have to play Peak again, whatever will I do 030
Reposted by Gus SchlanbuschWheel Takes Podcast @wheeltakespod.bsky.social · 08/03/2025Me irl watching #TheWheelOfTime s3e1 0332
Reposted by Gus SchlanbuschWheel Takes Podcast @wheeltakespod.bsky.social · 08/03/2025#TheWheelOfTime #WoTonPrime 18917