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AmandaGPT

@zerotrustbarbie.bsky.social
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⚠️ Access Denied by Default ⚠️ Infosec's least favorite person💁‍♀️🔏 Identifies as a problem 👀 🤷‍♀️ Pro Internet Troll 🧌🔍 Opinions are my own. 🗣🎙 Viewer discretion is advised. 👀📺

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AmandaGPT @zerotrustbarbie.bsky.social · 09/07/2026
He was named after the dude in the show from the very first thread. 🐶🪽🌈🌉
Archer circa 2011 staring at a gold fish.
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AmandaGPT @zerotrustbarbie.bsky.social · 20/05/2026
It's been 8 years. I still love telling stories about you. Even to people who never met you. Those stories live on now through me. Be nice to your sister. I promise you're still are not allowed chicken wings or chocolate, and stop farting in grandma's car! I'll see you at the bridge one day. 💔🪽🌈🐾
photo of woman with glasses riding in a car with 2 dogs. Circa our Colorado adventure in 2016.
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AmandaGPT @zerotrustbarbie.bsky.social · 16/05/2026
One thing southern Illinois does well (despite its pitfalls) is the sunsets. I will forever be chasing them country sunsets. Happy Friday ya'll! 💚🫶
bright orange and pink neon sunset in southern illinois.
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AmandaGPT @zerotrustbarbie.bsky.social · 16/05/2026
Since no one is on FF for me to show off my new outdoor patio updates... Here, ya turds. It's been a lot of hard work but I promised myself this home would be my sanctuary for now. This takes it to that level. Just Grateful. Even Dave took it to an even more chill vibe than even I imagined. 😍
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AmandaGPT @zerotrustbarbie.bsky.social · 07/04/2026
💚🫶
robin williams ben stiller night at the museum where robin's character says "it's time for your next adventure."
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AmandaGPT @zerotrustbarbie.bsky.social · 21/02/2026
I have 19 days until my unemployment runs out. Nearly everything content marketing wise I had in the pipeline has fallen through, with the exception of only a few small scale opportunities. I am scrambling and moderately panicking. I just need a chance to learn and grow within a company. 🙏
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AmandaGPT @zerotrustbarbie.bsky.social · 19/10/2025
It rained all day yesterday, and this is how I used my free will. 13 year old me would be screaming and crying happy tears. "What do you mean we can play the OG Sims in our own house?! We have a colorful office to get cozy and play it in too?!" Make younger you proud. That's the whole point.
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AmandaGPT @zerotrustbarbie.bsky.social · 07/10/2025
Some of ya'll asked for an all black hoodie since I opened my small boutique within the past month. So, here you go! This black half-zip hoodie should arrive by the 24th of October. I absolutely swear by these hoodies and have for years!! If you want to pre-order one, let me know!
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AmandaGPT @zerotrustbarbie.bsky.social · 27/08/2025
If I were a cybersecurity company, I wouldn't hire this dude for even 5 cents. Likely couldn't tell you what OSINT means without Googling it. This is 100% the type of misguided and egotistical marketing grifters plug on LinkedIn and then get mad at you for calling them out in the comments.
linkedin snapshot of comment section debate.
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AmandaGPT @zerotrustbarbie.bsky.social · 16/08/2025
Dis me. Thanks to @alyssam-infosec.com for sharing.
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AmandaGPT @zerotrustbarbie.bsky.social · 29/07/2025
Ya'll... This spouse of mine made me breakfast... I'm going to go cry happy tears in the corner now. His scrambled eggs are even better than mine too.
bacon egg and cheese on bay's english muffin
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AmandaGPT @zerotrustbarbie.bsky.social · 14/07/2025
Starting the week off with a healthier breakfast than normal to set the week up for success. LFG! PS. Hardee's loaded breakfast burritos are my current fast food breakfast fave but they are so bad for me.
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AmandaGPT @zerotrustbarbie.bsky.social · 27/06/2025
Future Instagram model.
doggo
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AmandaGPT @zerotrustbarbie.bsky.social · 25/06/2025
As requested, the crazy furchildren of mine:
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AmandaGPT @zerotrustbarbie.bsky.social · 18/04/2025
As requested. Here she is! She said she wants an official introduction to aunt Alyssa in a few hours.
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AmandaGPT @zerotrustbarbie.bsky.social · 04/04/2025
It's been a rough week with medical issues across the board, but I had to publicly say happy gotcha day to my fur queen. She's officially been my longest relationship in life of over a decade now. Yet she still fights on defying the odds just like her human momma, aka me. Fight on my lil bestie.
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AmandaGPT @zerotrustbarbie.bsky.social · 30/03/2025
Fly high, Nikki! We'll miss you. 🕊💐 *cue Meet the Master by Greta Van Fleet*
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AmandaGPT @zerotrustbarbie.bsky.social · 28/03/2025
Done. Exhausted.
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AmandaGPT @zerotrustbarbie.bsky.social · 28/03/2025
Bye, bye Mediterranean blue. 👋🏼 Hello Shady Palms (an emerald teal)!!! 🙃🤩
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AmandaGPT @zerotrustbarbie.bsky.social · 27/03/2025
I sit in this room nearly everyday, and now the same spot I started in 11 years ago working from home and think to myself, "wow this is what healing really looks like." 🥹💐💚✨️ These walls used to be so beige and boring. Now all I can see is color! 🌈
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AmandaGPT @zerotrustbarbie.bsky.social · 23/03/2025
Just in case there were any questions about my stance on things.
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AmandaGPT @zerotrustbarbie.bsky.social · 21/03/2025
Spent money a bit frivolously this week. Whoopsie! 🙃🫠🤣 #plantmom
Aloe cactus in red clay pot. Succulent plant in a grey planter.
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AmandaGPT @zerotrustbarbie.bsky.social · 19/03/2025
Finally dried my first sunflower! Are there any solid tips ya'll have to preserve it without smashing it or ruining it? 🌻💐
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AmandaGPT @zerotrustbarbie.bsky.social · 18/03/2025
New reads. This is me "touching grass" with a hint of agoraphobia. I promise I am good. I have just decided that I am going off the grid of most socials anymore. I HAVE to. I am too chronically online. Even for work. The less internet, the better. More real life.
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AmandaGPT @zerotrustbarbie.bsky.social · 16/03/2025
We're all going through it today. If anyone needs me, my DMs are open. Just poured a second cup of coffee.
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AmandaGPT @zerotrustbarbie.bsky.social · 14/03/2025
My life is dope, and I do dope shit. I so earned this glass of cab.
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AmandaGPT @zerotrustbarbie.bsky.social · 12/03/2025
Gained 5lbs. Worth it.
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AmandaGPT @zerotrustbarbie.bsky.social · 12/03/2025
In this hacker fam, we be cookin' good and eatin' good. Mangia mangia!!!
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AmandaGPT @zerotrustbarbie.bsky.social · 11/03/2025
A big thank you to a dear friend for making a dream I never realized I had a reality over the weekend. I've flown on planes since I was a baby. Never thought I'd see the day to fly next to an actual pilot. What a surreal and amazing experience. Thank you, thank you. @alyssam-infosec.com
Amanda and Alyssa in her Cherokee plane flying over Illinois!
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AmandaGPT @zerotrustbarbie.bsky.social · 28/02/2025
See. I was out of the loop! 😂🤣 I have been spending a lot less time on social media this week. Started my first project for spring. Buying new patio set after the spend blackout this today/this weekend that I am doing.
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AmandaGPT @zerotrustbarbie.bsky.social · 28/02/2025
Friday feels! 🙏🏻🫂💚💐🙌🏼
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AmandaGPT @zerotrustbarbie.bsky.social · 28/02/2025
BuT X CuT DoWn On BoTs. Mkay... Then explain this to me!?!?!?! JFC. 2025 = the year of the wood snake and perpetual gaslighting. 🤦🏼‍♀️
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AmandaGPT @zerotrustbarbie.bsky.social · 25/02/2025
In these trying times, I would like to offer a beautiful sun rise to remind us all the sun will rise again tomorrow for many. 🌅 Deep breaths. 😮‍💨 We've got this. 🫂 Oh, look, a squirrel! 🐿 Also, I need to get into cold plunging myself occasionally, too. 🤬🥶
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AmandaGPT @zerotrustbarbie.bsky.social · 16/12/2024
All these planes in the sky and none are @alyssam-infosec.bsky.social 😞
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AmandaGPT @zerotrustbarbie.bsky.social · 12/12/2024
I'll just see myself out. 😎💚
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AmandaGPT @zerotrustbarbie.bsky.social · 08/12/2024
This... This ain't it, fam. This is misguided engagement bait. 🛑
password manager hot take from LinkedIn post.
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AmandaGPT @zerotrustbarbie.bsky.social · 06/12/2024
Real talk. She didn't steal anything. They were just that dumb with money and capitalized on how much bros love that hawk tuah. Sure, legalities will get involved, but still. The real problem is on the people who openly subscribed to the grift. It's no different than an MLM. You signed up for it.
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AmandaGPT @zerotrustbarbie.bsky.social · 04/12/2024
I asked myself so much over the past year why I never made this room my office in the first place. Even when I have been on & off #wfh since 2014. It has the best view in the house. Sometimes you have to just continue to create your own corner office. One step at a time. #selfemployed #freelancer
Winter sunset through office window.
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AmandaGPT @zerotrustbarbie.bsky.social · 03/12/2024
I've been in a rough space on and off mentally this year. I hate it here sometimes. I really do. IYKYK ; It's so hard for me to reach out for help. Yet life has taught me that I have to when I need to. This is from my lifelong bestie, who rarely responds to anything this quickly. It's ok to reach.
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AmandaGPT @zerotrustbarbie.bsky.social · 28/11/2024
Happy Thanksgiving! 💚🫶🏼🥧
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AmandaGPT @zerotrustbarbie.bsky.social · 22/11/2024
I may be late to the party from yesterday, but I will always take a moment to emphasize this... Just sayin' 👇
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