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Zeroisanumber @zeroisanumber.bsky.social · 1h

I am not beating those allegations.

Zeroisanumber @zeroisanumber.bsky.social · 1h

I spent time writing bad Star Wars fan fiction as a teen. We all got embarrassing things we did while we were learning to deal with the big feelings.

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Zeroisanumber @zeroisanumber.bsky.social · 1h

Idk why anyone's going to bat for another replaceable white beardo. Just find a new show.

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Zeroisanumber @zeroisanumber.bsky.social · 1h

I stole about half a 2-ton truck worth from the mall before the Trade Center came down on 9/11. It was the most patriotic thing I've ever done.

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Zeroisanumber @zeroisanumber.bsky.social · 2h

Guess Biden's commutation of federal death sentences didn't cover those under the UCMJ.

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Zeroisanumber @zeroisanumber.bsky.social · 3h

I need a good mix of people or I start getting uncomfortable. Like, say what you will about the dumbshit things I've done but I wouldn't get into a brawl over who got to piss first at Bass Pro Shop.

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Zeroisanumber @zeroisanumber.bsky.social · 3h

Friend of my uncle's, Tuffy Merheine, was in jail with Jim Bakker, said he was a nice fellah. Tuffy Merheine was himself a nice fellah but no great judge of character.

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Zeroisanumber @zeroisanumber.bsky.social · 3h

Gf thought it was a joke when I said I'm uncomfortable when there are too many white people around, but I assure you it is not.

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Zeroisanumber @zeroisanumber.bsky.social · 4h

Could be that they're desperate to cling to power, could be they've got something to hide and are desperate for other reasons.

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Zeroisanumber @zeroisanumber.bsky.social · 5h

Try not to block walks and curb cuts. Helps your less-mobile neighbors, especially in winter. Signs got no legal power but they're a polite reminder.

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Zeroisanumber @zeroisanumber.bsky.social · 5h

You can hate all you want, but I take dumps you could set your watch to.

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Zeroisanumber @zeroisanumber.bsky.social · 5h

*pfft* Starcraft is the only real sport.

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Zeroisanumber @zeroisanumber.bsky.social · 5h

I used to carry a roll of nickles to pack my fist with. You mean like that?

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Zeroisanumber @zeroisanumber.bsky.social · 5h

Commies are instruments or devices. Anarchists are doohickeys.

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Zeroisanumber @zeroisanumber.bsky.social · 5h

There was a time, and it was a while ago, but there was a time when the internet was the greatest invention in the world.

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Zeroisanumber @zeroisanumber.bsky.social · 5h

I mean, if the prosecution wants to lose the case they'll welcome to empanel me.

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Zeroisanumber @zeroisanumber.bsky.social · 5h

You see that pic of the shrine folks set up at his favorite diner? Guy wrote a ton of his stuff there. Liked it because he could get real dark and then just blink and he'd be back in his favorite diner.

The "Big Boy" statue out front of David Lynch's favorite diner covered in all sorts of flowers and momentos after his death.

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Zeroisanumber @zeroisanumber.bsky.social · 6h

Brother Balthazar: Never showers. Never leaves his gamer chair. Still burns through twinks like Sherman through Georgia.

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Zeroisanumber @zeroisanumber.bsky.social · 6h

These people are wholly mad.

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Zeroisanumber @zeroisanumber.bsky.social · 6h

Stupid night pill got stuck. Haaakkkgg! Haaaaaggg!

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Zeroisanumber @zeroisanumber.bsky.social · 7h

Not the point, but nuking San Diego would be the end of the Marine Corps and a bigger blow to the Navy than Pearl Harbor. And all his favorite rich chuds write checks from the Hollywood Hills.

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Zeroisanumber @zeroisanumber.bsky.social · 7h

Wish I'd have been there for the first time.

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Zeroisanumber @zeroisanumber.bsky.social · 7h

A Stone Cold Stunner does not involve slamming anyone's head into the ground Michael Tracey you fucking dork! youtube.com/shorts/Iuvue...

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Stone Cold Steve Austin's Best Stunners! 😵

YouTube video by ThatsRealGraps

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Zeroisanumber @zeroisanumber.bsky.social · 7h

Nah, Shepherd is a hot-ass redheaded sniper and no one can convince me otherwise.

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Zeroisanumber @zeroisanumber.bsky.social · 8h

Pound of butter is $5 and this is the home state of Land O' Lakes.

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Zeroisanumber @zeroisanumber.bsky.social · 8h

What's that old joke? Q: "What did Crick and Watson discover?" A: "Rosalind Franklin's notes."

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Zeroisanumber @zeroisanumber.bsky.social · 10h

The Black Death is scary. And disease is humanity's oldest enemy. And we just went through Covid. But Y. Pestis is not a particularly communicable or dangerous disease these days. It can be treated with common antibiotics and we have regular miniscule outbreaks in North America.

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Zeroisanumber @zeroisanumber.bsky.social · 10h

Yeah, my policy is that unless you hurt a kid I'm almost definitely going to send you home.

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Zeroisanumber @zeroisanumber.bsky.social · 10h

This isn't Kat's job, but anyone who gets close enough has gotta snatch off that beanie. We need to know what's going on under there.

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Zeroisanumber @zeroisanumber.bsky.social · 10h

I had to make four separate stops for errands yesterday and I'm pretty sure that's prosecutable in the Hague.

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Zeroisanumber @zeroisanumber.bsky.social · 10h

Last time I told them I was an abolitionist who had an advanced degree and they dismissed me the first day. Didn't have time or I'd have lied and faked being a dumb chud then sent some kid who boosted a car and got caught with weed home to his folks.

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Zeroisanumber @zeroisanumber.bsky.social · 10h

The way out is to change and liberate everyone who lives from the river to the sea, but they won't.

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Zeroisanumber @zeroisanumber.bsky.social · 10h

Quincey Morris. He's the fucking best. He's just some rich American who is courting Lucy but remains a loyal friend after she chooses Arthur Holmwood because he's just a solid guy. He also shoots his horse after it was drained by a vampire bat and started to come back to life.

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Zeroisanumber @zeroisanumber.bsky.social · 10h

Anthony Hopkins playing him as if Yoda quit the Jedi to become a vampire hunter was one of my favorites. Also Tom Waits as Renfield!

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Zeroisanumber @zeroisanumber.bsky.social · 10h

One thing I'll say about Covid is it made letters and narratives written by my ancestors going through the Spanish Flu and the Black Death hit a lot closer to home. One guy in Italy seeing people packed into a tavern and wishing he could go in but realizing it was literally risking death.

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Zeroisanumber @zeroisanumber.bsky.social · 11h

Apocraphyal contemporary descriptions of Yeshua Ben Joseph describe a small, brown man with a twisted back and a big nose. I kinda like that image because it makes pronouncements like, "Physician heal thyself..." into something of a self-effacing joke.

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Zeroisanumber @zeroisanumber.bsky.social · 11h

It helps if both you and your friend agree to set your phones down.

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Zeroisanumber @zeroisanumber.bsky.social · 12h

Prolly just a flavor memory. You get some scent on the wind that triggers the memory initially and then every time it happens you just notice it again. Oddly, the cure is usually to eat what you've been noticing.

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Zeroisanumber @zeroisanumber.bsky.social · 12h

Israel needs to change just like Rhodesia changed and like South Africa changed. South Africa had nukes, btw.

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Zeroisanumber @zeroisanumber.bsky.social · 13h

Since Iran and the US are at war this would actually be sabotage, not terrorism. Words matter.

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Zeroisanumber @zeroisanumber.bsky.social · 15h

Enya's got stans online who make the beyhive look chill and collected.

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Zeroisanumber @zeroisanumber.bsky.social · 15h

Jordan's such an asshole he's probably jealous.

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Zeroisanumber @zeroisanumber.bsky.social · 15h

Pneumonic plague can kill very rapidly and a regular schmuck might very well mistake it for flu until it's too late. Septicemic plague can kill within hours of the onset of symptoms, depending. Good news is they don't spread easily.

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Zeroisanumber @zeroisanumber.bsky.social · 15h

When they were kids my uncle convinced my pop that the best cure for a hangover was to dry swallow an alka seltzer and then chug a root beer. Dad was burping and farting for hours.

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Zeroisanumber @zeroisanumber.bsky.social · 20h

You don't have to carry a weight that's not yours. Much as we like to help each other it's okay to refuse when people are being unfair.

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Zeroisanumber @zeroisanumber.bsky.social · 05/10/2026

I should be asleep but I'm just not feeling it yet.

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Zeroisanumber @zeroisanumber.bsky.social · 05/10/2026

The Hardy Boys and The Case of Why am I Still Awake This Late on a Worknight?

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