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Zeroisanumber

@zeroisanumber.bsky.social
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Way older than 18 He/Him White Communist 2026 Nobel Peace Prize Nominee Would probably fight to the death for you without liking you very much. Local Food Shelf Amazon Wish List: www.amazon.com/hz/wishlist/ls/33006…

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Zeroisanumber @zeroisanumber.bsky.social · 12h
You should do Joanna Cassady from Blade Runnder for Halloween. www.hollywoodreporter.com/wp-content/u...
Joanna Cassady as Zorah in Blade Runner with irridescent scales across her face and chest and a snake over her shoulders.
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Zeroisanumber @zeroisanumber.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
The box cover of the old Blood Bowl board game. It features several different fantasy races battling each other while playing a game reminiscent of American Football.
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Zeroisanumber @zeroisanumber.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
You see that pic of the shrine folks set up at his favorite diner? Guy wrote a ton of his stuff there. Liked it because he could get real dark and then just blink and he'd be back in his favorite diner.
The "Big Boy" statue out front of David Lynch's favorite diner covered in all sorts of flowers and momentos after his death.
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Zeroisanumber @zeroisanumber.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Picture of a strawberry with a gun pasted on it. Caption reads, "Hand over your money, this is a strobbery."
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Zeroisanumber @zeroisanumber.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
A cartoon of the interior of a dorm room. Five white kids are sitting around together. The legend reads, "Using the old Communist ploy of 'Corrupt and Conquer' they cleverly infiltrated the local campus"

Kid 1: "C'mon gang! Forget that American History test tomorrow! First, try some of these 'Reefers,' then let's go to the bad part of town and jitterbug to degenerate be-bop music until all hours!"

Kid 2: Neat!

Kid 3: Keen.

Kid 4: Swell! 

Kid 5: Gosh, can we?
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Zeroisanumber @zeroisanumber.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Two panel verticle meme.

Panel one: Shows a border wall stretching from one verticle edge of the photo to the other in a box above the photo is a legend which reads, "Reject Modernity".

Panel Two: Shows a 19th-Century style drawing of immigrants on a ship as they pass the Statue of Liberty into New York Harbor. The legend above it reads, "Embrace Tradition".
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Zeroisanumber @zeroisanumber.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
"Dr. Banjo" from the animated comedy Futurama. He's an orangutan wearing a suit coat and cumberbund with a pair of glasses. He's sitting on top of a podium and speaking into a microphone.
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Zeroisanumber @zeroisanumber.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
The cover to "The Boatman's Call" by Nick Cave and the Bad Seeds

It features a picture of Nick Cave c. 1997 standing in front of a brick wall looking grimly over his right shoulder. The picture is sepia toned.
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Zeroisanumber @zeroisanumber.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
Oh those morph into Cecropia Moths, North America's biggest moth.
A picture of a large moth whose wingspan is as large as a human hand.
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Zeroisanumber @zeroisanumber.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
You're way over there. But here, you can kiss Moxie on her little nose:
A sleepy-looking grey and white cat sits comfortably on a blanket.
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Zeroisanumber @zeroisanumber.bsky.social · 15/08/2026
Yeah, it was you. I remember because you had a really cool little box for the ring.
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Zeroisanumber @zeroisanumber.bsky.social · 06/08/2026
Huh...
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Zeroisanumber @zeroisanumber.bsky.social · 05/08/2026
Twins powder blue uniforms from the 80's went hard.
Kent Hrbek wearing his blue Twins uniform with a red helmet while he's taking a swing at a baseball with a bat sometime in the 1980's
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Zeroisanumber @zeroisanumber.bsky.social · 03/08/2026
A woman with a cigarette in her mouth looking defeated. The legend reads "Wake up Superstar. Capitalism Demands Your Sacrifice."
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Zeroisanumber @zeroisanumber.bsky.social · 30/07/2026
Bob and Linda from Bob's Burgers in their bedroom. Linda is sitting with her hands crossed over her chest looking anxious while Bob is putting on a coat with an AR-15 strapped across his chest. The caption reads "When it's time to rescue the "just vote" libs from the camps (2028)". Bob is saying "Okay, fine. But I'm gonna complain the whole time."
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Zeroisanumber @zeroisanumber.bsky.social · 30/07/2026
Here are the kippens holding hands while they nap:
A black and white and grey and white pair of cats snoozing in a pink cat bed with their paws touching.
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Zeroisanumber @zeroisanumber.bsky.social · 28/07/2026
I have a high opinion of myself and have been pretty stable since the medications all got balanced.
Crazy/Hot axis test showing me right in the marriage zone.
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Zeroisanumber @zeroisanumber.bsky.social · 24/07/2026
Five panel Popeye cartoon with overlaid captions:

Panel 1: Popeye (labeled "Shitposters") sits in a bathtub and opens a can labeled "Theory"

Panel 2: The contents of the can fly into Popeye's mouth which is labeled: "Actually reading and not just posting."

Panel 3: Popeye stands, his arms bulging with muscle his right arm is labeled "Historical Materialism" and his left is labeled "Dialectical Materialism". He himself is labeled "Class Conscious Workers".

Panel 4: Popeye is carrying building materials labeled "Democratic Centralism" "Dictatorship of the Proletariat" "Five Year Plans" and "Anti-Revisionism". He himself is labeled "Marxism-Leninism". He holds the building materials above a cut-out foundation labeled "Bourgeois State".

Panel 5: Popeye has built a sturdy house labeled "Socialism".
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Zeroisanumber @zeroisanumber.bsky.social · 20/07/2026
Riker wearing the sexy man outfit from the Next Generation episode where they go to a planet where the men are sexy and objectified.
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Zeroisanumber @zeroisanumber.bsky.social · 16/07/2026
I think someone told me this a while ago but I dismissed it because it sounded way too low.
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Zeroisanumber @zeroisanumber.bsky.social · 11/07/2026
Post an album you've listened to 100 times
A picture of the cover to Nick Cave and the Bad Seeds album The Boatman's Call.

It features a black and white photo of Nick Cave standing against a brick wall while looking to his right. The band's name and album's title are printed in small type over the lower-right side of the photo.
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Zeroisanumber @zeroisanumber.bsky.social · 03/07/2026
A picture of Dennis, Jack Kelly, and The Lawyer from It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia standing together with The Lawyer holding his hand over Jack's to make them look bigger.
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Zeroisanumber @zeroisanumber.bsky.social · 27/06/2026
Some other form of mammal which looks very much like a cat because black cats all don't have tails.
A black cat with no tail looking out the windows from his cat bed.
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Zeroisanumber @zeroisanumber.bsky.social · 25/06/2026
Gf went absolutely feral for Silver Fox Worf.
An older Michael Dorn as the character Worf.
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Zeroisanumber @zeroisanumber.bsky.social · 24/06/2026
Knife.
A skinning knife in a white man's hand.
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Zeroisanumber @zeroisanumber.bsky.social · 23/06/2026
Vibes.
A pen and ink picture of a Rusalka luring a man to his death while sitting in a shallow swamp.
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Zeroisanumber @zeroisanumber.bsky.social · 16/06/2026
"Alcoholism and socialism are not compatible" Soviet badge, 1920s
A brass badge depicting a worker smashing a bottle of alcohol with a hammer, the legend is depicted beneath.
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Zeroisanumber @zeroisanumber.bsky.social · 16/06/2026
Roxie with a case of the sillies.
A black and white cat flopped over on a wooden floor with her paws in the air looking at the camera.
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Zeroisanumber @zeroisanumber.bsky.social · 10/06/2026
Two panel Sopranos meme. 

In panel 1 Tony and one of his goons are eating food together at a restaurant. The goon turns to Tony and says, "The 'IA' in LGBTQIA+ stands for Italian-American"

Panel 2 is a close-up of Tony, looking both confused and annoyed.
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Zeroisanumber @zeroisanumber.bsky.social · 10/06/2026
This it?
Picture of a yellow and black Eastern Tiger Swallowtail butterfly resting on a bunch of flowers.
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Zeroisanumber @zeroisanumber.bsky.social · 08/06/2026
People keep asking me to post face.
Rene Magritte, a Belgian football player, standing with a bowler on his head and a peach in front of his face in the style of Rene Magritte's painting "Son of Man."
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Zeroisanumber @zeroisanumber.bsky.social · 03/06/2026
I'm not a part of the LGBTQ+ community, but I like to boost the messaging when I can.
Men wearing black shorts, motorcycle boots, and wife respecters hold up a sign reading, "Bottoms Tops: All Hate Cops"
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Zeroisanumber @zeroisanumber.bsky.social · 01/06/2026
Eh... We're going to replace her with Peggy Flannagan in the Senate and that lady rules. Former Wellstone staffer who'll be the first Native senator from MN. This is her:
A picture of MN Lt. Governor Peggy Flannagan smiling while holding open her coat to show that she's wearing a shirt that says, "Protect Trans Kids".
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Zeroisanumber @zeroisanumber.bsky.social · 29/05/2026
Bob from Bob's Burgers singing and dancing while wearing a big, dorky straw hat.
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Zeroisanumber @zeroisanumber.bsky.social · 27/05/2026
The Simpsons "Don't make me tap the sign" meme except the sign reads, "It should be a two hour train ride from Minneapolis to Chicago."
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Zeroisanumber @zeroisanumber.bsky.social · 24/05/2026
"Democrat Party"
Nazi noticing a British spy using the English hand gesture to call for three more drinks instead of the German hand gesture, immediately tipping him off that he's not a German.

From the film Inglorious Basterds.
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Zeroisanumber @zeroisanumber.bsky.social · 24/05/2026
google search for "quicksand near me"
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Zeroisanumber @zeroisanumber.bsky.social · 22/05/2026
A Ukiyo-e style drawing of longcat over Tokyo Bay.
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Zeroisanumber @zeroisanumber.bsky.social · 14/05/2026
BUN SPOTTED!
A brown wild rabbit giving me a suspicious look as he sits on a green lawn next to a rock garden.
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Zeroisanumber @zeroisanumber.bsky.social · 05/05/2026
Picture of a white forearm with a medic alert bracelet that reads, "Fuck you. Just give me opioid analgesics until I stop breathing, then throw me in a dumpster."
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Zeroisanumber @zeroisanumber.bsky.social · 03/05/2026
A picture of Michael Jordan in a basketball game wearing his Bulls uniform and heading to the basket with his tongue out.
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Zeroisanumber @zeroisanumber.bsky.social · 25/04/2026
ANZAC Day today. They tend to get short shrift in the story of WW2 but Australia in particular turned out jungle fighters who can be mentioned in the same breath as the Viet Cong. And of course, in WWI there was Galipoli. Which gave us one of the great reconciliation speeches in history:
“Those heroes that shed their blood
And lost their lives...
You are now lying in the soil of a friendly country.
Therefore, rest in peace.
There is no difference between the Johnnies
And the Mehmets to us where they lie side by side
Here in this country of ours,
You, the mothers,
Who sent their sons from far away countries
Wipe away your tears,
Your sons are now lying in our bosom
And are in peace
After having lost their lives on this land they have
Become our sons as well”.
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Zeroisanumber @zeroisanumber.bsky.social · 19/04/2026
Reminds me very much of the Walker Art Center in Minneapolis.
An exterior view of the Walker Art Center in the evening. The building is notable for its unconventional cubic design and stainless steel exterior.
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Zeroisanumber @zeroisanumber.bsky.social · 18/04/2026
Superman Day. Supes is my favorite because he's stronger and better than I am as a person and challenges me to be a better human. If I could bring any fictional character to our world it'd be Superman.
A picture of Superman standing on an eagle decoration with the city of Metropolis in the background, including the Daily Planet building.
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Zeroisanumber @zeroisanumber.bsky.social · 09/04/2026
I thought her legal name was Katie Tightpussy.
Normal Rockwell's "Freedom of Speech" painting featuring some schmuck in a jacket standing up at a meeting to give his goober opinion while a bunch of other honkies look on as if they're actually interested. Probably something about his neighbor's lawn or someshit, you know how crackers are.
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Zeroisanumber @zeroisanumber.bsky.social · 07/04/2026
Remarkable how important very unlikely places can be in a crisis.
A streetfront picture of the Smitten  Kitten sex toy shop in Minneapolis.
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Zeroisanumber @zeroisanumber.bsky.social · 04/04/2026
Old Captain America from Avengers: Endgame saying, "No, I don't think I will."
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Zeroisanumber @zeroisanumber.bsky.social · 03/04/2026
Moxie also has an extremely soft, white belly.
A grey and white cat flopped over on her left size and stretching out her dumb little legs.
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Zeroisanumber @zeroisanumber.bsky.social · 28/03/2026
Nice of the Boss to come out. Had a good crowd.
Bruce Springsteen holding a black acoustic guitar and singing into a microphone on the steps of the MN Capitol in St. Paul.
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Zeroisanumber @zeroisanumber.bsky.social · 13/03/2026
Benjamin Franklin's famous "Join or Die" woodcut showing the 13 Colonies disunited as a chopped up snake.
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