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⌯ 𝘡𝘦𝘱𝘩𝘺𝘳 ⌯ @zephyr452.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
Tom Cruise (Circa 2005ish) is a Sniffies 10/10
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⌯ 𝘡𝘦𝘱𝘩𝘺𝘳 ⌯ @zephyr452.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
Uncle Rukus said yes to gay son twice and we got Steve Lacy and Frank Ocean
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⌯ 𝘡𝘦𝘱𝘩𝘺𝘳 ⌯ @zephyr452.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
If you told AI to have Uniqua (Backyardagain's) rap/cover the anything from Pink Friday: Roman Reloaded, you have a Trim song..
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⌯ 𝘡𝘦𝘱𝘩𝘺𝘳 ⌯ @zephyr452.bsky.social · 16/08/2026
I wish dick tasted like these
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⌯ 𝘡𝘦𝘱𝘩𝘺𝘳 ⌯ @zephyr452.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
They put Stevey Nicks and Sam Smith into the hadron collider at CERN and Chappell Roan walked out.
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⌯ 𝘡𝘦𝘱𝘩𝘺𝘳 ⌯ @zephyr452.bsky.social · 10/07/2026
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⌯ 𝘡𝘦𝘱𝘩𝘺𝘳 ⌯ @zephyr452.bsky.social · 03/07/2026
jorkn it w one of these bad boys on 👋🏽💦
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Tom Flood @tomflood.bsky.social · 03/07/2026
enjoy
Customer: Can I get the 9,000 pound, 1000HP electric
Hummer?
Salesperson: You can drive it home today!
Customer: Do I need a special license?
Salesperson: Nope of course not.
Customer: How about any extra driver training, this vehicle does seem to be quite big and powerful surely I must need to.....
Salesperson: None whatsoever- good to go
Customer: So I can just drive off in this monster truck right now?
Salesperson: Have fun!
Community: Can we get a speed bump?
City: We'll do some studies and get back to you next year.
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⌯ 𝘡𝘦𝘱𝘩𝘺𝘳 ⌯ @zephyr452.bsky.social · 03/07/2026
Men a man w some toddiez
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⌯ 𝘡𝘦𝘱𝘩𝘺𝘳 ⌯ @zephyr452.bsky.social · 03/07/2026
NO HELICOPTERS
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⌯ 𝘡𝘦𝘱𝘩𝘺𝘳 ⌯ @zephyr452.bsky.social · 03/07/2026
If you combine a pack of sour patch kids and Lady Gaga you get Charli XCX
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⌯ 𝘡𝘦𝘱𝘩𝘺𝘳 ⌯ @zephyr452.bsky.social · 03/07/2026
If Azealia Banks was a food category, it would be "Bodega Hibachi" 🏪🍱🍜🍛
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⌯ 𝘡𝘦𝘱𝘩𝘺𝘳 ⌯ @zephyr452.bsky.social · 24/06/2026
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⌯ 𝘡𝘦𝘱𝘩𝘺𝘳 ⌯ @zephyr452.bsky.social · 24/06/2026
If Ladygaga's music had a flavor it would be Trolli gummies (derogatory)
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⌯ 𝘡𝘦𝘱𝘩𝘺𝘳 ⌯ @zephyr452.bsky.social · 23/06/2026
Ppl who watch love island shouldn't be allowed to vote accrue or maintain professional titles.
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⌯ 𝘡𝘦𝘱𝘩𝘺𝘳 ⌯ @zephyr452.bsky.social · 22/06/2026
Tyler the Creator is noise pollution disguised as a black man
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⌯ 𝘡𝘦𝘱𝘩𝘺𝘳 ⌯ @zephyr452.bsky.social · 22/06/2026
WTF GOING AWN INDIS PIZZA SHOP BROOO???
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⌯ 𝘡𝘦𝘱𝘩𝘺𝘳 ⌯ @zephyr452.bsky.social · 22/06/2026
Golden retrievers dont wear bonnets, so why do white woman wear them?
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⌯ 𝘡𝘦𝘱𝘩𝘺𝘳 ⌯ @zephyr452.bsky.social · 06/03/2026
Whole foods addict to pseudo health & wellness guru influencer pipeline.
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⌯ 𝘡𝘦𝘱𝘩𝘺𝘳 ⌯ @zephyr452.bsky.social · 03/03/2026
cis men have done nothing but hold back humanity, its time for yall to voluntarily walk into the pits of hell single file.
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⌯ 𝘡𝘦𝘱𝘩𝘺𝘳 ⌯ @zephyr452.bsky.social · 12/02/2026
@ yt ppl that use AAVE; when we tell you not to use AAVE, sometimes its more for your own benefit because its sounds like you're having a stroke and we're getting second hand embarrassment.. 🤍
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⌯ 𝘡𝘦𝘱𝘩𝘺𝘳 ⌯ @zephyr452.bsky.social · 27/01/2026
(For Black people) Pop the ballon is just slave auction meets love island but nobody wins- Its just inter-community hatred and no one wins.
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⌯ 𝘡𝘦𝘱𝘩𝘺𝘳 ⌯ @zephyr452.bsky.social · 26/01/2026
TMZ stands for Trump, Murica, and Zionist. #NastyandEvil
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⌯ 𝘡𝘦𝘱𝘩𝘺𝘳 ⌯ @zephyr452.bsky.social · 17/07/2025
⌯ 𝘚𝘦𝘯𝘯𝘢 ⌯
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⌯ 𝘡𝘦𝘱𝘩𝘺𝘳 ⌯ @zephyr452.bsky.social · 23/05/2025
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𝕯𝖔𝖓𝖎𝖈𝖆 𝕷𝖊𝖜𝖎𝖓𝖘𝖐𝖞 @areayeaitch.bsky.social · 04/05/2025
Here are some friendly reminders. 1. Do NOT get a helicopter. 2. Wash your pillowcases. 3. Drink water 4. Scrub those baseboards 5. Don't be afraid to ask for what you want. The worst thing someone can say is no. 6. Do NOT under any circumstance talk to the police.
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⌯ 𝘡𝘦𝘱𝘩𝘺𝘳 ⌯ @zephyr452.bsky.social · 04/05/2025
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⌯ 𝘡𝘦𝘱𝘩𝘺𝘳 ⌯ @zephyr452.bsky.social · 25/03/2025
🌝
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nicky the friendly shark @mostlysharks.bsky.social · 29/01/2025
merry hopes you are having a good day
smiling calico cat
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⌯ 𝘡𝘦𝘱𝘩𝘺𝘳 ⌯ @zephyr452.bsky.social · 27/01/2025
✨‼️✨
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jackbeingbad.bsky.social @jackbeingbad.bsky.social · 13/12/2024
This is literally what they signed up for. Just to ruin the lives of people they don't like, they supported the most corrupt group of lying billionaires to ever hit DC.
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⌯ 𝘡𝘦𝘱𝘩𝘺𝘳 ⌯ @zephyr452.bsky.social · 17/11/2024
When bluesky adds a "spaces" feature, old twitter is so cooked
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capricorn cunt 🎀 @celesitial.bsky.social · 15/11/2024
🦋🩷 i’m excited to announce the launch of my website celesitial.co !!!! you can access all my services and products through here, readings, reiki, spellwork and more! thank you for joining me on this journey 🩷🦋
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