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Zen Turtle

@zenturtle.net
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Cycling Coach - Coffee Snob Bikes 🚴 Coffee ☕️ Rock 🎤 Roll 🎸 Designed in 🇮🇹 Made in 🇺🇸 www.zenturtle.net "I'm not saying I'm Batman I'm just saying nobody has ever seen me and Batman in a room together"

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Zen Turtle @zenturtle.net · 07/10/2026
My thoughts exactly
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Zen Turtle @zenturtle.net · 07/10/2026
They better do
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Zen Turtle @zenturtle.net · 03/10/2026
It's only a gut punch, we need to aim lower
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Zen Turtle @zenturtle.net · 03/10/2026
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Loki's 'Yes Very Sad' Reaction
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Zen Turtle @zenturtle.net · 03/10/2026
He deserves jail
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Zen Turtle @zenturtle.net · 03/10/2026
Election fixer is on the house
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Zen Turtle @zenturtle.net · 03/10/2026
Not sure what that is supposed to demonstrate, but most thermostats in EU have only two digits and that's more than enough resolution. It's actually F that requires 3 digit to cover the range of human temperatures as you go over 100F in hot climates... beside that F are just stupid by construction
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Zen Turtle @zenturtle.net · 03/10/2026
Looks like KOM belongs now to the Drake dude, just makes me happy Love that climb
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Aunt Patty @auntpatty.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
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Zen Turtle @zenturtle.net · 30/09/2026
They are so frustrated because their idiocy is undeniable
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Zen Turtle @zenturtle.net · 30/09/2026
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Inevitability Hugo Weaving Agent Smith
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Zen Turtle @zenturtle.net · 30/09/2026
I really really really like this guy
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Zen Turtle @zenturtle.net · 29/09/2026
Just for the midterms
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Zen Turtle @zenturtle.net · 27/09/2026
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Dumb And Dumber: Lloyd's 'There's a Chance'
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Zen Turtle @zenturtle.net · 26/09/2026
I'd really like to know the context of this photo
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CNN @cnn.com · 26/09/2026
Miami and Tampa both have enviable weather, a vibrant Cuban diaspora and beautiful beaches at their doorsteps. Both Florida cities also lay claim to the Cuban sandwich. So when you dig into which community is the cradle of this layered love affair, expect an earful. cnn.it/4rxDUWQ
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Zen Turtle @zenturtle.net · 26/09/2026
Xi's face describes the smell he must be experiencing
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Zen Turtle @zenturtle.net · 26/09/2026
They know they are losing and they are not concerned: that should tell us everything we need to know
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Zen Turtle @zenturtle.net · 25/09/2026
What a beautiful couple
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Zen Turtle @zenturtle.net · 25/09/2026
This is a good plan
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Zen Turtle @zenturtle.net · 24/09/2026
I couldn't care less what he says
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Zen Turtle @zenturtle.net · 23/09/2026
My annual visit to the gas station to fill up the BMW i3 Range Extender. Still reasonable considering the 40mpg. Can't imagine filling one of yours gas guzzlers
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Zen Turtle @zenturtle.net · 23/09/2026
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Idiocracy: It's Got Electrolytes
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Zen Turtle @zenturtle.net · 23/09/2026
The beginning??? Where have you been lately?
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Carole with an e @crwright.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Wow!! Great response on the "Woodstein" coverage of Watergate. They did it all without Google or iPhones. Ford pardoned Nixon because he was worried about what it would do to this country. Now we know it didn't fall apart. der trumple's WH gang please note: Nixon's guys went to prison.
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Zen Turtle @zenturtle.net · 21/09/2026
@angrystaffer.bsky.social where do you think people will be marching after another rigged election? His letting everyone know is very intentional Think about that for a second
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Zen Turtle @zenturtle.net · 21/09/2026
AI adoption is going exactly as e-bike adoption... My friends at first: "I will NEVER ride one of those monstrosities...." Now: "Hey bro, when are you getting one of these? So much fun... get with the program ..."
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Zen Turtle @zenturtle.net · 21/09/2026
Talking to few local businesses owners "We see way fewer people over the weekend, I wonder why..." Can't connect the dots between high gas prices and people not moving?
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Zen Turtle @zenturtle.net · 21/09/2026
You know exactly what he's preparing for
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Zen Turtle @zenturtle.net · 21/09/2026
Miles are meaningless without elevation 😬
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Zen Turtle @zenturtle.net · 20/09/2026
I can't believe y'all don't see what he's doing. This has nothing to do with vanity ~Wake TF Up
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Zen Turtle @zenturtle.net · 20/09/2026
I don't believe there's a way to fix this country
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Zen Turtle @zenturtle.net · 20/09/2026
Ok, adding Patriots and Sheeran to the list of blocked words, I don't know why @bsky.app keeps showing me stuff I don't care about in my feed
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Zen Turtle @zenturtle.net · 20/09/2026
It is so obvious and the press is like this
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Idiocracy: President Camacho with his orb
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Zen Turtle @zenturtle.net · 20/09/2026
Many people...
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Zen Turtle @zenturtle.net · 20/09/2026
You did vote for this you c#%t
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Zen Turtle @zenturtle.net · 20/09/2026
So jealous of Canada 🇨🇦
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Zen Turtle @zenturtle.net · 19/09/2026
America still going "oh this could be interpreted as racist... but is it?..." Country was built on racism Wake. Up.
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MS NOW Public Relations @msnowcomms.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
@ms.now statement on its journalists being denied access to the White House grounds:
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Zen Turtle @zenturtle.net · 17/09/2026
The fact that I have no clue who these two people are makes me so happy
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Zen Turtle @zenturtle.net · 16/09/2026
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Zen Turtle @zenturtle.net · 15/09/2026
I can pinpoint the problem Lasagna is Italian There's no microwave ovens in Italy You're welcome
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Zen Turtle @zenturtle.net · 11/09/2026
Coolest thing I saw yesterday: if you want to drive your stinky vintage car on the road, make it electric. Vintage EV conversion gotta be one of the best ideas ever
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Zen Turtle @zenturtle.net · 11/09/2026
You can’t say this without showing a map
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Zen Turtle @zenturtle.net · 10/09/2026
I knew you were cool after all 👍
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Zen Turtle @zenturtle.net · 09/09/2026
Woah woah woah Stop making sense ok?
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Zen Turtle @zenturtle.net · 09/09/2026
Italy used these too during WWII en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Siluro_... Just learned they were powered by a 2HP electric motor
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Siluro Lenta Corsa - Wikipedia
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Zen Turtle @zenturtle.net · 09/09/2026
They don't need help building missiles, but they can definitely bolt on newer tech from their allies
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Zen Turtle @zenturtle.net · 08/09/2026
I won't try to change your mind 👍
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