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Zen Turtle

@zenturtle.net
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Aunt Patty @auntpatty.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
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CNN @cnn.com · 26/09/2026
Miami and Tampa both have enviable weather, a vibrant Cuban diaspora and beautiful beaches at their doorsteps. Both Florida cities also lay claim to the Cuban sandwich. So when you dig into which community is the cradle of this layered love affair, expect an earful. cnn.it/4rxDUWQ
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Zen Turtle @zenturtle.net · 23/09/2026
My annual visit to the gas station to fill up the BMW i3 Range Extender. Still reasonable considering the 40mpg. Can't imagine filling one of yours gas guzzlers
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Carole with an e @crwright.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Wow!! Great response on the "Woodstein" coverage of Watergate. They did it all without Google or iPhones. Ford pardoned Nixon because he was worried about what it would do to this country. Now we know it didn't fall apart. der trumple's WH gang please note: Nixon's guys went to prison.
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Zen Turtle @zenturtle.net · 21/09/2026
AI adoption is going exactly as e-bike adoption... My friends at first: "I will NEVER ride one of those monstrosities...." Now: "Hey bro, when are you getting one of these? So much fun... get with the program ..."
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Zen Turtle @zenturtle.net · 21/09/2026
Talking to few local businesses owners "We see way fewer people over the weekend, I wonder why..." Can't connect the dots between high gas prices and people not moving?
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Zen Turtle @zenturtle.net · 20/09/2026
Ok, adding Patriots and Sheeran to the list of blocked words, I don't know why @bsky.app keeps showing me stuff I don't care about in my feed
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MS NOW Public Relations @msnowcomms.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
@ms.now statement on its journalists being denied access to the White House grounds:
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Zen Turtle @zenturtle.net · 11/09/2026
Coolest thing I saw yesterday: if you want to drive your stinky vintage car on the road, make it electric. Vintage EV conversion gotta be one of the best ideas ever
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Zen Turtle @zenturtle.net · 04/09/2026
I would like to know why EV charging still has so much friction: every time there’s a new provider you have to create a new account, download the app, etc, etc. WHY? Can’t it just be I swipe my card you charge my car? Like a normal gas station? EV adoption is trailing behind? YEAH you bet it is.
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Zen Turtle @zenturtle.net · 28/08/2026
The people desperately trying to book a meeting in your calendar without stating the purpose of the meeting
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Marques Brownlee: The Answer Is No
ALT: Marques Brownlee: The Answer Is No
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Stephen Moran. @moranstephen1000.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
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M Meerkat @kackbro.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
President Obama, Most Admired, And Who Inspired, The U.S. .......
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Brant Reeves @bireeves95.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
Absolutely 💯 True…..
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Abdul El-Sayed @abdulelsayed.bsky.social · 18/08/2026
Beat the machine. NEW AD.
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JewInACanoe.bsky.social 🎗️ @jewinacanoe.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
I googled my symptoms and it turns out I need a cottage on a quiet lake, a stack of books and a case of wine.
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Zen Turtle @zenturtle.net · 19/08/2026
Telescopes cause asteroids
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Alan Griffiths @alanji.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
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𝕊𝕦𝕟𝕕𝕒𝕖 𝔾𝕦𝕣𝕝 @sundaedivine.lol · 19/08/2026
Jon Ossoff found the one button in Washington labeled DO NOT PRESS and immediately leaned on it with both elbows.
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Abdul El-Sayed @abdulelsayed.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
Does it ever feel like you're in a cage being watched? Well, you are. By Flock cameras, thanks to Mike Rogers.
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Miaganga @miaganga.bsky.social · 15/08/2026
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Zen Turtle @zenturtle.net · 14/08/2026
"Thank you for contacting customer service, we understand your frustration..."
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Jerry Seinfeld & Elaine Benes: I Don't Think You Do
ALT: Jerry Seinfeld & Elaine Benes: I Don't Think You Do
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Zen Turtle @zenturtle.net · 10/08/2026
Everybody wishes something different... or not
The Wishing Fence
One tag says "inner peace" the other "more dick"
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Zen Turtle @zenturtle.net · 10/08/2026
"Love Thy Neighbor" God knows I do love mine...
Sign in front of house reads "In this house... we embrace the 25th Amendment and jail time"
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Zen Turtle @zenturtle.net · 10/08/2026
Back to baseline, the elusive half a kilowatt minute #stackingbricks #consistency #motivationmonday
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bluevoter24.bsky.social @bluevoter24.bsky.social · 08/08/2026
Writers can get a bit carried away. Or not. #cinema
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Acyn @acyn.bsky.social · 06/08/2026
El-Sayed on Vance: Is that Peter Thiel's boy with that Ohio charisma? The last thing that he said that made any sense was Hillbilly Elegy—after he said that Donald Trump had no business being president of anything. And then he decided to suck up to power.
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Ariaa® @ariaa.bsky.social · 03/08/2026
Happy 65th Birthday, August 4th, to the best President in US History. The black man "they" feared, led with humor, dignity & grace for 8 yrs scandal-free, has a beautiful & accomplished family, and is beloved by millions around the world. @barackobama.bsky.social #BarackObama #ThePeoplesPresident
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🦋🧿Tempestori 🌬🌊 @tempestori.bsky.social · 03/08/2026
Two men hold power and solidarity fists in the air on either side of a sign that reads, "Racism is so American that when you protest it people think you are protesting America."
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Wolf Hour @wolfhour.bsky.social · 01/08/2026
(cartoon Dennis Goris) #politics
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South Carolina Department of Propaganda @southcarolinadop.bsky.social · 31/07/2026
For the enlightenment of the 💩🤡s going after Fauci:
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Zen Turtle @zenturtle.net · 27/07/2026
LA public transportation infrastructure is designed for high volume...
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Kenny Kenoir @kenoir323.bsky.social · 25/07/2026
Don't blame me, I voted for the smart lady with the funny laugh. Cartoon by Trevor Stone Irvin
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Zen Turtle @zenturtle.net · 24/07/2026
Dis my drug In mah veins Every day
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Zen Turtle @zenturtle.net · 23/07/2026
This seems accurate
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Zen Turtle @zenturtle.net · 23/07/2026
If I can't comment on your posts, I'll block you. There's no reason for me to read your posts and not being able to comment on it
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The Daily Show @thedailyshow.com · 16/07/2026
OK.
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Jorge @antartica81.bsky.social · 15/07/2026
I am looking forward to the day when Gary Oldman is asked to play Elon Musk
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Johnny James @johnny-james.bsky.social · 12/07/2026
You can’t cheat Death.
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NewPostNews @wabrahamwashington.bsky.social · 10/07/2026
David Horsey - Tribune Content Agency
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Obstrepero @bockdr.bsky.social · 08/07/2026
Mark Rutte is the Gianni Infantino of NATO.
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Marilyn Munster @heyfren.bsky.social · 04/07/2026
Whoever the presidential candidates are I think this is a really good idea.
Picture of Jack Smith with the caption: If you want my vote, pledge to make Jack Smith attorney general and to prosecute them all.
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Mark Hamill @markhamillofficial.bsky.social · 04/07/2026
For America: 🎂? #MakeAmericaNormalAgain 🇺🇸
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Zen Turtle @zenturtle.net · 28/06/2026
Ossof, AOC and Mamdani are giving me hopes about our country
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David Roberts @volts.wtf · 20/06/2026
This site is a real time-saver.
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Is the Strait of Hormuz Open?
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Dovewoman 💙 🇺🇦 💙 @dovewoman.bsky.social · 14/06/2026
Obama Appreciation Day June 14, 2026
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Zen Turtle @zenturtle.net · 06/06/2026
Never underestimate Italian drivers
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Mark T. Sneed @marktsneed.bsky.social · 25/05/2026
Sadly, every word is true. The American experiment is over. Killed in the middle of Fifth Avenue and no one in power blinked an eye to stop it.
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Zen Turtle @zenturtle.net · 17/05/2026
Black mambas are metal
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