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The Noodle Man

@zenja.bsky.social
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Body of a man, mind of a noodle. TTRPGs (Pathfinder 2e mainly), FPS games, story writing, video editing Show me black cats.

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The Noodle Man @zenja.bsky.social · 13h
Learning about the ancient world and how racism was still a thing, but it doesn't look a thing like racism today. The racism today is a fake and dubious rambling of one french dude in the 1800's that caught on. So racism today is like doubly nonsense. It is compounded bullshit. Racism reconstructed.
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The Noodle Man @zenja.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
The b12 from my energy drink meeting the b12 from my relaxation tea
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Simona in Academy Car Scene
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The Noodle Man @zenja.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
I wish to know your lobster and steak status
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The Noodle Man @zenja.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
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Yuno Gasai Anime Flashbang
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The Noodle Man @zenja.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
And to be clear, I have and will continue to buy maps if it's genuinely quality stuff or if it's hyper specific and it checks all the boxes. But there are some maps where its like "My players are lucky I even have an image to look at"
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The Noodle Man @zenja.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Not to discount the value of anyone's art or labor, but it still kinda blows me away that people can sell "Open field TTRPG battlemap (PDF)" for like 5 dollars. There are like 5 people in my mutuals alone who would put out a whole collection for 5 dollars, and it's stellar quality.
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The Noodle Man @zenja.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Oh that mixing is -cozy-.
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Japanese Snow Monkey Tranquil
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The Noodle Man @zenja.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Love your style!
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The Noodle Man @zenja.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Elite Five (Guys burgers and fries)
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The Noodle Man @zenja.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
getting imposter syndrome for the thing people know you for is a hell of a thing.
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🦀 YORA 🦀 @yoracrab.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
i really don’t wanna do this one dawg
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The Noodle Man @zenja.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
garden warrior (from pokaymon)
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Toniko Pantoja @tonikopantoja.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
I really liked Lara crofts design that can be found in the Japanese manual of tomb raider 1. Wanted to try drawing her!
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Kimbuu - The sleepy gamer kitty🐱 @tinypaint.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Fun fact: Stage 10 in Castlevania Harmony of Despair is the entire game of Castlevania 1
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The Noodle Man @zenja.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
(normally I don't evoke 'D&D reference!!!' jokes but being covered in multicolored flames that don't burn you and just reveal you is still kinda a funny image)
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The Noodle Man @zenja.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
bro I failed my save against faerie fire #bidayofvisibility
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The Noodle Man @zenja.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
what the fuck I'm gonna chromakey your hair!
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The Noodle Man @zenja.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
gonna be honest I don't remember shit from today, what makes you think I'm gonna remember it going forward
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The Noodle Man @zenja.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
WELL DWELLER TOMORROW
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Hype Hype Compilation
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Gabi Almeida Costa 🌎 @gabicosta.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
*cries in autistic*
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🌱Sita Art🌱 Comms open @sitaart.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Midna Kitty
An illustration of an anthro kitty drawn with a Midna crown. She smiles mischievously.
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The Noodle Man @zenja.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Fuck, I think it may be GenAI afterall but it may be real singing and real instrumentation. Maybe it's AI assisted, which still isn't great but theres at least something there.
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The Noodle Man @zenja.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
I am getting fed up with finding a channel that does music remixes, and then feverishly checking if it's GenAI or not. Luckily, I think I just found one that isn't but it's hard to let my guard down completely.
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The Noodle Man @zenja.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
new animal species discovered; furries breaking their wrist trying to be the first to have a sona of it.
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Sweaty Speedrunner
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sephirAmy @sephiramy.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
how about some good news: new cat just dropped!!!!
a photo of a small, spotted wild cat, with orange fur and brown circular markings, staring up with big golden eyes.Meet the First New Cat Species Discovered in 100 Years

A small, spotted tiger cat from Bolivia may just be the beginning of a wave of new small cat species.

This 10-year-old male tiger cat is the first of his species (named Leopardus tilcayo) known to science. He is approximately 18 inches from head to end of body and weighs only 3 pounds, making him smaller than the average domestic cat. This video was captured at the Senda Verde Animal Refuge in Bolivia’s Yungas region, where he currently resides.
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The Noodle Man @zenja.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Kingdom hats
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The Noodle Man @zenja.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Agreed with this post ^ @snazzy-sketches.bsky.social
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The Noodle Man @zenja.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
This is acceptable.
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The Noodle Man @zenja.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
I read the trending as "Trump orders canadian goose removed" and I"m just thinking he has an easier time opening the straight of hormuz than making a canadian goose do anything.
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Kuji (Comms Open!) @kujikawaii.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
they should let him race karts with sonic too
Enzo in bayonetta 1
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The Noodle Man @zenja.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
I got the same warning and it ran, albiet with some visual bugs and some lag. I have 4gb Vram, it wants 6. The game has huge potential but it needs to be hit with the optimization bat, big-time.
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The Noodle Man @zenja.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Ed Sheeran has been downgraded to Ed Shewalked.
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The Noodle Man @zenja.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Macklemore has been upgraded to Macklemost.
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The Noodle Man @zenja.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
the only 'steam frame' I need is a vintage train yessir
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The Noodle Man @zenja.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
the messenger mice are on strike
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jade's gallery @gallery.oat.zone · 12/09/2026
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The Noodle Man @zenja.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
Preview gif: works. Save gif to draft: works. Preview post with gif: the gif works. POST THE GIF LIVE: uhhhhhhhhhh lol???
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The Noodle Man @zenja.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
Sadly they got him
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The Noodle Man @zenja.bsky.social · 24/05/2026
I imagine purgatory as a 24/7 instant-respawn 2fort server.
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The Noodle Man @zenja.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
Gotta consult the experts on this one
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SpongeBob asks The Magic Conch
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The Noodle Man @zenja.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
- Genuine care for the production of the game from people who know the genre - Isn't a cosmetics wankfest - Stands out as something interesting and can actually draw people in Pick 2.
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The Noodle Man @zenja.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
tf2 old and rotting and full of bots, a total of 50 people play TF2C, Overwatch is a joke, Paladins is the previous 3 combined, Marvel Rivals involves giving a shit about Marvel in the current year. Hero shooters are simultaneously oversaturated yet dead at the same time.
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The Noodle Man @zenja.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
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King @catboycraig.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
"commission for anonymous"
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The Noodle Man @zenja.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
To my surprise, yes. Console your love interest's bestie after a bad day and then suddenly it just slips in I guess.
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Mike X. Nichols @mikexnichols.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
Thinking about this exchange today
A YouTube video for the Water Temple in The Legend of Zelda: Ocarina of Time. The comments section has an exchange as detailed below. “@TheMrdangles16 • 11y ago: 
i hate the water temple... too confusing :(“ “@KeithHalsell • 2y ago: 
it's been 9 years, i hope you are doing great in life now.” “@TheMrdangles16 • 2y ago: it couldn't be going worse Keith.”
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The Noodle Man @zenja.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
Ever since reading Katawa Shoujo in 2013, "comfort" just means boinking to me now
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bel @steelybel.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
when u see claude on the github repo
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The Noodle Man @zenja.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
The other day I pulled a "Boss casts wall of force to stall out the party's buffs" and I do not feel sorry.
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LittleKuriboh @littlekuriboh.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
Bonesaw from Sam Raimi’s Spider-Man declares “you’re going nowhere”

“I got you for 56.27 Minutes”

“56.27 Minutes of Ass”
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