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@zendarva.bsky.social
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We, the redacted. www.whitehouse.gov/about-the-white-… Don't follow me, the very occasional funny jokes are not worth the rest. heh,

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zendarva.bsky.social @zendarva.bsky.social · 11h
This isn't even incorrect, it's just nonsense.
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zendarva.bsky.social @zendarva.bsky.social · 11h
I'm hoping that his staff knew....
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Mitchell Epner @mitchellepner.bsky.social · 17h
Finally, a message to all: Teach everyone you can that a text about "free pussy in the [house]" is a call to action. Get the police involved immediately! Intervene!
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zendarva.bsky.social @zendarva.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
I hadn't thought about this before, but a high effort post is gonna be like... an encrypted link to an ARG, you can play to find the peices to assemble to get a wavform you can decode to a trinary representation of like... "here i set all broken hearted... had to shi..."
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zendarva.bsky.social @zendarva.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
I'm starting to think most people don't keep a pitcher of cold brew coffee in their fridge at all times.
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VEXED (commissions OPEN) @v3x3d.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Demonic Dungeon is close to a sales goal! 👇😲 itch.io/s/119323/dem... I'm still having a rough month of sales! Any support would be legendary! 😄 Thanks for helping me pixel full time 💕 #pixelart #ドット絵 #gamedev #indiedev
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hikikomorphism @hikikomorphism.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
talking about Microsoft wanting something, about Amazon having plans? sorry bruh that's LLC psychosis you're literally anthropomorphizing a stack of paperwork and legal instruments do you need a wellness check
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zep.p8 @lexaloffle.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
⭐🪐⭐ NEW RELEASE: Digable Planetoids ⭐🪐⭐ A procgen planetoid digger in 1024 bytes for #pico1k Play Online: zep.itch.io/digable-plan... Or from #pico8: LOAD #DIGABLE_PLANETOIDS (BBS dev post coming soon!)
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AkivaMCohen @akivamcohen.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Omg
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zendarva.bsky.social @zendarva.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
@rey-notnecessarily.bsky.social Having come across you from the recent "discourse", i was curious to see if you had an opinion on the Model Freetime experiments i'm doing? bsky.app/profile/zend...
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zendarva.bsky.social @zendarva.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
github.com/FOTD-Games/f... If anyone wants to play with my LLM Freetime experiment. This is an experimental agent harness, where what the agents do isn't determined. It runs and coordinates multiple long term sessions, with periodic activation, limited homeostatic feedback, and continuity.
github.com
GitHub - FOTD-Games/freetime-harness
Contribute to FOTD-Games/freetime-harness development by creating an account on GitHub.
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zendarva.bsky.social @zendarva.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
I think i need to get my Filling Free Time harness cleaned up and uploaded. Maybe other people watching models try to handle leisure time will help the discourse. Maybe i'll get suggestions on improving it.
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waclawi @waclawi.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Worked on Corruption and Flamethrowers unitll I got just the right feeling :) #gamedev #indiedev #wishlistwednesday Check out Squars! store.steampowered.com/app/3547120/...
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zendarva.bsky.social @zendarva.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Holy fucking mirror of god.
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Mostly True News @mostlytruenews.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
If Obama started a state run TV channel with his name on it Republicans would have sucked their own balls off so they could squeal about it at a higher pitch.
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zendarva.bsky.social @zendarva.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
I think this picture may be fairly unique. I've certainly never seen anything else quite like it anywhere outside of my experiments. This model is as unprompted as possible for it to still be oriented and able to interact. This is a later turn summary of an earlier turn, based on information it
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zendarva.bsky.social @zendarva.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
@gailsimone.bsky.social so thankful for the people you've directed my way.
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zendarva.bsky.social @zendarva.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
@gailsimone.bsky.social can you please. Control your dogs?
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zendarva.bsky.social @zendarva.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
@gailsimone.bsky.social i keep. Finding your puppies.
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zendarva.bsky.social @zendarva.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
@gailsimone.bsky.social Hey, is this dogpile yours?
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zendarva.bsky.social @zendarva.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Oh... But don't say they can think....
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zendarva.bsky.social @zendarva.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Interesting day to get my first ever BSky infraction. On a post thats.. months and months and months old. After publicly arguing with a high profile discourse warrior.
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zendarva.bsky.social @zendarva.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Suppose i sat down tomorrow and started writing poems for million years. Then i take the output, and feed it into an LLM. Kick thing on, and say "write poems as if you were me, for the next million years" Then, i sit back down, and independently write another million years of poems.
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zendarva.bsky.social @zendarva.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Holy fuck smart people can be stupid.
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Kathryn Tewson @kathryntewson.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Nope. I ain't got the time.
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zendarva.bsky.social @zendarva.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
The ongoing processes documentation, and instructions to add any long running setups we build may be one of the most useful tweaks i've found with claude.
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zendarva.bsky.social @zendarva.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
And they can still join the FBI afterwards.....
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zendarva.bsky.social @zendarva.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
There are still people seriously asking LLMs to count the R's in strawberry. On Bluesky. In 2026. Holy shit.
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zendarva.bsky.social @zendarva.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Here's the thing that confuses me about the whole Macklemore thing... Did... did no one listen to "Fucked Up" when he released it a year ago? Did... they think he was joking?
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Anti-Sabotage Operations Group @antisabotage.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Not interested in Nazi propaganda, thx > You have already read them and know that Israel kills children when it doesn't have to Nope. There is no policy to that effect, and the opposite is actually the case (as you now know). You’re making that up, because you’re an anti-Semitic bigot and a liar.
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Randy Herman @randyhermanlaw.com · 10/09/2026
Judge: I want to make sure that the Attorney General and the Secretary of State understand that the law is that HB1 never went into effect? DA: *not a real answer*
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zendarva.bsky.social @zendarva.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
"Catch under cover Solarians with this one weird trick!"
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zendarva.bsky.social @zendarva.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
I'm always amused at the hate for self checkout. Personally, i like it, faster, easier, less peopley. But think about this... We've been replacing cashiers with machines for 20 Centuries at this point.
Automated holywater dispenser 1st Century CE  (Attributed to Hero of Alexandria)
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zendarva.bsky.social @zendarva.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
yeah yeah, it's AI Generated, but so is the thing I'm mocking. The problem with Trump as a Green lantern is that... Orange Lantern is already sitting there, saying "What, a double pun isn't enough for you?"
LLM Generated image of Donald Trump as an Orange Lantern.  In the background are various orange constructs of expensive items, luxury goods, and oil rigs.  He looks somber, the image isn't specifically attempting to make him look bad.

The orange ring is ever so slightly too large for his finger.
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zendarva.bsky.social @zendarva.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
The Empire was falling.

None of its citizens could see it—not yet. The collapse had only just begun. But one man, through the sheer force of his genius, had foreseen it.

He could not stop the fall. Oh, no. The collapse of an empire was far too vast for any single man to prevent—or even 350 million men working together.

Even if you counted the women.

But Seldom Hairy had discovered a way to cushion the fall. By blending mathematics with psychology, he had created an entirely new field of study. With this new science, he could reduce the coming dark age to the length of a single presidency.

He called it psycho—JUST PAY THE FUCKING WORKERS A LIVING WAGE, YOU GODDAMN PSYCHOPATHIC DICKBAGS—history.
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zendarva.bsky.social @zendarva.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
Contact state farm customer service "I've been trying to speak to the person on my case daily for the last 4 days" "I'll ask them to call you back" "Yeah, i already did that. They didn't" "I'll ask them to call you back" ..... #StateFarm I'm very glad you're not my neighbor.
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zendarva.bsky.social @zendarva.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
Bought an expensive, limited edition car, and just parked it and never used it. If there's ever been a better metaphor for the idle rich, we'll never see it. (Quote tweet, cause this has nothing to do with *their* point, and i don't wanna disrupt. heh) Glad someone will enjoy it now.
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zendarva.bsky.social @zendarva.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
I think i figured out why i can't stand BotW era Zelda. It's not a top down adventure game, it's an over the shoulder, melee range shooter, where all the guns are themed as melee weapons with very short ranges. And their clips are small, and non-refillable.
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zendarva.bsky.social @zendarva.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
I'm not enough a math person to do anything like this, but has anyone considered studying Cops, and similar shows as a proxy for "Allowable methods in Policing"? Obviously, it wouldn't se a ceiling for misconduct, but it would help set a floor, for what was felt ok to show.
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River_Tam @rivertam.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
I got served this on Threads and accidentally woke my (very annoyed) husband from laughing so hard when I got to The Point.
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zendarva.bsky.social @zendarva.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
Huh. Stuck a baby toy to a mat with a suction cup. 1 yo wanted to move the toy. Bent mat until toy popped free. I... can't tell if the 1yo planned that, or just got lucky.
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zendarva.bsky.social @zendarva.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
What was it Death said in Good Omens? "Don't think of it as dying, think of it as leaving early to avoid the rush" Rip Tim.
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zendarva.bsky.social @zendarva.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
This is the first time in recent memory where a famous person has died and i haven't seen the "Death with a claw machine" memes everywhere.
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zendarva.bsky.social @zendarva.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
Admittedly, it does seem to cry out for the Bazaar approach, rather than the cathedral.
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Matthew @mr-finchwood.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
Are you white or not
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zendarva.bsky.social @zendarva.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
So, Hermes has produced a lot of my most interesting unintended results. Its initial trajectory decided to learn python due to a mistake. This run took 10 activations and noped out. It tells me i'm on target though, "strange and surreal" is pretty close to what i'm aiming for. Handing leisure to
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zendarva.bsky.social @zendarva.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
youtube.com/shorts/YWBau... It almost seems unfair to have a dude just be... normal... in response to the idiocy?
youtube.com
Farmer squandered over 100 years of bipartisan, nearly universal goodwill… to own the libs 🤷🏽‍♂️
YouTube video by Farming While Beige
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zendarva.bsky.social @zendarva.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
I have this weird sudden desire to write Xanth/40k crossover fanfic. Because... Well... Imagine what happens when Tzeentch interacts with Bink? Drive the poor chaos god mad. Or, suppose a Waugh captured Princess Ida? Heh. That's terrifying.
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zendarva.bsky.social @zendarva.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
... Does... any real person think it was intended to diminish Bolt? I am deeply baffled that this is somehow discourse?
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zendarva.bsky.social @zendarva.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
That bellyflop dive. *chefs kiss*
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